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Quarion
03-11-2008, 06:12 PM
Hello everyone.

Just a quick note to let you know that the forum guidelines have been updated to include two new guidelines. These are pretty standard additions and are fairly minor. #17 has always been an infractable offense. #18 is now an infractable offense, depending on the severity and situation.

They are:

17. Users must not violate, or promote the violation of, Turbine’s terms of service, codes of conduct or end user license agreements.

18. Posting the same thread to multiple forums ("cross-posting") without express permission of the moderators is not allowed.

If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask!
-Quarion

dragnmoon
03-11-2008, 06:22 PM
If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask!
-Quarion

Any Question?....:D

What.... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
:D:p;)

Ranmaru2
03-11-2008, 06:29 PM
Any Question?....:D

What.... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
:D:p;)

What do you mean, African or European?

dragnmoon
03-11-2008, 06:32 PM
What do you mean, African or European?

Huh? I... I Don't know that *Ahhhhh!!!!!!!*

Quarion
03-11-2008, 06:44 PM
Any Question?....:D

What.... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
:D:p;)

Nearly 21 knots if I guess correctly.

Osharan_Tregarth
03-11-2008, 06:55 PM
Any Question?....:D

What.... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
:D:p;)

http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/

dragnmoon
03-11-2008, 06:56 PM
Nearly 21 knots if I guess correctly.

Did you use the knowledge that a Swallow to maintain Velocity needs to beat its wings four hundred and ninety three time every second? :D:p

dragnmoon
03-11-2008, 06:57 PM
http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/

Jeez... using real world math.. and not great lines from a great movie.. is no fun..:p

~True_Knight
03-12-2008, 12:07 AM
Bring out your dead!!!!

Hvymetal
03-12-2008, 02:37 AM
Bring out your dead!!!!But I'm not dead yet!!!

Riorik
03-12-2008, 06:17 AM
I might even make a full recovery.

Jundak
03-12-2008, 07:01 AM
Bring out your dead!!!!

*beats a screaming cat against a wall*

MysticTheurge
03-12-2008, 07:15 AM
A more appropriate response to additional rules being created would've been:

"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

cappuccino
03-12-2008, 07:47 AM
A more appropriate response to additional rules being created would've been:

"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

"look at the abuse inherent in the system"

Saaluta
03-12-2008, 07:58 AM
"Bring me the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch"

Saal :)

Denethen_Longstaff
03-12-2008, 08:08 AM
This thread has caused me to soil my suit.

kbmay44
03-12-2008, 08:17 AM
Did someone call for me? (SEE MY SIG)

Aspenor
03-12-2008, 08:44 AM
*looks at Q*

He must be a king, he hasn't got **** all over him.

*mutters*

Pfamily
03-12-2008, 08:47 AM
/looks at Q

"It's the King"
"How do you know"?
"He hasn't got s**t all over him"

Edit" great minds...lol!

Aspenor
03-12-2008, 08:48 AM
/looks at Q

"It's the King"
"How do you know"?
"He hasn't got s**t all over him"

You stole mine. I demand an edit, immediately.

Pfamily
03-12-2008, 08:52 AM
You stole mine. I demand an edit, immediately.
Go ahead and edit yours, I don't care.
:p

Aspenor
03-12-2008, 08:53 AM
Go ahead and edit yours, I don't care.
:p

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of eldaberries.

Pfamily
03-12-2008, 08:55 AM
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of eldaberries.

I f**t in your general direction.

Hobble_Gobble
03-12-2008, 08:59 AM
Ni!

ChildrenofBodom
03-12-2008, 09:09 AM
You must chop down the highest tree in the forest....WIIIIIIIIIITTTTHHHHHHHHH........A HERRING!!!!

Cupcake
03-12-2008, 09:21 AM
*Shakes her head at all of you..

Dane_McArdy
03-12-2008, 09:34 AM
Hello everyone.
If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask!
-Quarion

Where do babies come from?

Freeman
03-12-2008, 09:36 AM
Where do babies come from?

Most people go to Sears and buy the kit. Dane, however, was a K-Mart special. A lot cheaper, and almost as good :p


Yes, I own lots of Calvin and Hobbes books :)

MysticTheurge
03-12-2008, 09:57 AM
Yes, I own lots of Calvin and Hobbes books :)

Why own "lots" of them, when you can just have the complete set (http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Calvin-Hobbes/dp/0740748475/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1205333789&sr=8-1).

;) :D

Freeman
03-12-2008, 10:12 AM
Why own "lots" of them, when you can just have the complete set (http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Calvin-Hobbes/dp/0740748475/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1205333789&sr=8-1).

;) :D

I had every single comic strip in one book or another long before that set was released. And I'll still probably get it eventually, just to have them all more conveniently located. :)

KoboldKiller
03-12-2008, 11:12 AM
Would it be a banable offense to call out someone in the forums who got involved with your wife in game and as a result your faced with a divorce?

Sorry I am really bitter today.

MysticTheurge
03-12-2008, 11:13 AM
Would it be a banable offense to call out someone in the forums who got involved with your wife in game and as a result your faced with a divorce?

Sorry I am really bitter today.

I don't think you're allow to name names.





Oh and... :eek:

KoboldKiller
03-12-2008, 11:15 AM
I don't think you're allow to name names.





Oh and... :eek:

Oh but it may so be worth the ban.

Aspenor
03-12-2008, 11:20 AM
:eek:

liamfrancais
03-12-2008, 11:24 AM
Would it be a banable offense to call out someone in the forums who got involved with your wife in game and as a result your faced with a divorce?

Sorry I am really bitter today.

