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Ragemage
06-04-2009, 07:56 AM
http://www.motivationalz.com/pictures/epic_failure.jpg

Everyone knows it, everyone has seen it, everyone does it. :D

Epic failure is recruiting again. We are a zergish powergamer guild that is focused to run quests fast and effient.
We mostly have European Players and are looking for good players and nice personalities.

You want to contact us if you think, that you are what we are looking for. :D

Cheers,

Ragemage

jockobalbeno
06-04-2009, 11:53 AM
LMAO!!! Love the Guild name, classic!

Zago
06-11-2009, 02:43 AM
The Guild's core are European players and as of that there's an extended invitation going to any Europe-based ddo veteran (hopefully power-gamer :D) that rerolled in US and settled in Argo.

Lithi
06-11-2009, 10:27 AM
Noone talks about epic success anymore only for epic failure!!!

or is the opposite ? :D we are succesfull so far :P

Ragemage
06-15-2009, 09:53 AM
Epic failure wants to welcome two new members from Devourer Europe. Welcome on board!

Even tho Epic failure's Core-Players are european players will still look for more good players from all country in the world, that can at least talk as good as english as me or Zago. LOL! ;)

Zago
06-16-2009, 06:03 PM
You are slacking Ragemage, you are slacking...

Two more joined today! One from Devourer and one from Keeper!

Come on former Keeper residents, you don't want Devourer claim more Epic failures than us!

Invite extended of course to all questhungry, raidthirsty, favorb*****s and lootw****s :D

Take a failure... make it Epic!

Ragemage
06-18-2009, 07:53 AM
Invite extended of course to all questhungry, raidthirsty, favorb*****s and lootw****s :D

Take a failure... make it Epic!

True so true. :D

Noctus
06-18-2009, 07:31 PM
Sorry i didnt come back last evening, Mr. Ragemage.

I had some serious problems with my DDO Client afther i started downloading some other programm and couldn´t get it back to work. Just couldnt make it reboot properly.

Hope your VoD run went as planned.


CU in game on sunday evening, as i am off spending the weekend in Stuttgard visiting the city.

Ragemage
06-20-2009, 04:03 AM
CU in game on sunday evening, as i am off spending the weekend in Stuttgard visiting the city.

Nope problem dude.

But where is Stuttgard?

I only know Stuttgart. :D

AlphandOmega
06-22-2009, 12:23 AM
Hail!
Thanks for the add! Looking forward to some good times.
Harkonin & Myhdrill

AlphandOmega
06-27-2009, 12:37 AM
Guess I was an Epic Failure lol. I was a member for an hour or so, posted a thank you, only to log on and find I had been booted. Why? Someone is saying I "steal" raid loot...Is thgat even possible? Oh, I just started playing again after almost two years just three weeks ago. But the Guilld Master said some non guilde, he wouldnt give the cowards name, was talking very bad about me. Also why I was booted from Bearded Baddasses while logged out..I like playing games to have fun, please JUST SAY NO to drama. Whoever has beef with me for whatever reason please send me a PM and hopefully we can discuss what you think I did? http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e120/AlphandOmega/ddologocopy.jpg

Ragemage
07-02-2009, 02:01 PM
Guess I was an Epic Failure lol. I was a member for an hour or so, posted a thank you, only to log on and find I had been booted. Why? Someone is saying I "steal" raid loot...Is thgat even possible? Oh, I just started playing again after almost two years just three weeks ago. But the Guilld Master said some non guilde, he wouldnt give the cowards name, was talking very bad about me. Also why I was booted from Bearded Baddasses while logged out..I like playing games to have fun, please JUST SAY NO to drama. Whoever has beef with me for whatever reason please send me a PM and hopefully we can discuss what you think I did? http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e120/AlphandOmega/ddologocopy.jpg

Hey keep out the drama.

An other thing was Harkonin, that there were other players not only in Epic failure that said you are too skilled too be in Epic failure. Thats why I sugested you to join Warrior's Soul which fits better.

Noctus
07-06-2009, 04:20 PM
Another epic failure:

http://failblog.org/2009/07/06/bottle-opening-fail/

Noctus
07-20-2009, 01:51 PM
Today, an epic failure from Russia:

http://www.brainblog.to/item/2009/07/russicher-fahrrad-trick

Ragemage
07-25-2009, 04:23 PM
Recruitment stop due 30 day game break. :D

See ya in a month.

