View Full Version : Smashed Drunken Ale Fighters Recruit thread!

03-14-2010, 05:12 AM
Do you think being in shiny fancy armor is sexier than that Orc in a thong?

Do you fancy progressing with other fellows of like mind, who at the end of a day want nothing more than to be smashed with pitcher upon pitcher of pungent and sweet smelling, intoxicating Ale!

When out on a run you come across a "TROLL". You remark to your companions how that troll reminds you of your spouse!! They agree as does the TROLL!

Does getting Platinum feel important? As it means you can buy more Ale! Or more equipment to provide you a better way to get more ALE!

Can you dance in a tavern to get the AWE Inspiring admiration(or disgust) of that taverns patrons?

Do you believe that BAR fights are nothing more than a patron who lost money to a shady kobold dressed like a halfling who tried to sell him off to a drunken dwarf as a barmaid! I would be mad too!

Do you have what it takes to work with a progressive dedicated team of drunks who expect only about 6-8 hours a week in search of a GREATER ALE!

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Smashed Drunken Ale Fighters is a friendly new progressive social guild that is accepting all classes. We accept both new players and burnt out disgruntled powergamers who want a slower pace at progression.

All ages are accepted(Maturity and Humor are a must!)

We expect players to be active a minimum of 6-8 hours a week. We believe in helping one another reach our goals. We expect players to be at least semi-self sufficient.

We are team oriented and expect you as the player to play your class to its best ability for both you the player and of course the guild.

If you are interested in our guild please contact GrimScathe or BakedApple in game! Hope to see you soon!

03-19-2010, 12:55 AM
just bumping