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GBantaR
11-08-2010, 10:54 PM
Do you like smashing crates, barrels and Halflings - preferably with your forehead? When you find open doors, do you close them just so you can kick them in? Do you spend an excessive amount of time polishing your tusks, the better to bite things with? Are your muscles so large, pixies have established residence in them? Are you described as "Tall, dark and ugly" - by your friends?

"The Waaagh" may be the guild for you.

A new, ambitious, Half-Orc only guild, we are just starting up and are looking for like-minded Half-Orcs to run around with. Our mission statement: To increase the number of things in the world that have been smashed to pieces with as large a weapon as possible. We tend towards power leveling, but if you (for some inexplicable, un-Orcy reason) feel like taking it slow, we can do that, too. Above, all, we would LOVE to teach you how to get the most out of your gaming experience, i.e., how to crush the most things with the most oversized biceps in the least amount of time.

No, we don't have an airship. No, we don't have a bajillion members. Unlike some guilds, we don't have renown pouring out our elven skirts.

But with your help, we can. (Except for the skirts bit).

Send a tell or in-game mail to Daggorond Scourge on the Orien server to join.

Edit: Before the trolls get to this: Yes, "We" is just "Me" atm. This post hopes to change that.

AltheaSteelrain
11-08-2010, 11:15 PM
Greenskins!~

Alas! Its time to establish a new Chapter on Orien.

GBantaR
11-08-2010, 11:57 PM
Greenskins!

Aha! A fellow Warhammer enthusiast, perhaps?

AltheaSteelrain
11-09-2010, 12:08 AM
Aha! A fellow Warhammer enthusiast, perhaps?

Your pretty words wont save you from the wrath of the Imperium, alien scum!~

>:)

GBantaR
11-09-2010, 12:52 AM
your Pretty Words Wont Save You From The Wrath Of The Imperium, Alien Scum!~

>:)

Bwahaha! +1!

Ookami007
11-09-2010, 12:59 AM
An idea so stupid... only a Half-orc would think it's good.

GBantaR
11-09-2010, 11:25 PM
An idea so stupid... only a Half-orc would think it's good.

TROOOLL!

TROOOLL ON THE FORUMS!

Thought you ought to know. *faints*

GBantaR
11-13-2010, 01:49 AM
TROOOLL!

TROOOLL ON THE FORUMS!

Thought you ought to know. *faints*

...did ANYBODY get that reference?

chrisgina39
11-13-2010, 05:55 AM
a racist guild lol