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MrWizard
01-13-2010, 10:52 AM
Note: this was before the fix to part 4 when he just stood there and did not attack


/rant ON!!!!!!


So, the party entered the shroud the other day..I know I am not supposed to name names, but grrrr.


We had a battle cleric/intim tank, a cleric, a thief, a fire specced sorc, and a buffed up summoned bezekira, and a few other puggers, this is what happened.

Arraetikos - intim, battle cleric
Adurnac (Orc) - battle cleric
Kasquick the Mighty (Kobold) - sneaky thief
Nimrisr (Bezekira) - summoned lion
Anur-Shub (Fire Elemental) - fire specced caster
Damasze (Earth Elemental)
Mitanu (Orthon) fighter with cleave
Sagrata (Bearded Devil) fighter
Ubein-Lnaa (Troll) fighter

<we enter dungeon>

Adurnac:: So what's the mission?
Arraetikos: We are supposed to stop the mobs from destroying the crystal here in this room.
Sagrata: I'm on timer, gotta drop, kk, bye
Damasze: Hold on, checking auction
Party: Damasze is dismissed from party.
Nimrisr: Woof
Arraetikos: Dang, disconnecting, will try to get back before its over.
Mitanu: Okay, I am on Korthos, sunny side, but do not see you..are you on snowy?
Party: Mitanu is dismissed from party.
Kasquick the Mighty: Is this on a timer?
Nimrisr: Woof woof, WOOF!!! <runs off>
Anur-shub: I think I just saw a mob, oh no, the dang summoned is going after him, <casts haste on himself and fire shield> I'm going after him.
Party: Ubein-Lnaa has lost connection


At this point everyone follows the caster and leaves the crystal alone...stupid!!!
We round the corner and there is a mob of like 20 dudes all there, clouds, firewalls, holy moly...
someone says 'back up and stay together'......at this point, a standard PUG chaos moment happens...



Anur-shub: Wait, one broke off from the party, I will roast him...dang he is quick...<fireball, fireball, fireball> oh shiat, he has improved evasion and DR.. $#$%@ it!!! Help!!
Kasquick the Mighty: ha ha, no one can touch me <jumping around back and forth> ha ha...ha ha.. oops, I'm surrounded. Ha ha, I got out.. <jump back, jump forward> Ha ha. Hey, heal me
Adurnac: newbs!! <heals himself, hits something, heals himself> Be self sufficient newb. <runs away to chase the paladin>. 'I got one cornered'
Nimrisr: woof <trip> woof <trip> woof <trip><trip><trip><trip> woof



At this point we are all over the place...someone says 'who is watching crystal'?

<crickets>



Kasquick the Mighty: ha ha <dodge> ha ha <jump> ha ha <side to side>
Adurnac: <heal> I will kill you all <heal>
Anur-Shub: Will somebody please get this M#$#$$#%#ing ranger offa me? <fireball> <fireball> ~evasion, no damage~
Nimrisr: Woof woof



I knew we were in trouble...' get near the crystal, it will raise you if you die, as long as we are up, they cannot break it, gather at the crystal, quick!'



[party]: your party member Nimrisr has died
Kasquick the Mighty: ha ha <jump> ha ha...oops, I am surrounded again
[party]: your party member Kasquick the mighty has died
Adurnac: newb, should bring your own healing <heal><heal> uh oh
[party]: your party member Adurnac has died
Anur-shub:<fireball> uh oh, you are all dead.<fireball>. Oh great
[party]: your party member Anur-shub has died.

DM: THe crystal shatters, your party has failed to protect it

Anur-shub: great job guys, just great
Adurnac: what kinda name is 'Anur-shub' anyway, more like Anur-newb.
Nimrisr: woof woof
Kasquick the Mighty: Lions do not bark stupid!



Party goes afk/bio


Party: Ubein-Lnaa has reconnected
Party: Ubein-Lnaa leaves party



Arraetikos: whew I am back, did I miss anything? Guys? Can you hear me? I must be lagging. <silence>.
Arraetikos: Great, I am probably just standing there getting killed. Stupid lag.
Party: your party member Arraetikos has died
Arraetikos: I wasn't even loaded in and now I am dead? <looks around and sees we are all in the penalty room> What is this?? How did I get here? blah blah blah.
Party: we are all back, where are the mobs?
Arraetikos: <uses rez cake on himself> Um, I killed all of them, yea, thats the ticket!. Here are raises, quick get ready.


