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Bladecutter563
03-19-2010, 05:29 PM
What is this conclusion you ask? That I will stay on Thelanis as my main server, rather than spread my time around seven different servers with four different characters each! Indeed, I have chosen the lot of you as my primary source of entertainment.

However, there is this very troubling issue I have come across, that must be taken into consideration... The mere fact that I dislike pugging simply because I have yet to get into one where the whole group hasn't caused urges to drive my face through a thick concrete wall to arise is hampering my progress, to say the least. After all, I can't solo forever!

That is where you guilds come in. I am looking for a specific guild... A guild that is:

... active, though size doesn't matter. :P
... mature.
... not zerging.
... helpful, and can help me through higher-tier quests without spoiling the experience for me completely by telling me what, exactly, will happen at any given time to ruin any planned surprise in the quest.
... accepting of free-to-play and premium players.
... not expecting me to have/play/enjoy builds that are 'cookie-cutter' and/or 'powerbuilds', saying anything I try is 'gimped' and that I, as a horrible player unworthy of life upon this planet, need to reroll because 'ur bild sukz lol'.
... can understand/live with my dark humor and inability to smile and be happy.
... will answer questions I have, if any, without biting my face off and replacing it with that of Broccoli.

Lets see if I forgot anything... Blah, that should suffice. Yes, I'm quite demanding, but hey, if I'm going to spend the rest of my DDO gaming life with you, it'd behoove me to like it. :)

My qualifications? Well, I'm obviously articulate. Can't say I have anything higher than level six, due to alt-itis, but in addition to the server-based revelation, I'm also going to force myself to play one single character (or two) rather than twenty-eight. I do, however, answer any questions anyone has in Korthos, so I try to be helpful to newbies but am certainly not infallible. I have several (nine) years of MMORPG experience. I like bacon and pie. DoctorWhoFan is awesome. Etcetera. Blah blah, you get the deal.

So, throw some business pitches my way. And bring your best pitchers!

DoctorWhofan
03-19-2010, 05:38 PM
Check out Merc's Only

http://www.guildportal.com/Guild.aspx?GuildID=332271&ForumID=1569185&TabID=2780974&Replies=0&TopicID=8568760

THat's the criteria.

Send a PM if interested.

Bladecutter563
03-19-2010, 06:08 PM
I was going to make a nice, witty remark about going with DoctorWhoFan's guild, but then this (http://www.registryresource.com/images/blue-screen-of-death1.jpg) popped up and ruined it.

So, there you have it! As much as I'm willing to retype.

DoctorWhofan
03-19-2010, 06:10 PM
I was going to make a nice, witty remark about going with DoctorWhoFan's guild, but then this (http://www.registryresource.com/images/blue-screen-of-death1.jpg) popped up and ruined it.

So, there you have it! As much as I'm willing to retype.

Fail. You just have to join to learn the secret of the Only.

Musashiclaw
03-22-2010, 07:04 AM
Not sure if CLAW is a good fit but could read the charter and browse our DDO forums
http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=212414

We have a mentor program as well if you like helping new players.

Iambeastx
03-22-2010, 07:50 AM
In before me Musashi.
Come join us for a while, trial run so to speak, at the moment we have a decent number of players in your level area, lots of upcoming alts, i'm one level away from rolling an alt myself (vet so it'll start at 4).