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Mockduck
11-10-2008, 06:43 AM
The time has come to vote (http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=163549) for the next Mayor of Stormreach.

Check out this preview of the candidates and consider who you'd like to vote (http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=163549)for...

Harbormaster Zinn

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Harbormaster Zinn currently resides in the Harbor and works to keep tabs on the Waterworks as a municipal administrator. Running on a platform of "He knows the business!", Zinn may have the backing of the Coin Lords. He supports increased military might (more guards!), cleaning up the city and training new players to deal with the perils of Stormreach.

He's also been in a tough campaign fight with his rival Lord Gerald Goodblade. Not the best public speaker, but earnest to a fault, Zinn has been known to tout his qualifications for the job.

"Lord" Gerald Goodblade

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"Lord" Gerald Goodblade is currently residing outside of the city's walls following a last-minute campaign scandal. He claims that "goons" of Harbormaster Zinn have threatened his safety. He's also quite concerned about the abilities of Mindflayer Fred to sway voters...his opponents point to some allegedly damaging screenshots involving him and Charlotte the Scarlett as the main reason for his recent disappearance.

Goodblade, known to many as one of the first people they encounter in Stormreach, has been working to get people started on their questing lifestyle through the acquisition of ancient daggers. He's also received criticism for the quality of his so-called "Swords of Tesyus".

His campaign platform includes better health care for the aged, increased guild support and moderate change to the city. His slogan, "Why do Better when you can do Good", remains a mystery to this day.

Nat Gann

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Nat Gann is another current mayoral candidate who no longer resides within the city walls of Stormreach. His campaign has seen increased support from people who remember his valiant efforts to keep people entertained even as portals of Shavarath began opening throughout the Marketplace. He survived the attack, but just barely, and could be seen writhing on the ground in pain with a broken leg for months until he disappeared.

As Gann tells it, he was placed on a stretcher by unknown people and shuttled outside of the city's walls. Since then, he has experienced a difficult life, fighting displacer beasts, intellect devourers, goblins and other monsters that have been eradicated from the city. He just wants back in, and being mayor would be a great way for him to once again be useful. He promises to stay out of the way...

Gann claims to have a "very wordy" Four Point Plan. He also supports free travel to Meridia and Beyond, increased player events and "wants to tax your pants off!"

His slogan is "Nat Gann for Every Man!"

Skrapps

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Skrapps knows all about combat. This feisty and somewhat insane Kobold can be seen consistently residing in the Wayward Lobster, guiding people to "Fight! Fight PvP! PvP Forever! Fight! Fight! Fight! Dizafrabadoo!"

Freakishly crazy and cold-blooded, this perennial candidate is running on a few ideas:

- Fight! PvP Forever!
- PvP Everywhere!
- Bite Jerry's Face!

Jester of the Festivault

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This somewhat creepy candidate believes in giving you candy. He loves you. Very, very much....

Known for taking your coins for twigs and coal, the Jester has the ability to be in three places at once, something he frequently touts as a good reason to vote for him for mayor. He also has a habit of renaming his holiday and generally can only be seen during a certain time of the year.

The Jester is running on a platform of free dental care for all. Free dental care and candy. Sweet, sweet candy. Candy for you. You love candy, don't you? He loves you, you know....

Mindflayer Fred

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Mindflayer Fred is a long-time resident of House Jorasco and can be seen living under a slab of rock. Somewhat dark and mysterious, Fred has become "the go-to" resident for feat respects. A consummate businessman who seized on a service not being met to ensure his continued survival, Fred has managed to avoid being killed by citizens who otherwise tend to greet Mindflayers with very sharp swords....

Fred is running on a platform of major change to the city. His "reign" would include support for the powerful, destruction of the city's enemies and more feats. He knows what you want and is not afraid to tap into your mind.

His support has grown significantly since he announced his candidacy, particularly among those he has "helped" see why he should become mayor.

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So, the vote will remain open until Friday, November 14th, 2008 at 6pm Eastern time! The vote takes place both here and on DDO-Europe.com. Let's hear who you think should be mayor!

Jerry

More information can be found at www.MayorofStormreach.com.

Clankenbeard
11-10-2008, 06:46 AM
Clanky says the scrawy little halfling is your man! And if I see that creepy Festivus/ult Jester hanging about 301ft from a voting booth I am gonna clock him senseless.

Come on Turbine. Jerry got down on pleading knee to get a poll out of you! (At least that's what the clairvouants tell me.) Let's have a ding-dang poll!


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iamjackscleverusern
11-10-2008, 07:40 AM
Nat Gann for mayor of stormreach!

YoDKC
11-10-2008, 07:50 AM
Harbor Master Zin

BattleCircle
11-10-2008, 07:51 AM
I'll vote for whoever picks Cydonie as thier running mate :p

Breck_N'Dwall
11-10-2008, 07:57 AM
Have to go with Lord Goodblade, he is enough of a schemer to be a politician

Memnir
11-10-2008, 08:06 AM
Fred is simply the best candidate when all options are considered; and the only one who has a proven track record of making important and immediate change in the lives of Stormreach's citizens. Fred is the only candidate who is there to work for you - not the other way around.


I humbly and with great pride cast my vote: Fred.

rezo
11-10-2008, 08:09 AM
/vote for Fred, why vote for the lesser evi..... I mean lesser candidates.

MrCow
11-10-2008, 08:18 AM
My vote is for Fred.

I've seen all the others eat cows at one point. Obviously they don't have my best interests in mind.

BuzzSaw
11-10-2008, 08:48 AM
Festavault Jester!