He raises party.



Nimrisr: woof woof WOOF!!! <runs off>
Anur-Shub : I thought you killed them all, there is that dang ranger. Gonna use heighten on him this time, charge!!!!
Nimrisr: woof
Arraetikos: Oh no, I'm DCing again....GRRRRRRR


Party all goes after the ranger, Arraetikos DCs...



[party]: your party member Nimrisr has died
Anur-Shub: Great, Harry is gone again, who killed the dog?
Adurnac: I see him, its that same pally, I'll get him. <chases pally> Uh oh!!!
Anur-Shub: uh oh what?
Kasquick the Mighty: I am Kasquick, no one can touch me, <jump> <dodge> ha ha
Adurnac: Dude, that is really annoying. There are like 20 dudes over here <heal> <heal>
Party: Your party member Adurnac has died
Party: Your party member Anur-Shub has died
Kasquick the Mighty: ha ha <jump> ha ha <dodge> ha ha, I am surrounded again. <duck and roll> I'm free, ha ha...oops no I am not.
Party: Your party member Kasquick the mighty has died.



<crickets>



Arraetikos: I'm back...what....what the heck happened? You are all dead?
party: /afk /bio /woof /ha ha
Arraetikos: did you guys get that raise? Guys? Oh great they are all AFK. <buffs>



He fights a long battle but they finally get him.



Party: your party member Arraetikos has died.




Kasquick: Great AC there champ <disconnects>
Anur-shub: why do I always get the ranger?
Adurnac: you all need to reroll so you can self heal, newbs </squlech>
Nimrisr: woof woof
Arraetikos: SHUT UP DOG



Worst epic fail ever........
..

Visty
01-13-2010, 10:55 AM
lions dont bark...

SolarDawning
01-13-2010, 10:56 AM
Epic Win.

Sneakee
01-13-2010, 10:56 AM
If this makes sense to anyone...please enlighten me.

Maybe I just need time for the coffee to kick in...

BLAKROC
01-13-2010, 11:00 AM
:)

Zenako
01-13-2010, 11:00 AM
Wonderful...+1

Zaodan
01-13-2010, 11:01 AM
You forgot:

General [Arraetikos]: Shroud Defense - LFM - no n00bs.

Raelg14
01-13-2010, 11:03 AM
Awesome, love it!!

Kaervas
01-13-2010, 11:04 AM
Clicked on thread expecting drama, got hearty laughs instead. That was good stuff, thank you.

Fattiest
01-13-2010, 11:06 AM
Nice, +1

MrWizard
01-13-2010, 11:25 AM
If this makes sense to anyone...please enlighten me.

Maybe I just need time for the coffee to kick in...

have you ever been in the shroud raid? its from the mobs point of view.

Geonis
01-13-2010, 11:28 AM
If this makes sense to anyone...please enlighten me.

Maybe I just need time for the coffee to kick in...

It's Shroud told from the point of the mobs..... :D

Mandinga
01-13-2010, 11:34 AM
Lol.....You need to get a hobby, you have way too much time on your hands.


Mandinga

calvinklien
01-13-2010, 11:36 AM
while this shroud run sounds like a disaster it has intrinsic value because it was funny.

Phidius
01-13-2010, 11:37 AM
It's a good day to be trolling the forums - +1

Dark_Uncle72
01-13-2010, 11:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acYDNlMYAaI :D:D:D

+1 my'man

Kale_Hagan
01-13-2010, 11:39 AM
+1 rep, very funny.

BurnerD
01-13-2010, 11:54 AM
great post :)

woof woof!

Mudcnd
01-13-2010, 11:58 AM
Hey naming names isnt allowed in threads !

Nice tho lol

KingOfCheese
01-13-2010, 12:00 PM
I think I was in this run!

No wait . . .

No, it was a different run. In the one I was in, there must have been another team-mate/spy. The spy ran to the middle and grabbed the group and brought them to the invaders before the invaders knew what hit them. The result was the same--the group still died--except the spy. He was simply added to a bunch of "friend" lists of the invaders.

