View Full Version : An Ode To RolePlayers

06-16-2008, 06:39 PM
you play role playing games

like dungeons and dragons

you like beer and whiskey

and drinking from flagons

You go to Fairs

dressed up as a knight

you bring your full plate

and get ready to fight

They say your uncool

they think your a geek

you wish you could show them

like your fighter, your not weak

You cleric can heal

those who have died

from the blade of a kobold

or by a beholder, was fried

your bard does sing songs

that inspire your friends

so you can kill the enemies

around every bend

Your rogue runs around

disabling traps

saving your party

and stopping mishaps

someday you wish

your alternate will be real

and all that power

you can feel

but till then you play games

like dungeons and dragons

drinking beer and whisky

and drinking from flagons

06-16-2008, 07:17 PM
Ya know....they wouldn't be calling you Geek if you looked like a Boris Vallejo painting ;)