Can I just say DAMN!

Oh and go ahead do what you want call him a no good so and so.

GuitarHero
03-12-2008, 11:29 AM
Oh but it may so be worth the ban.

go for it, i won't complain....

wait, it wasn't me, was it? pretty sure it wasn't me. I've been busy all week, so i'm fairly certain it wasn't me. But its still a possibility.

emsteiner
03-12-2008, 12:48 PM
http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/
That gave me a headache Thanks

cdbd3rd
03-12-2008, 01:31 PM
Would it be a banable offense to call out someone in the forums who got involved with your wife in game and as a result your faced with a divorce?

Sorry I am really bitter today.


Ho-lee SH...... :eek::mad:

No, don't let others push you into ruining your own playground. But there's nothing in the rules that sez you can't say "hi" to folks and hoping they're having a nice day. :mad::mad:

satya_sai
03-12-2008, 02:26 PM
Where are the forum guidelines posted?

MysticTheurge
03-12-2008, 02:32 PM
Where are the forum guidelines posted?

They're at the top of Dev and General discussions.

They may be somewhere else, but I don't know where.

http://forums.ddo.com/announcement.php?f=75&a=4

dakkon75
03-12-2008, 04:14 PM
Would it be a banable offense to call out someone in the forums who got involved with your wife in game and as a result your faced with a divorce?

Sorry I am really bitter today.

OMG!!!!!!:eek: Please tell me you are joking. If you are not....I don't know what to say except d@mn.

CaseStringer
03-12-2008, 11:05 PM
I really hope this is a hypothetical situation also... I mean if she's divorcing a shortsword-using Halfling and decided to run off with a charming Paladin with a greatsword because things got a little hot-n-heavy in the Orchard of the Macabre... Well that's just SO WRONG! :eek: She does realize he's now an Anti-Paladin, correct? :D * If this is not a joke, I apologize and am speechless.

studentx
03-13-2008, 08:32 AM
Ni!

"We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm". "

query
03-14-2008, 05:57 AM
How do you kow when a user is promoting the violation of the TOS?


Are we talking plat farming or somebody who publicly suggests you do rule #18 and cross post everywhere?


I don't want a ticket to get away with x, but #17 could be used to improperly accuse somebody of something and be administratively punished based on the assumption of doing so without actually doing said infraction.


Yeah, not as sexy as Python or Calvin and Hobbes, or shocking as divorce over gaming, but still a posting by a player nonetheless.



Oh what the hey:

"It's just a flesh wound!"


Much better.....

DSL
03-14-2008, 11:14 AM
Most people go to Sears and buy the kit. Dane, however, was a K-Mart special. A lot cheaper, and almost as good :p


Yes, I own lots of Calvin and Hobbes books :)


Why own "lots" of them, when you can just have the complete set (http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Calvin-Hobbes/dp/0740748475/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1205333789&sr=8-1).

;) :D


Why? Because that complete set weighs 50 pounds! As if lugging it around isn't annoying enough, when you take it to read in the bathroom your legs fall asleep much faster!:D

Lorz
03-15-2008, 08:36 PM
And Now for Something Completely Different!

Hvymetal
03-16-2008, 01:50 AM
The Larch.......

Ryan1616
03-18-2008, 03:38 PM
Would it be a banable offense to call out someone in the forums who got involved with your wife in game and as a result your faced with a divorce?

Sorry I am really bitter today.

omgoodness!

KoboldKiller
03-18-2008, 03:45 PM
I wish it was a joke but unfortunately it is my sad but true story.

leon00000
03-19-2008, 09:28 AM
http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/

To begin with, I needed basic kinematic data on African and European swallow species.


South African Swallow
(Hirundo spilodera) European Swallow
(Hirundo rustica)
Although 47 of the 74 worldwide swallow species are found in Africa,1 only two species are named after the continent: the West African Swallow (Hirundo domicella) and the South African Swallow (Hirundo spilodera), also known as the South African Cave Swallow.

Vinnera
03-19-2008, 09:44 AM
18. Posting the same thread to multiple forums ("cross-posting") without express permission of the moderators is not allowed.

-Quarion

I don't like spam!

Ryan1616
03-19-2008, 11:21 AM
I wish it was a joke but unfortunately it is my sad but true story.

well on that not i would like to say i am terribly sorry. As a married DDO player to a another, I hope things turn around a bit for you...

Best wishes

LadyGrey
03-21-2008, 11:45 AM
Didn't one of the talk show hosts, whose name may or may not start with 'M' And Understandably Result in the letter Y, have a special about people who are married in RL and marry someone else in an MMO? They were more concerned with that World Of Walking game and the Secondary Living game than our wonderful DDO, but I would think DDO would not be exempt. And if that special someone decides your relationship is not so special because they found a knight in shining armor in an MMO, this happily married female would advise that perhaps there were issues prior to such meeting, though not necessarily of any one or the other's making. Consultation with a professional marriage counselor is often the best course. Also methinks such calling-out would violate rules numero 1,2, and possibly 3, depending on the wording. Anything angry will likely get a negative response from the powers that be.

Oh, and on the more appropriate note, "ecky,ecky,ecky....etc." is too long to be a guildname, elsewise the Knights Who Say... would be my guildname. It was one of several serious contemplations. I raise a glass to all who respect the Great Monty and Co.

Altarboy
03-21-2008, 11:52 AM
I wish it was a joke but unfortunately it is my sad but true story.

Good ya prolly deserved it...call jerry springer or Oprah...or better yet post it in the off topic section

Hvymetal
03-22-2008, 04:49 AM
I don't like spam!

Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!!!!