Rydlic
01-13-2010, 12:04 PM
If I could do it again you would get rep!!

That was great!!!

Xyfiel
01-13-2010, 12:13 PM
I think you forgot the real intro...

Adurnac:: So where's the mission?
Arraetikos: Meridia
Adurnac: let me go level up and check the AH, then omw.
Nimrisr: Woof
Damasze: Darn I am on timer, let me get another character.
Damasze: leaves party.
Anur-shub: joins the party.
Kasquick the Mighty: share plz

ghettoGenius
01-13-2010, 12:21 PM
anur-shub: Will Somebody Please Get This M#$#$$#%#ing Ranger Offa Me? <fireball> <fireball> ~evasion, No Damage~


Lol +1

Thorboar
01-13-2010, 12:22 PM
Now you need to put it in cartoon form!!!!:D


+1 rep

Hellllboy
01-13-2010, 12:23 PM
Very Funny! Thanks for the smiles~! :)

moorewr
01-13-2010, 12:24 PM
Here I was expecting forum hate. :o Well done!

valorik
01-13-2010, 12:26 PM
+1

MrWizard
01-13-2010, 12:29 PM
I think you forgot the real intro...

Adurnac:: So where's the mission?
Arraetikos: Meridia
Adurnac: let me go level up and check the AH, then omw.
Nimrisr: Woof
Damasze: Darn I am on timer, let me get another character.
Damasze: leaves party.
Anur-shub: joins the party.
Kasquick the Mighty: share plz

i am gonna add a derivative of that...funny funny funny

dranreb
01-13-2010, 12:47 PM
I like it! +1

Mithran
01-13-2010, 12:53 PM
I didn't read the whole thing, I'm afraid. Having said that, I'd tell you what you did wrong, but it's probably because you had too many veterans in the raid.

Sorry to hear about how you did.

Separately, are you on Khyber? I ask because I have some of those guys in my raid almost every time I run the Shroud.

Draccus
01-13-2010, 12:53 PM
Well done!

moorewr
01-13-2010, 01:12 PM
I didn't read the whole thing, I'm afraid. Having said that, I'd tell you what you did wrong, but it's probably because you had too many veterans in the raid.

Sorry to hear about how you did.

Separately, are you on Khyber? I ask because I have some of those guys in my raid almost every time I run the Shroud.

I can't decide if this is dry wit or not. :cool:

Roland_D'Arabel
01-13-2010, 01:14 PM
Brilliant!

+1 rep

stazer
01-13-2010, 01:22 PM
brilliant. very nice way to help get through wed.

Barumar
01-13-2010, 01:28 PM
Awesome thread - and to think I almost didn't read it because I thought it was just another whine thread kept alive by silly arguments...

+1 Rep for a great read and good chuckle!

Barumar

itslex1
01-13-2010, 01:38 PM
Epic win for the forums. :D

MrWizard
01-13-2010, 03:14 PM
i kept thinking how in part 4 Arraetr. is like my old toons when I would take forever to load in and things would just kill me while I was doing that...and that is about what he does, just stand there and get killed.

lolwatboomer
01-13-2010, 04:17 PM
hahah, good read :)

on the other hand, my pugs on Ghallanda have been awesome - had four 1-rounds in a row in this party I'm in right now :D

Kalari
01-13-2010, 04:19 PM
Very good read Mr wizard I.O.U rep for sure I see part four is why does Harry always jump into four before his gnoll healers are present? Then they are the first to be squished by mob aggro, brotha just cant catch a break :D

edit Oh and they never were death ward never understood that one since they are healers but they are fingered and destructed all the time. :)

Hafeal
01-13-2010, 04:46 PM
Well done, quite enjoyable. It's nice to see other mobs suffering through the same existence I have been through a time or two ... :eek::cool:

MrWizard
01-13-2010, 05:21 PM
Lol.....You need to get a hobby, you have way too much time on your hands.


Mandinga

mandinga's my guildie....this was humor..who gave him bad rep for this post?....wow

wamjratl1
01-13-2010, 05:29 PM
epic hilarious +1

akla_thornfist
01-13-2010, 06:02 PM
funny as hell:) great stuff mrwizard

Xyfiel
01-13-2010, 06:09 PM
mandinga's my guildie....this was humor..who gave him bad rep for this post?....wow

Sure I just covered it. The stuff people neg rep over is ridiculous.

