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Berryman
02-05-2008, 03:25 PM
I was listening to the radio and heard this about this site that can calculate the number of five year olds you can take in a fight. Go to the site and post your number up here. I'm sitting at 31 five year olds!

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

Hence
02-05-2008, 03:29 PM
20.

McGraham
02-05-2008, 03:29 PM
Hah! 15! :)

Boldrin
02-05-2008, 03:31 PM
33 for me :)

Lizardgrad89
02-05-2008, 03:32 PM
5 :(

Hey, Im old, have short stumpy arms, and wouldn't use kids as projectile weapons.

Come to think of it, 5 might be an overestimate.

KoboldKiller
02-05-2008, 03:34 PM
28 for me. :D

Lithic
02-05-2008, 03:34 PM
27!

(Apparently copy-pasting the link they give you does not produce the cool answer box as they would suggest)


Should I feel wrong about giggling uncontrollably every time I pictured this during the survey? :D


Just for fun I tried to see what the most was. Answer: 39 as far as I could tell

MysticTheurge
02-05-2008, 03:36 PM
30

Probably mostly cause I fight dirty.

BLAKROC
02-05-2008, 03:41 PM
33 for me i guess i think of em as haflins :)

Berryman
02-05-2008, 03:43 PM
like I told my co-workers I'm going in with my Steel Toes on

Shaamis
02-05-2008, 03:43 PM
I came out at 25.

Ex military
Ex wrestler
Short and stocky athletic build.
And my first thought was flattening the first one to intimidate the others, then using one as a club.

Is that so wrong?

RavenStormclaw
02-05-2008, 03:45 PM
25....god I am a sick bastage!

Kreaper
02-05-2008, 03:49 PM
36!

Wait... Is that a bad thing?

Yajerman01
02-05-2008, 03:50 PM
well being of slight above average everything i figured it would be low, but considering the forum that was presented and the fact that I got the impression that these are lunatic kids avenging some hatred for being born I scored a 25 because, dead kids tell no tales!

That, and I have seen what girl scouts can do on a dodgeball court!

Sokar6000
02-05-2008, 03:51 PM
29.

I am well built, and have studied Tae Kwon Do for 13 years, but have no actual combat experience.

Ughh
02-05-2008, 03:51 PM
You could take on 37 five year old kids in a fight.

Now you know why i started the kids guild LOL

Jondallar
02-05-2008, 03:54 PM
34

Pfamily
02-05-2008, 04:13 PM
Only 25?!

Geez, I'll have to start training...now where did that elementary school go?

Borrigain
02-05-2008, 04:17 PM
28.....

I must be slipping, for in my youth, I could take 40 easy! :D

Funny link, thanks man!

Borr.

walsh
02-05-2008, 04:19 PM
20 im a gimp

Beherit_Baphomar
02-05-2008, 04:21 PM
31.

Been in lotsa fights, fight dirty and Id use em as clubs, alive or dead.

Eregion2
02-05-2008, 04:25 PM
21 because I can run faster than a five-year-old; they'll get all spread out chasing me and then I can pick them off a few at a time and use the vanquished ones as ammunition. :D

thisgamesull
02-05-2008, 04:28 PM
25

markymarksta
02-05-2008, 04:29 PM
I could take on 35, but it would only last 4 seconds! Before one got hurt, started crying then we would have to stop the fight, rub their sore head, distract them with some humor, kiss their bump better before the fight started again.

It's all fun and games until some five year old starts crying.

ViVid7th
02-05-2008, 04:31 PM
34...

And I do have "Exotic Weapon Proficiency: Humanoids" taken as a feat...

... WHAT?! I thought it would be cool to dual wield Dual-Wielding-Halflings. It would have been like Quad-wielding...

Edit: Wait! I know the end all! Dual Wield Spiked-Chain-Wielding-Halflings! The Ultimate Reach Weapon!

Zor_Prime
02-05-2008, 04:47 PM
Only one....but it was this one:

http://i27.tinypic.com/67sh2u.jpg

moorewr
02-05-2008, 04:58 PM
It claims I can handle 20, but I know they're wrong. I'm no match for my daughter (who is turning 5 in a week) all by herself. :eek:

Missing_Minds
02-05-2008, 05:35 PM
Supposedly 32 here. I do have some experience in this. I lifeguarded 2 summers. :)

KoboldKiller
02-05-2008, 05:40 PM
I thought we were talking about 5 year old Scotches. :D

Kraldor
02-05-2008, 05:41 PM
28. Gonna have to spread this one around :D

Pfamily
02-05-2008, 05:41 PM
I thought we were talking about 5 year old Scotches. :D

Ewwwwww.....

