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Gordo
06-02-2008, 07:42 AM
Was the only "Monk week" event a sparring session on Risia with the devs? Did I miss something?

Yaga_Nub
06-02-2008, 08:29 AM
Was the only "Monk week" event a sparring session on Risia with the devs? Did I miss something?

You weren't paying attention?

There was:

A Monk fashion show.

A Monk eating contest.

A Monk meditating contest.

A Monk v kobold duel to the death.

A Monk beauty pageant.

and a Monk debate.

Where have you been?

Gordo
06-02-2008, 10:33 AM
Oops My bad.

I'm all for this Mod and DDO in general but don't call something "Monk week" when it was not ever going to be. Just my opinion.

MysticTheurge
06-02-2008, 10:39 AM
A Monk eating contest.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"

MageLL
06-02-2008, 10:55 AM
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"

LOL


Don't forget the hats and mask! I got a Vietnam rice farmer hat on my monk and wear it with pride! Thanks +Lonestar, sorry I had to smack you around in the Hammersmith Inn.

Yaga_Nub
06-02-2008, 12:06 PM
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"

Nice one.

Oh btw, no one missed anything in the Monk beauty contest. The swim suit competition was especially horrific. :D

Mhykke
06-02-2008, 12:08 PM
I personally liked the monk feats of strength day.......although the monk airing of grievances was a pretty good day too.

Yaga_Nub
06-02-2008, 12:14 PM
I personally liked the monk feats of strength day.......although the monk airing of grievances was a pretty good day too.

As soon as I heard about that one, the first thing that came to mind was "*****fest 2008" so I skipped it.

Ransacked
06-02-2008, 12:44 PM
Minute Monk:

For 2 Servings

1/2 Cup of Monk
1 Cup of Water

Bring water to boil.
Add Monk
Return to boil, stirring occasionally.
Remove from heat, cover.
Let stand 5 minutes before serving.

GramercyRiff
06-02-2008, 12:49 PM
I personally liked the monk feats of strength day.......although the monk airing of grievances was a pretty good day too.

The Festivus Pole was quite spectacular this year!

Milolyen
06-02-2008, 12:50 PM
Minute Monk:

For 2 Servings

1/2 Cup of Monk
1 Cup of Water

Bring water to boil.
Add Monk
Return to boil, stirring occasionally.
Remove from heat, cover.
Let stand 5 minutes before serving.

Goes well with a rack of displacer beast ribs.

Milolyen

Ransacked
06-02-2008, 12:54 PM
Sweet and sour monk and pineapple, along with seasonings.

INGREDIENTS:
1 1/2 pounds boneless monk loin, sliced 1/2-inch thick
1 tablespoons vegetable oil
1 can (20 ounces) pineapple chunks in juice
3/4 cup water
1/4 cup vinegar
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1/4 cup brown sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons cornstarch
2 tablespoons water
1/2 cup thinly sliced onion
1 green pepper, cut in thin strips
2 cups hot cooked rice

PREPARATION:
Directions for sweet and sour monk
Cut monk slices into strips about 3 inches long and 1/2 to 1 inch wide. Sauté monk strips in hot oil over medium heat until lightly browned; drain. Drain pineapple; reserve juice.

Sweet & Sour Sauce

Combine pineapple juice, 3/4 cup water, vinegar, soy sauce, brown sugar, and salt; pour over monk in skillet. Cover and simmer 1 hour, or until meat is tender. In a cup, combine cornstarch and 2 tablespoons water; stir until smooth. Add cornstarch mixture to monk mixture. Cook over low heat, stirring constantly, until mixture is thickened and bubbly. Add pineapple chunks, onion and green pepper. Cover and simmer sweet and sour monk for 10 minutes longer, or until vegetables are tender. Serve sweet and sour monk over rice.
Sweet and sour monk recipe serves 4 to 6.

feynman
06-02-2008, 12:59 PM
And did you miss "Monks: Wussies or Wombats?", the all-monk panel on pants? And wrapping up monk week will be the runway event and floor show.

Clankenbeard
06-02-2008, 01:15 PM
Goes well with a rack of displacer beast ribs.
Milolyen

And when you're done, the sauce looks like it is on somebody else's face.

Gordo
06-02-2008, 01:32 PM
This is exactly what I was looking for!

Anyone know how to make a monk minute egg?

Ransacked
06-02-2008, 01:37 PM
Beat Monks with two tablespoons of heavy cream in a bowl.

Melt 1 tablespoon of butter in a skillet on a medium heat, add Monk mixture.

Stir gently and constantly with a wooden spoon until Monks scramble.

Add salt and pepper, serve heaped on hot, buttered toast.

Garnish with a sprig of parsley.

Milolyen
06-02-2008, 01:47 PM
And when you're done, the sauce looks like it is on somebody else's face.

Yup that is the best part about them. Specially fun when ya get it to look like they showed up on that favorite relatives bum and make comments such as "See I told you 'he/she' always talks out of their arse" or a more adult version "I don't think gerbals eat bbq so you can stop trying to feed it"

Milolyen

Yaga_Nub
06-02-2008, 02:00 PM
Yup that is the best part about them. Specially fun when ya get it to look like they showed up on that favorite relatives bum and make comments such as "See I told you 'he/she' always talks out of their arse" or a more adult version "I don't think gerbals eat bbq so you can stop trying to feed it"

Milolyen

That was just bad Milo. Very, very, very bad.

Milolyen
06-02-2008, 02:19 PM
That was just bad Milo. Very, very, very bad.

Don't even pretend you didn't laugh at it though ... cause we both know ya did hehe.

Milolyen

fatherpirate
06-03-2008, 12:24 AM
MONK WEEK !

looked good on paper....

They should have kept it a secret until the mod loaded, that would have been more fun.