Kalari
01-13-2010, 06:21 PM
I promise it wasnt me I have been surly lately and almost avoided this thread due to thinking it was a complaint but didnt have even enough rep powers to give ya +1 yet think ive got a couple of hours to go before I can give out rep again.

Adoraro
01-13-2010, 07:10 PM
Kasquik the Mighty resents you outing him publicly on the forum! He also resents you calling him a sneaky thief!

Expect to be declined for Kobold parties everywhere! No Durk speed runs for you (kobold brothers just kill themselves and collect the XP)!

Hakushi
01-14-2010, 01:15 AM
With the threads title, I almost ignored it, I'm glad I finally decided to click it out of curiosity, thx fotr the good laugh. :D

+1 rep for you good sir.

chaos_master
01-14-2010, 01:26 AM
Your LOL is highly appreciated! Great read!!! +1

MrWizard
01-14-2010, 11:30 AM
Sure I just covered it. The stuff people neg rep over is ridiculous.

i think they just enjoyed the story and 'read' the post the wrong way, it happens. Thanks for covering....lol

7-day_Trial_Monkey
01-14-2010, 11:48 AM
I think you forgot the real intro...

Adurnac:: So where's the mission?
Arraetikos: Meridia
Adurnac: let me go level up and check the AH, then omw.
Nimrisr: Woof
Damasze: Darn I am on timer, let me get another character.
Damasze: leaves party.
Anur-shub: joins the party.
Kasquick the Mighty: share plz

Kasquick is that kind of player for sure. :)

Aviendha
01-20-2010, 04:56 PM
Loved that mate, started reading and thought .. I recognise those names then it hit me.. just quality mate you should do some of the other raids..

Arlith
01-20-2010, 05:38 PM
+x to you, sir! That was some funny shyte.

Babumbalaboo
01-20-2010, 08:39 PM
You're just rakin' in the rep, aint ya? Well, I'll add mine too...

Logicman69
01-20-2010, 08:52 PM
very good sir.. +1 reps for you

phalaeo
02-03-2010, 08:13 AM
FTW!

"Why do I always get the stupid Ranger!"

You lol'ed me good, kind sir.

Nahual
02-17-2010, 02:23 PM
I saw this on your sig and thought who would have rant on their sig

Then i read this, i am still laughing hilarious man!

steeldocparker
03-09-2010, 03:57 AM
Note: this was before the fix to part 4 when he just stood there and did not attack


/rant ON!!!!!!


So, the party entered the shroud the other day..I know I am not supposed to name names, but grrrr.


We had a battle cleric/intim tank, a cleric, a thief, a fire specced sorc, and a buffed up summoned bezekira, and a few other puggers, this is what happened.

Arraetikos - intim, battle cleric
Adurnac (Orc) - battle cleric
Kasquick the Mighty (Kobold) - sneaky thief
Nimrisr (Bezekira) - summoned lion
Anur-Shub (Fire Elemental) - fire specced caster
Damasze (Earth Elemental)
Mitanu (Orthon) fighter with cleave
Sagrata (Bearded Devil) fighter
Ubein-Lnaa (Troll) fighter

<we enter dungeon>

Adurnac:: So what's the mission?
Arraetikos: We are supposed to stop the mobs from destroying the crystal here in this room.
Sagrata: I'm on timer, gotta drop, kk, bye
Damasze: Hold on, checking auction
Party: Damasze is dismissed from party.
Nimrisr: Woof
Arraetikos: Dang, disconnecting, will try to get back before its over.
Mitanu: Okay, I am on Korthos, sunny side, but do not see you..are you on snowy?
Party: Mitanu is dismissed from party.
Kasquick the Mighty: Is this on a timer?
Nimrisr: Woof woof, WOOF!!! <runs off>
Anur-shub: I think I just saw a mob, oh no, the dang summoned is going after him, <casts haste on himself and fire shield> I'm going after him.
Party: Ubein-Lnaa has lost connection


At this point everyone follows the caster and leaves the crystal alone...stupid!!!
We round the corner and there is a mob of like 20 dudes all there, clouds, firewalls, holy moly...
someone says 'back up and stay together'......at this point, a standard PUG chaos moment happens...



