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Kistilan
03-16-2010, 06:03 PM
Are not coming to DDO, so I suggest we all cope now. :D

Ninetoes
03-16-2010, 06:08 PM
You cut me, Kistilan. You cut me deep.

Dawnsfire
03-16-2010, 06:16 PM
Halforcs are much easier for min-maxers to min-max so it will probably be a much better store seller that gnomes would be. Just look at 32 point build sales (http://www.tentonhammer.com/node/82128/page/2). I am happy for the HalfOrc fans out there and sad for the Gnome fans but Turbine will go where the cash is :(

donfilibuster
03-16-2010, 06:17 PM
Oh noes! i have a storage of heavy picks waiting for the day gnomes come to stormreach.
The rock gnomes are surely hidden deep underground, mining some unknown collectable ore.
Don't look for forest gnomes though, we already looked for druids in the forest.
New forests don't grow overnight, but you can always make holes in mountains.
So dig further people! Pay no atention to the big flaming demon buried along the way.

SaisMatters
03-16-2010, 06:20 PM
*SNIFF*
I want to be a gnome illusionist!

Kistilan
03-16-2010, 07:30 PM
*SNIFF*
I want to be a gnome illusionist!

I am a gnome ilussionist! Just look at what's in my pants! :D

gavagai
03-16-2010, 07:38 PM
They had a choice to make:

1) Rebalance the system and fight the DPS beast
2) Feed the DPS beast, feed!

Clearly they sided with balance, and dropped gnomes once realized how overpowering the Gnomish Illusionist/Barbs would be. ;)

Kistilan
03-16-2010, 07:42 PM
They had a choice to make:

1) Rebalance the system and fight the DPS beast
2) Feed the DPS beast, feed!

Clearly they sided with balance, and dropped gnomes once realized how overpowering the Gnomish Illusionist/Barbs would be. ;)

This, is true. There would be an absurd amount of gnomes if they allowed this race into Eberron for that very reason.

Meanwhile, on Degobah, this gnome is suprised few have outcried foul play at Kistilan in lieu of, "Dirty, Dirty Kistilan! You tricked me into thinking Fernando said something about Gnomes being released!" :p

April First is coming, my pretties.

flynnjsw
03-16-2010, 07:43 PM
Tinker Gnome PrE FTW...:D

QuantumFX
03-16-2010, 07:50 PM
I’m a barbarian - RWARRRR!!!!

Ninetoes
03-16-2010, 07:58 PM
I am a gnome ilussionist! Just look at what's in my pants! :D

New sig material.

Kistilan
03-17-2010, 07:57 PM
New sig material.

Nooo!!!! *I* am not a Gnome Illusionist! That was hypothetically..... :( what the hell. :o

Ninetoes
03-17-2010, 07:59 PM
Nooo!!!! *I* am not a Gnome Illusionist! That was hypothetically..... :( what the hell. :o

You are to late, sir. I have spread the word. You ARE a gnome illusionist, now.



Context is everything!

Depravity
03-17-2010, 09:04 PM
Just bouncing around the web, I saw this (http://www.gocomics.com/lio/2007/08/26/), and immediately thought of DDO. Now I know what's happened to any gnominess around Turbine HQ.

Gladiator_206
03-18-2010, 05:46 PM
Are not coming to DDO, so I suggest we all PARTY :D

Fixed it for you. adding gnomes would turn this into a mini-wow impersonator. an NO-one wants that.
Gnomes simply look silly. I mean we allready have the halfling, how much smaller do you want?

Kistilan
03-18-2010, 06:02 PM
Fixed it for you. adding gnomes would turn this into a mini-wow impersonator. an NO-one wants that.
Gnomes simply look silly. I mean we allready have the halfling, how much smaller do you want?

We want pixies, sprites, brownies and whatnot. Those little guys are tiny.

donfilibuster
03-18-2010, 06:42 PM
Hey, it would be WoW 'impersonating' D&D and not the other way around, don't get it wrong.

Also rock gnomes are about the same 4 feet tall of a halfling, forest gnomes are the 2 feet ones.

Memnir
03-18-2010, 07:01 PM
Wha'choo talkin' about!
I happen to have the preliminary designs for the Gnome right here...
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http://i744.photobucket.com/albums/xx86/EnPsyane01/whatthe.jpg
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:D

Kistilan
03-18-2010, 07:38 PM
Double-Amputees on row-bikes for Halloween do not make the cut for "of gnomish origin."


Wha'choo talkin' about!
I happen to have the preliminary designs for the Gnome right here...
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http://i744.photobucket.com/albums/xx86/EnPsyane01/whatthe.jpg
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:D