Sweet Sweet Candy for the Win!
Buzz

Aspenor
11-10-2008, 08:50 AM
I'm writing in Aspenor

Grosbeak07
11-10-2008, 08:57 AM
I'm writing in Aspenor

/signed

Original
11-10-2008, 09:02 AM
Fred hands down... because he's in it for the money

Nevthial
11-10-2008, 09:06 AM
Fred all the way ! He keeps his promises !

Brianius
11-10-2008, 09:09 AM
Skrapps cause Brianius pvp like!!!!

Davinna
11-10-2008, 09:20 AM
Nat Gann is my man!

Lessah
11-10-2008, 09:21 AM
Skrapps cause Brianius pvp like!!!!


SKRAPPS KEEPS HIS PROMISES TOO!
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w142/bonnieology/Role%20Play%20Screenies/SkrappsBiteJerrysFaceOff.jpg

KOBOLDS NEVER FORGET! KOBOLDS ALWAYS HATE JERRY!

:):):):);)

Kalari
11-10-2008, 09:34 AM
OOC: Awesome guys lol this is still the most fun idea ive seen in a long while

Hmmm after weighing in all my options, thorougly creeped out by Nat Gann's pole positions, Unsure that Harbor Master Zin has proper control over his guards (I mean they just keep getting kidnapped and standing around the waterworks picking their noses. Never trusted Goodblades (which his name did not represent that inferior weapon he gave) Skrapps is a kobold they normally end up dead by me and I dont need candy... So after long thought im casting my vote for...



FRED he is a very convincing candidate who seems to linger in the back of your mind whether you want him there or not.

marcolo
11-10-2008, 09:43 AM
I vote for Fred. Only Fred and Harbormaster Zinn have promised to do anything constructive. As a merc; I feel Fred has offered me the best deal, more feats. I don't need my mind controlled, I just need my pouches filled. I worked very hard to help Goodblade once and the sword he promised me was a rusted piece of junk I could barely sell. I know what side my bread is buttered on, or should I say what vial has the healing balm. I vote for Fred.

Wildhuntsman
Warforged Ranger
Argonnessen Server

Turial
11-10-2008, 09:45 AM
Fred.... All votes for Fred!

frederjoe1
11-10-2008, 09:46 AM
Gonna have to go with Fred here...Hopefully he picks a hot running mate though.

akla_thornfist
11-10-2008, 09:47 AM
gotta vote for the harbormaster he has the most experiance, but can i wright in akla thornfist a vote for akla is a vote for change:D

Gunga
11-10-2008, 09:50 AM
Rhynn for Mayor. He's the best Cleric on all servers.

cdbd3rd
11-10-2008, 09:51 AM
Fred.


Nuff said.



Why does Natt keep getting that maniacal look every time we ask for a "poll"? :confused::confused:


:D

ShaeNightbird
11-10-2008, 10:43 AM
I vote for FRED! Even though some consider Ilithids to be Lawful, and even Lawful Evil, Fred is a true renegade. He's moved to Stormreach. He cares about non-tentacled beings, therefore overcoming the natural inclination towards xenophobia which is so common among his own people. He kisses babies. What's not to like about our friend Fred? So after much consideration, and a strange buzzing sound in my head, he gets my vote.

Xorm
11-10-2008, 11:24 AM
To overcome much bias...

To be pointed at and made fun of by all the kids,

And to be such a great businessman, why i heard him him promise a vorpal for every adventurer (lvl 10 and up of course).

heard some rumors about how he could actually give skill points to some people, while he was doing that brain thing of his.

And after he made me forget about my xwife, i have no choice but to vote for FRED!

baddax
11-10-2008, 11:55 AM
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Kistilan
11-10-2008, 11:57 AM
Why does Natt keep getting that maniacal look every time we ask for a "poll"? :confused::confused:

I Sense great Fear within you, Supporters of Fred...
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/24/l_cc4675883ddd459888d13e9a78f6be00.jpg

Kistilan's for every man, so he's voting for Nat Gann!!! Fred does not understand the power of the Dark Side...

Vote Nat Gann for Mayor! Keep me employed doing voice acting! :)

Mithran
11-10-2008, 12:01 PM
Jester. He's gone most of the time, anyway.

baddax
11-10-2008, 12:08 PM
In response to some of the lies and propaganda being spread about fred.....fred is not Evil! Fred is not a follower of Vulkoor! Fred will not take away all bows/xbows/thrown weapons, Fred has foreign policy experience (he is from the subteraine after all), Fred is not communist or socialist (actually fred is chaotic), Fred does not eat humaniod brains (he actualy prefers ghallanda rations), Fred does not use mind control (fred does not use mind control), Fred does not use mind control, Fred is a self made man er mindflare (he made his buisness from nothing to a thriving multi-platinum industry)

Tollaris
11-10-2008, 12:13 PM
/vote for Fred

_onesimus_
11-10-2008, 12:36 PM
I'm throwing my lot in with Fred, simply because it just plain hurts when I try to think about supporting someone else

Mockduck
11-10-2008, 12:46 PM
NOTE: I had a bit of a problem figuring out how to post a poll in a thread. With Tolero's assistance, I got it working, but I couldn't post a poll in an already-created thread. SO, THE VOTE IS IN THIS THREAD: LINK (http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=163549)

Mockduck
11-10-2008, 12:46 PM
AGAIN - THE VOTE IS NOT GOING TO BE IN THIS THREAD. See the other thread to vote!

Dymond
11-10-2008, 12:58 PM
AGAIN - THE VOTE IS NOT GOING TO BE IN THIS THREAD. See the other thread to vote!


I'm not seeing a link to this other thread..

Mockduck
11-10-2008, 01:06 PM
LINK (http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=163549) - thanks!