Anur-shub: Wait, one broke off from the party, I will roast him...dang he is quick...<fireball, fireball, fireball> oh shiat, he has improved evasion and DR.. $#$%@ it!!! Help!!
Kasquick the Mighty: ha ha, no one can touch me <jumping around back and forth> ha ha...ha ha.. oops, I'm surrounded. Ha ha, I got out.. <jump back, jump forward> Ha ha. Hey, heal me
Adurnac: newbs!! <heals himself, hits something, heals himself> Be self sufficient newb. <runs away to chase the paladin>. 'I got one cornered'
Nimrisr: woof <trip> woof <trip> woof <trip><trip><trip><trip> woof



At this point we are all over the place...someone says 'who is watching crystal'?

<crickets>



Kasquick the Mighty: ha ha <dodge> ha ha <jump> ha ha <side to side>
Adurnac: <heal> I will kill you all <heal>
Anur-Shub: Will somebody please get this M#$#$$#%#ing ranger offa me? <fireball> <fireball> ~evasion, no damage~
Nimrisr: Woof woof



I knew we were in trouble...' get near the crystal, it will raise you if you die, as long as we are up, they cannot break it, gather at the crystal, quick!'



[party]: your party member Nimrisr has died
Kasquick the Mighty: ha ha <jump> ha ha...oops, I am surrounded again
[party]: your party member Kasquick the mighty has died
Adurnac: newb, should bring your own healing <heal><heal> uh oh
[party]: your party member Adurnac has died
Anur-shub:<fireball> uh oh, you are all dead.<fireball>. Oh great
[party]: your party member Anur-shub has died.

DM: THe crystal shatters, your party has failed to protect it

Anur-shub: great job guys, just great
Adurnac: what kinda name is 'Anur-shub' anyway, more like Anur-newb.
Nimrisr: woof woof
Kasquick the Mighty: Lions do not bark stupid!



Party goes afk/bio


Party: Ubein-Lnaa has reconnected
Party: Ubein-Lnaa leaves party



Arraetikos: whew I am back, did I miss anything? Guys? Can you hear me? I must be lagging. <silence>.
Arraetikos: Great, I am probably just standing there getting killed. Stupid lag.
Party: your party member Arraetikos has died
Arraetikos: I wasn't even loaded in and now I am dead? <looks around and sees we are all in the penalty room> What is this?? How did I get here? blah blah blah.
Party: we are all back, where are the mobs?
Arraetikos: <uses rez cake on himself> Um, I killed all of them, yea, thats the ticket!. Here are raises, quick get ready.


He raises party.



Nimrisr: woof woof WOOF!!! <runs off>
Anur-Shub : I thought you killed them all, there is that dang ranger. Gonna use heighten on him this time, charge!!!!
Nimrisr: woof
Arraetikos: Oh no, I'm DCing again....GRRRRRRR


Party all goes after the ranger, Arraetikos DCs...



[party]: your party member Nimrisr has died
Anur-Shub: Great, Harry is gone again, who killed the dog?
Adurnac: I see him, its that same pally, I'll get him. <chases pally> Uh oh!!!
Anur-Shub: uh oh what?
Kasquick the Mighty: I am Kasquick, no one can touch me, <jump> <dodge> ha ha
Adurnac: Dude, that is really annoying. There are like 20 dudes over here <heal> <heal>
Party: Your party member Adurnac has died
Party: Your party member Anur-Shub has died
Kasquick the Mighty: ha ha <jump> ha ha <dodge> ha ha, I am surrounded again. <duck and roll> I'm free, ha ha...oops no I am not.
Party: Your party member Kasquick the mighty has died.



<crickets>



Arraetikos: I'm back...what....what the heck happened? You are all dead?
party: /afk /bio /woof /ha ha
Arraetikos: did you guys get that raise? Guys? Oh great they are all AFK. <buffs>



He fights a long battle but they finally get him.



Party: your party member Arraetikos has died.