Ragemage
09-14-2009, 11:11 AM
Epic failure is back from the 30 days break. :D

ELITE-Kaos
09-28-2009, 04:17 AM
Hello to the old EU players...

Some of you may remember me as Ballbag Bob (also known as Clarity Held, Tru and Kaos) from the Keeper server, well Im here now (and with a different name). I'd like to apply for membership :D. I know the game, played for 2.5 years and I will be buying high level content when I get there. Till then Im happy just soloing which ever quests I can get into.

So, if your interested in having me cast the wrong spell at the right time give me a shout in game... Caesium is my alts name....

Ragemage
09-30-2009, 10:50 AM
Hello to the old EU players...

Some of you may remember me as Ballbag Bob (also known as Clarity Held, Tru and Kaos) from the Keeper server, well Im here now (and with a different name). I'd like to apply for membership :D. I know the game, played for 2.5 years and I will be buying high level content when I get there. Till then Im happy just soloing which ever quests I can get into.

So, if your interested in having me cast the wrong spell at the right time give me a shout in game... Caesium is my alts name....

Welcome on board bro!

Ragemage
10-10-2009, 12:07 PM
Epic failure welcomes all european top-players that joined in the last days!

Still recruiting experianced players. EU or not.

mpetersen
10-12-2009, 07:08 AM
I've ran deleras yesterday with a couple of members from epic failure.. good guys, fast paced.. whats not to like?

/Karloffe

Aerniel
10-12-2009, 07:26 AM
http://i861.photobucket.com/albums/ab178/emma_picksley/epic-fail-skirt-fail.jpg

Zago
11-09-2009, 12:55 PM
Greetings and salutations Epic brothers!
After my extended summer-autumn break due to rl, I 'm in a mind of returning in game, alas in a more casual approach than before *blames work*.
So I'll stick in the family-mini-guild for now *points at sig* but I'm sure we'll fail some stuff together in the near future ;)

Stormhard
11-10-2009, 09:23 AM
Hey Hiero.

Im a RL friend of Acceleration. Our beloved guildleader has to take another 30 days holidays.

Im here to tell you that you should get your sweet arse and that of your GF back to epic failure asap.

As long as there are officers that are not on holiday break get in contact with em.

If you got a message for Acceleration just send me a pm.

Best regards,

Noctus
12-06-2009, 06:40 AM
HE who does RUN through dungeons is back!

All hail Our Successoglorious Leader!


Hail!


Let the raids begin!

Noctus
12-12-2009, 02:59 PM
This

Is

Epic

Failure! (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917993)

Noctus
01-16-2010, 01:03 PM
And here (http://failblog.org/2010/01/15/friday-rewind-rock-and-roll-fail/)we have a rock&roll epic failure.

Noctus
02-11-2010, 01:19 PM
Anothe rnice failure:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGpuw2PBLa0

SquelchHU
02-11-2010, 08:13 PM
Anothe rnice failure:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGpuw2PBLa0

Here's an awesome failure for ya. Not having an active sub for weeks. And ya know what makes it epic?

I'M BAAAAAAAAAACK! :D

Ragemage
02-24-2010, 03:44 AM
Good to have you back and nice welcome back clip lol.

Rameses
02-24-2010, 09:45 AM
Keldi! Stop being scared of the Epic Vons! :eek:



I am, Rameses!

Schwarzie
02-24-2010, 07:54 PM
Start doing some when im online :D

SquelchHU
03-23-2010, 07:30 PM
...Monks.

Hi Welcome.

Schwarzie
03-23-2010, 10:01 PM
...Monks.

Hi Welcome.

You really want to start a Flame War it seems :D

SquelchHU
03-24-2010, 10:05 AM
You really want to start a Flame War it seems :D

Noob. You were supposed to say 'Yes, that is a good Epic Failure of the month'. :D

Schwarzie
03-24-2010, 09:59 PM
Noob. You were supposed to say 'Yes, that is a good Epic Failure of the month'. :D
I would never do that. Monk cant be the epic failure of the month.

SquelchHU
03-25-2010, 01:22 AM
I would never do that. Monk cant be the epic failure of the month.

I am surprised you would say it can't.

Schwarzie
03-25-2010, 07:45 PM
I am surprised you would say it can't.
How can something that is fail incarnate be Failure of a mere month?

SquelchHU
03-26-2010, 07:46 AM
How can something that is fail incarnate be Failure of a mere month?

That's better. :D

Noctus
03-26-2010, 03:34 PM
How can something that is fail incarnate be Failure of a mere month?