Leave it there 'til it gets to college.

Cupcake
02-05-2008, 05:47 PM
pfft LOL 13. I am such a wuss.

Prinstoni
02-05-2008, 05:47 PM
er only 35... lol. They didn't ask how many time's I got jumped in the pen. What difference does it make if I got trampled by horses (and cattle). Heck, I can take that many adult males age 18-35 at the same time. Or at least it seemed like that many (maybe it was only 3-4 of them, or maybe only one, but he/they sure fought like hell) :D...

D'rin
02-05-2008, 05:48 PM
34. But to increase the numbers it is time to start training. Lifting weights while swarms of bees and rats come after me. Should prove interesting.

Skirmish
02-05-2008, 05:48 PM
33

Apparently being tall and lanky... and having been trampled...er, pay off!

Uamhas
02-05-2008, 05:56 PM
Riiiiight. I defy any ONE of you to square off against my 3 year old. I'd lay odds that you wouldn't survive, let alone triumph.
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Luthen
02-05-2008, 05:57 PM
I was listening to the radio and heard this about this site that can calculate the number of five year olds you can take in a fight. Go to the site and post your number up here. I'm sitting at 31 five year olds!

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

Kevin & Bean?

I got 28. I think mostly because I wouldn't bite or go all out on a buncha kids. Stupid morals!!!

captain1z
02-05-2008, 05:57 PM
Only 32



but thats because no weapons are allowed .............. my room is a deathtrap to the wrong people.

Sandmek
02-05-2008, 06:04 PM
Lol 30

moorewr
02-05-2008, 06:30 PM
Riiiiight. I defy any ONE of you to square off against my 3 year old. I'd lay odds that you wouldn't survive, let alone triumph.

I see you one 4 year old.. recently sent home for head-butting a classmate! :eek::eek::eek:

http://www.daricemoore.com/images/moorebaby/2008-01/meg-hotcocoa.png

soupertc
02-05-2008, 07:29 PM
my 5 year old son could take ya all!!! He's had training from all the masters......Power Rangers,TMNT and Batman. So step off before you guys make him break out his can of Whup you know what!!!!

DragonKiller
02-05-2008, 11:41 PM
Says 31... but apparently add a 8 yr old and a 7 yr old to that and I'm completely out gunned.

Caelan
02-05-2008, 11:54 PM
my little girl... she's 2 1/2... her nickname is Morrighan... she's the sweetest devil ever... that girl would manipulate you to her will before you could consider harming her. this survey assesses being trampled and physical threats by a mob but completely ignore the more probable psychological attacks these mini-demons are capable of.

anyway... got a 20. if one of them were my Morrighan, i'd knock myself out first and save myself the pain, shame, and humiliation.

PhoenixFire31
02-06-2008, 05:48 AM
28....and yeah, what she said. My Alexis is a little blond haired blue eyed devil who gets EVERYONE wrapped around her 3yr old fingers in a matter of seconds!:D

Bekki
02-06-2008, 10:25 AM
Says I could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight.

I am a former Marine!!!:D

But I think the Age thing got me...

40 years old....

Hvymetal
02-18-2008, 07:55 AM
Come on now I am sure I could take out more than 28 of the little buggers:(

Nevthial
02-18-2008, 07:38 PM
You could take on 35 five year old kids in a fight.



That's what it said for me. But since I've already been in a similar situation with folks hopped up on Khot, I'd have to say a realistic figure would be around 40-50 before I got winded and resorted to grenades at close quarters.

Hvymetal
02-19-2008, 02:57 AM
You could take on 35 five year old kids in a fight.



That's what it said for me. But since I've already been in a similar situation with folks hopped up on Khot, I'd have to say a realistic figure would be around 40-50 before I got winded and resorted to grenades at close quarters.
Somalia? Been there brother.......4 Months Mogadishu.

Nevthial
03-30-2008, 05:18 AM
Somalia? Been there brother.......4 Months Mogadishu.

I knew I liked you for a reason. Army '89-'93 ; private sector on and off until recent years.

Hvymetal
03-30-2008, 05:25 AM
I knew I liked you for a reason. Army '89-'93 ; private sector on and off until recent years.

LOL USMC '89-'93. Prolly were there similar times, was stantioned at the bank we called it Checkpoint 77.