Kasquick: Great AC there champ <disconnects>
Anur-shub: why do I always get the ranger?
Adurnac: you all need to reroll so you can self heal, newbs </squlech>
Nimrisr: woof woof
Arraetikos: SHUT UP DOG



Worst epic fail ever........
..

rflmao thts too much lol dont u know noobs kick arse - thy rock dude :P - NoT - i haven't meet many ppl who have played real DnD on this ddo site - like the dinos we r ancient by some standards :) thy never build skills for questing or dont have thm - not sure -next time frap it if u can - thts good stuff for SNL :) enjoy good luck :)

Bacab
03-09-2010, 04:12 AM
I really like MrWizard, but you are NOT allowed to name names...

I think you will be further disciplined and may lose access to your forum account for a little while.

BTW Is it me, but doesnt Kasquik sound/act like F2P?

I liked this a lot MrWizard. I would like to see VoD and and Hound and DQ (the pre-raid with her reaming those worthless Ifrits and the stupid Rakshasa).

SableShadow
03-09-2010, 10:16 AM
Still funny. :)

Babumbalaboo
03-09-2010, 10:21 AM
rflmao thts too much lol dont u know noobs kick arse - thy rock dude :P - NoT - i haven't meet many ppl who have played real DnD on this ddo site - like the dinos we r ancient by some standards :) thy never build skills for questing or dont have thm - not sure -next time frap it if u can - thts good stuff for SNL :) enjoy good luck :)

http://www.novarata.net/Thread_Necromancy.jpg







I suppose about three weeks isn't that bad, but still...

Zenako
03-09-2010, 11:13 AM
But this one has a sort of timeless feel to it...and is relevant still today....

and still amusing on a second reading...:)

sirgog
04-14-2010, 12:44 PM
This still cracks me up, months later.

Iambeastx
04-20-2010, 08:53 AM
awesome :)

Wyrmnax
04-20-2010, 09:13 AM
No one reporting this thread?

He should know you are not allowed to give names of the guys from the failure on the forum. Really bad practice.

+1

Doxmaster
03-09-2011, 02:07 PM
May the best drama thread ever live again!

ArchStriker
03-15-2011, 09:22 PM
Lol "Guys, I'm on korthos sunny side, are you guys on snowy side or something?"
~dismissed~

die
03-15-2011, 09:32 PM
Ilove Mr. Wizard o.0 +1

Roaringdragon
04-09-2011, 02:45 PM
Necro ^^^^^^^^ :D

Smexxy
04-09-2011, 05:18 PM
Necro ^^^^^^^^ :D

This is now a double necro. Why are so many threads being necor'd? It is quite tiring.

fuzzy1guy
04-09-2011, 05:29 PM
lol

Aelonwy
04-09-2011, 05:37 PM
Necro shouldn't be an issue if it still makes you laugh... besides this is the kind of thing someone with computer animation skills could turn into a funny short.

MrWizard
04-09-2011, 07:23 PM
This is now a double necro. Why are so many threads being necor'd? It is quite tiring.

well, it was one month old before his necro...this is just one of those threads someone will post in every now and then..

woof woof

wax_on_wax_off
04-09-2011, 07:39 PM
well, it was one month old before his necro...this is just one of those threads someone will post in every now and then..

woof woof

I for hope it keeps getting necro'd occasionally, it still makes me laugh.

Reduce, Reuse, Reanimate.

Geonis
04-09-2011, 07:59 PM
well, it was one month old before his necro...this is just one of those threads someone will post in every now and then..

woof woof

Lions don't bark.

That still gets me every time. :D

Ecirava
05-28-2011, 11:30 AM
lol, wait.. necroed? o=O

sirgog
08-05-2011, 12:03 AM
Some threads are just so awesome that they need to be revived once a year or so, in order that newer people to the forums get to see them.

DoctorWhofan
08-05-2011, 12:10 AM
Some threads are just so awesome that they need to be revived once a year or so, in order that newer people to the forums get to see them.

How many raise threads do you have in you? you should have ran out of mana by now!!!

Kmnh
08-05-2011, 12:11 AM
This thread deserved the raise :)

blkcat1028
08-05-2011, 12:16 AM
Classic! +1

Viciouspika
08-05-2011, 12:22 AM
These mobs are overpowered. They need to be nerfed.

woof, woof, I meant Meow Meow. Dam only have one line and screwed it up every time. /facepaw

perylousdemon
08-05-2011, 12:32 AM
LMAO

I really hope they don't lock this thread for being necroed a million times. It's fantastic.