Because it would be "Failure of the Month" for every month, dooh.

Xeraphim
03-26-2010, 03:41 PM
Welcome to Argonnessen!

We welcome you with open arms and the soulstones of newbs in our packs!

Schwarzie
03-27-2010, 12:39 AM
Because it would be "Failure of the Month" for every month, dooh.
True in wording but against the Spirit of the Epic Failure of the Month. since it would get boring after a short while. There would be no competition for he Epic Failure of the month anymore.

Noctus
03-28-2010, 06:42 PM
And here to the unknown dangers of TWFing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X2TGiNShBQ

Ragemage
04-14-2010, 12:10 PM
Still recruiting talented, ambitious and endgame focused players.

EU-Timezone players benifit by players from Europe in the Epic failure. :)

Schwarzie
04-14-2010, 01:22 PM
What Ragemage forgot to mention: When you gain membership you have to pass a test. You need to watch three pictures send from Noctus and ragemage without puking or flinching. If you cant do that youre simply not hard enough.

flintlock55
04-16-2010, 07:33 PM
Hi all. This is my first Post since being invited to Epic Failure. My toons are Cuwball(CLR), Mallace(FTR), Flintloc(ROG), Gonnagitcha(WIZ), Inyourface(RGR), Incapsalot(RGR), Noobis(BARB), Sneakyfeet(ROG), Staysinback(CLR), and Muzicman(BARD). I have been playing DDO since March of 06 and am pretty proficient and knowledgable about the game. I was formerly in Gallactic Nation(Disbanded), and am excited to be in Epic Failure. Please feel free to ask me questions concerning game play if you see me online, or we can just run some quests together. Thank you again Acceleration for the invite and hope to see you all in game.

Noctus
04-17-2010, 07:35 PM
Hoi! :)

Noctus
04-17-2010, 07:37 PM
What Ragemage forgot to mention: When you gain membership you have to pass a test. You need to watch three pictures send from Noctus and ragemage without puking or flinching. If you cant do that youre simply not hard enough.


Ignore him. He´s just old and grumpy because he failed the test........ ;)

And if you fail you have to play in Schwarzies groups .... as a monk....

SquelchHU
04-17-2010, 08:12 PM
ignore Him. He´s Just Old And Grumpy Because He Failed The Test........ ;)

And If You Fail You Have To Play In Schwarzies Groups .... As A Monk....

Fuuuu-!!!

Schwarzie
04-19-2010, 04:58 AM
Its always interesting to see if the guys stop playing monks in my groups before i run out of paper for fresh Charsheets for him.

SquelchHU
04-19-2010, 08:32 AM
Its always interesting to see if the guys stop playing monks in my groups before i run out of paper for fresh Charsheets for him.

Tabletop? Well then you are absolutely right. Monks aren't good for anything but feeding the monsters, and supplying the PCs with more treasure when they die and get looted.

Noctus
04-27-2010, 10:07 AM
Now we learn what will happen if you dont take your Exotic Weapon Proficiency: klick here. (http://clips.rofl.to/clip/epic-nunchuck-fail)

Noctus
04-27-2010, 10:25 AM
Why shouldn´t i make INT a dumpstat? Nobody needs that anyway...... really! (http://clips.rofl.to/clip/stupid-girl)

Schwarzie
04-27-2010, 11:14 PM
That wasnt Int as Dumbstat, that definitely was Wis. Epic failed Spotcheck. Guess to whom such things could happen also... *looksatNoctus*

Cetus
04-28-2010, 01:39 AM
For your enjoyment folks :)

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k44/drunkdemon2k4/ScreenShot00081.jpg

Schwarzie
04-28-2010, 05:44 AM
For your enjoyment folks :)

Thank you, Appreciated :D

Noctus
04-28-2010, 08:47 AM
Beware Trespassers!


The Siaphas has now come into the possession of a Torc! :eek:

Guildchat-whining and pull-ridiculing will sink to an alltime-low. But how do we restore the faith in Old Grumpy?


I say we must convince him that it is now an excellent idea to upgrade his 1st Torc into an epic Torc to properly celebrate the occasion. :p








/grats! Have fun with your new toy!

Schwarzie
04-28-2010, 11:23 AM
The Siaphas has now come into the possession of a Torc! :eek:

Guildchat-whining and pull-ridiculing will sink to an alltime-low. But how do we restore the faith in Old Grumpy?
I say we must convince him that it is now an excellent idea to upgrade his 1st Torc into an epic Torc to properly celebrate the occasion. :p
HAVE FAITH!









I need a Torc for Magier and Kelras aswell.

SquelchHU
04-29-2010, 04:17 PM
HAVE FAITH!









I need a Torc for Magier and Kelras aswell.

How many runs was it again? 97, total?

See ya in two years! :D

Schwarzie
04-29-2010, 05:14 PM
how Many Runs Was It Again? 97, Total?

See Ya In Two Years! :d
98

Noctus
05-19-2010, 12:58 PM
Double critical failure at parking skills. :D

Click me! (http://clips.rofl.to/clip/parking-russian-style)

Noctus
06-02-2010, 06:52 PM
Whats the difference between a Thief and a Rogue?



Well, that´s a Thief (DEX-based obviously ;)):


http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/5/129175165519946676.gif

SquelchHU
06-03-2010, 04:31 PM
I have some bad news.


P.S: We have finally decided that Grease is not a party buff. As such, players will no longer be affected by it.


Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


I think the best part of it is this:

Slicks that have been set ablaze will quickly burn away.

Sure, grease is fun once.... maybe twice.... but I can't count how many people I have squelched and listed DNG because of annoying abuse. Now when the most assuredly *not-fuuny anymore* griefing starts, we have a way to fight back.
You keep wasting your SP. We'll also make you waste HP at the same time, and have to deal with it for less time.
If you continue, so do we.
I sure hope you don't use all your mana on grease and healing....

I wasn't too far off the mark. Now if you grease then someone burns the grease and damages you.

Gobbothegreen
06-03-2010, 05:08 PM
I have some bad news.







I wasn't too far off the mark. Now if you grease then someone burns the grease and damages you.

I'm sorry squelchh where the bad in this?

I can fill the quest with grease and tell everyone im doing something usefull ;P

SquelchHU
06-07-2010, 10:29 AM
I'm sorry squelchh where the bad in this?

I can fill the quest with grease and tell everyone im doing something usefull ;P

Thought I replied to this.

Well, see how the grease fire burns you but not other players?

So what happens is you try and grease people up, they set it on fire and kill you.

Gobbothegreen
06-07-2010, 02:15 PM
Thought I replied to this.

Well, see how the grease fire burns you but not other players?

So what happens is you try and grease people up, they set it on fire and kill you.

Just you try.

No fire is gonna stop me ;)

SquelchHU
06-14-2010, 07:44 AM
Just you try.

No fire is gonna stop me ;)

You are also aware that the fire strips away the grease right?

SquelchHU
06-24-2010, 09:35 AM
Why do we have more views than anything, even the sticky?

I think it's time to pass out uniforms.

Here is Mhaziea modeling one proposal.

http://rlv.zcache.com/epic_failure_tshirt-p235433899707345911qtdg_400.jpg

Gobbothegreen
06-24-2010, 10:16 AM
Well i think the name draws some views.

And it wouldnt be hard to get enough T-shirts, most people including me have moved on, think igel is the only one online regularly still in the guild.

2. Thats a guy in the t-shirt.

SquelchHU
06-24-2010, 10:46 AM
Well i think the name draws some views.

And it wouldnt be hard to get enough T-shirts, most people including me have moved on, think igel is the only one online regularly still in the guild.

2. Thats a guy in the t-shirt.

Looked like a female to me. Oops.

But what do you mean, most people have moved on?

Gobbothegreen
06-24-2010, 10:56 AM
Looked like a female to me. Oops.

But what do you mean, most people have moved on?

Either hardly play anything anymore or left the guild.

Noctus
06-25-2010, 05:24 PM
Siaphas is taking a break, got a bit burned out with the Torc grind.

I am writing my diploma thesis, so have much less time to play then i used to.

Our Glorious Leader Acceleration is being occupied big time by his new job.


It indeed has gotten quieter in Epic Failure. :(

Noctus
07-20-2010, 01:37 PM
With a sad heart i have to inform all onlookers that Epic Failure joined the Once-Was in the Realm of the Eversleeping.


http://www.fotosearch.de/bthumb/CSP/CSP270/k2707304.jpg


Was a good time for as long as it lasted.

:(

SquelchHU
07-21-2010, 09:55 AM
With a sad heart i have to inform all onlookers that Epic Failure joined the Once-Was in the Realm of the Eversleeping.


http://www.fotosearch.de/bthumb/CSP/CSP270/k2707304.jpg


Was a good time for as long as it lasted.

:(


Wait, what? What did I miss?