Letrii
08-05-2011, 01:37 AM
How many raise threads do you have in you? you should have ran out of mana by now!!!

He found a shrine.

Hobgoblin
08-05-2011, 01:41 PM
[I][B]Anur-Shub: Will somebody please get this M#$#$$#%#ing ranger offa me? <fireball> <fireball> ~evasion, no damage~



messed up here wizard


this is how it goes

Anur-shub: I am sick of this M&$%##$#$# ranger in this M^&%%^&%^ quest!


hob



yes i know this a necro
no i dont care.
thread is a classic and will not die!

DoctorWhofan
08-05-2011, 01:45 PM
messed up here wizard


this is how it goes

Anur-shub: I am sick of this M&$%##$#$# ranger in this M^&%%^&%^ quest!


hob



yes i know this a necro
no i dont care.
thread is a classic and will not die!

Sign my petition on the suggestions forums!! SIGN IT!!!

baddax
08-05-2011, 10:48 PM
lol, good thread but are you sure it is Hof worthy?

Guenalicious
08-05-2011, 10:57 PM
+1 loved it ;-)

Arthnoxx
09-30-2011, 08:52 PM
Almost 2 months? Too long!
+1. Loved it!

Cordovan
10-03-2011, 11:32 PM
Thread's back now, enjoy!

Quarterling
10-03-2011, 11:34 PM
Thread's back now, enjoy!

Awesome, thanks Cordovan!

DanteEnFuego
10-03-2011, 11:36 PM
Thread's back now, enjoy!

Yea! We should promote well thought out an creative non-DOOM threads! Thanks!

kuro_zero
10-03-2011, 11:49 PM
Raises and necros... Now the thread has been reincarnated!

Habreno
10-04-2011, 12:00 AM
This thread is so epic, it has acquired past lives. Now it's a 34-point thread vs a 32-pointer. Think that means more points in CHA, for a better Humor skill.

Hobgoblin
10-04-2011, 12:06 AM
This thread is so epic, it has acquired past lives. Now it's a 34-point thread vs a 32-pointer. Think that means more points in CHA, for a better Humor skill.

con works too. more hp = more survival!

con is not a dump stat! even for threads!

hob

gloopygloop
10-04-2011, 12:11 AM
That'll do, mod. That'll do.

Habreno
10-04-2011, 12:18 AM
con works too. more hp = more survival!

con is not a dump stat! even for threads!

hob


True true. Forgot that it's first life was a CON dump. Hmmm.. more survivability of more Humor... tough choice.

Actually, let's pull some points from strength and dexterity to make it tougher and more humorous! Nothing being beat in here and nothing to swing around either.

DrenglisEU
10-04-2011, 12:22 AM
Difficult to keep my morning coffee inside the cup, well done mate!! Nice and entertaining.

varusso
10-04-2011, 09:46 AM
Worst epic fail ever........
..

+1 nice, creative :D

rest
10-04-2011, 11:00 AM
Thread's back now, enjoy!

lol

MrWizard
10-07-2011, 11:54 PM
aaaaahhhhh

SonilasFx
10-17-2011, 05:59 PM
New Mobs aka Lag hitted 11k damage in my poor fvs

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M0NKEYB0Y
10-17-2011, 08:47 PM
Soni,

You are now the biggest gimp in all of DDO you WIN MY FRIEND!!!

Trap

Grenada
10-17-2011, 09:27 PM
This thread is now in the HoF.

/approve

Ultimaetus
10-17-2011, 09:42 PM
It took me a while but then I recognized those names XD

Such755
10-21-2011, 05:51 AM
This is just awesome.

Binn05
10-25-2011, 10:55 AM
Bump and +1 reputation.

Perspicacity
10-27-2011, 09:54 PM
I'm not really to big on the whole rep system but that totally deserved a +1. Now if we could just get a look at ToD from the Mob side watching harry greef the party. I'd be particularly interested to read part 3 when everyone but Horoth rage quits.

Zuka
03-05-2012, 08:48 PM
RIIIISE OH FUNNY THREAD, RIIIIISE!! *necro'd*

sirgog
09-21-2012, 01:11 AM
Six months is too long for this classic to go without being bumped so more people can see it.

Habreno
09-26-2012, 12:42 PM
Six months is too long for this classic to go without being bumped so more people can see it.

Bump it ahead of what? There's what, 5 threads in this forum?

That having been said, it still is an awesome thread. We should get a sequel with ToD.

Krelar
09-26-2012, 12:44 PM
Bump it ahead of what? There's what, 5 threads in this forum?

That having been said, it still is an awesome thread. We should get a sequel with ToD.

True but how often do people come to the hall of fame forum? Bumping it means it will show up for everyone that uses the "new posts" button instead of browsing individual forums.

PNellesen
09-26-2012, 02:32 PM
Bump it ahead of what? There's what, 5 threads in this forum?

That having been said, it still is an awesome thread. We should get a sequel with ToD.

Just make sure you put a big "PARODY" tag at the front, to avoid an infraction for putting player names in a forum post :rolleyes:

MrWizard
12-06-2012, 12:36 AM
happy holidays all.....santa necro

Archangel666
03-26-2013, 07:39 PM
*laughs maniacally* Arise oh Thread! Return from the dead once more!

Yup, I'm Necroing this because it's still funny and newer Forum users may not have seen it.

gphysalis
03-26-2013, 07:46 PM
*laughs maniacally* Arise oh Thread! Return from the dead once more!

Yup, I'm Necroing this because it's still funny and newer Forum users may not have seen it.

Its location is the hall of fame, which means that it is accessible to new players very easily.

Also, new players wouldn't get the joke.

Archangel666
03-26-2013, 07:53 PM
Its location is the hall of fame, which means that it is accessible to new players very easily.

Also, new players wouldn't get the joke.

Yeah, just noticed that myself *hangs head* Still, if nothing else it doesn't hurt anyone and if it made a single person smile, then I don't really see the harm in essentially free publicity. There are some sections of a Forum that I rarely if ever look at, and I'm sure there are others that are the same.

Kawai
03-26-2013, 07:57 PM
Yeah, just noticed that myself *hangs head* Still, if nothing else it doesn't hurt anyone and if it made a single person smile, then I don't really see the harm in essentially free publicity. There are some sections of a Forum that I rarely if ever look at, and I'm sure there are others that are the same.

It was worth the rez. :)

..but did you FULLY rez it?
they will grief u if not. :(

gphysalis
03-27-2013, 12:53 PM
It was worth the rez. :)

..but did you FULLY rez it?
they will grief u if not. :(

Just tell them that if they don't want your res scroll, they should cast death pact on them selves, like arry did.

Or, give them full rezzes, and tell them that you should get to pike now while your liutenants finish the quest.

MrWizard
03-27-2013, 07:03 PM
still wish someone who draws would make a nice cartoon out of it...be nice to see.

Seigemaster
08-14-2013, 01:48 PM
AWZOM!
I want a bezekira companion now for some reason...

Powskier
10-09-2013, 05:04 AM
classic read........every player should read this post :) :) :) :) :)

KakkoVenezuela
10-21-2013, 11:37 AM
Its just amazing! Poor devils and demons! >.<

galei
12-14-2013, 11:35 PM
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/028/427/Thread_Necromancy.jpg

AlmGhandi
12-16-2013, 02:21 PM
Its just amazing! Poor devils and demons! >.<

I was in that raid...

Shyuintheslayer
02-07-2014, 10:19 AM
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/028/427/Thread_Necromancy.jpg

Happy New Year epic shroud!

techwench
08-04-2014, 05:53 PM
So many years later, this is still funny. Necro'd, and I don't even feel bad about doing it, either. :)

ToastyFred
08-04-2014, 09:36 PM
This was one of the funniest posts ever. What was even better was when one of the IWxxxxxxx moderators (probably a German one) totally missed the humor of it and deleted the thread thinking the characters mentioned by the OP were real. The outcry was so loud that Cordovan had to restore it. Not sure what ever happened to the IWxxxxxxx mod that deleted originally. Hopefully he/she got a good tongue lashing and was made to feel really foolish.

Raezar
12-10-2015, 05:24 AM
With Epic Shroud just around the corner, I felt the need to reread this :D. Hopefully we will get a sequel with the Epic Shroud release.

balvinder
02-23-2016, 12:50 AM
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