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Riot
12-07-2007, 10:24 AM
=)

..... Movie quote time!!!

Laith
12-07-2007, 10:25 AM
haha

GuitarHero
12-07-2007, 10:26 AM
"Are you scared? Of course your scared! You'd have to be crazy not to be scared!"

Oghma
12-07-2007, 10:26 AM
Hehe yup!

Well done.

--K

tekn0mage
12-07-2007, 10:27 AM
You can't HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

- Movie quote by Jack Nicholson and is in no way related to any threads that existed past, present or future on the subject of forum bans.

BlueLightBandit
12-07-2007, 10:28 AM
There was obviously too much "Truthiness" there, because that was shot down faster than D&D geeks at the prom.

bnrilfun
12-07-2007, 10:29 AM
Yippee Kai Yaa #$*!)$*&@)&$

Cashiry
12-07-2007, 10:29 AM
=)

..... Movie quote time!!!

The Truth is a Virus..... Pump of the Volume, 1990

Wire_Paladin
12-07-2007, 10:29 AM
There's a new Sheriff in town.

Gengulphus
12-07-2007, 10:30 AM
"Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. There is an idea, Mr. Creedy - and ideas are bulletproof."

KoboldKiller
12-07-2007, 10:31 AM
"Greetings program."

Inkblack
12-07-2007, 10:33 AM
Over? It's not over until we say it's over! Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor?

Wire_Paladin
12-07-2007, 10:36 AM
"The Truth is Out There"

BlueLightBandit
12-07-2007, 10:37 AM
Hello, HAL do you read me, HAL?
Affirmative, Dave, I read you.
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
What's the problem?
I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
What are you talking about, HAL?
This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
I don't know what you're talking about, HAL?
I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?
Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.

Strangely appropriate.

Nemhain
12-07-2007, 10:38 AM
"Would you like to play a game?"

adamkatt
12-07-2007, 10:38 AM
Charging a man with murder here is like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500.



Its like a gift you know?
Its like i cant control it.

Trollhammer
12-07-2007, 10:40 AM
“I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it.” – Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

or better yet..

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness.For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.-Pulp Fiction

Cashiry
12-07-2007, 10:42 AM
I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant.

rpasell
12-07-2007, 10:49 AM
Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. It was a real choice mission, and when it was over, I never wanted another.

binnsr
12-07-2007, 10:49 AM
"Walk softly and carry an armored tank division, I always say."

bnrilfun
12-07-2007, 10:51 AM
Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full.

adamkatt
12-07-2007, 10:51 AM
Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. It was a real choice mission, and when it was over, I never wanted another.


Nice 1!

Yeah, that's it, man. It's all the music! You know everything is just fine until we just listen to a couple of heavy metal albums. Then we get all f@#ked up!

KoboldKiller
12-07-2007, 10:56 AM
Ok, so, she's a dog.

Sem34
12-07-2007, 11:03 AM
Someone had to :)

V: VoilĂ*! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

Gadget2775
12-07-2007, 11:05 AM
"I am a leaf on the wind."

Sem34
12-07-2007, 11:06 AM
Duff: We should make up some fake names.
John: Why?
Duff: Just in case we have to communicate while we're inside.
John: OK.
Duff: I wanna be Kyle. I knew this guy at camp. He was maybe 13. He got *two* girls pregnant, man. *Two* girls pregnant. Yea, Kyle. Who you gonna be?
John: Steve...
Duff: Steve.
John: Yeah.
Duff: OK, Steve.
John: OK, Kyle.
[John and Duff continue walking]
Duff: Wait.
John: What?
Duff: I wanna change. I wanna be Steve.
John: I'm Steve; You're Karl.
Duff: Kyle!

Shamguard
12-07-2007, 11:11 AM
"Would you like to play a game?"

"How about a nice game of chess?"

Guaire
12-07-2007, 11:13 AM
I see your schwartz is as big as mine...

Wire_Paladin
12-07-2007, 11:14 AM
We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Shamguard
12-07-2007, 11:16 AM
"Life is pain Princess, and anyone who trys to tells you anything different is probably selling something."

Wire_Paladin
12-07-2007, 11:17 AM
Oh-Oh.... Looks like Riott got banned again.

Crarites
12-07-2007, 11:18 AM
I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed.

woodspider
12-07-2007, 11:20 AM
"Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a damn"

"I aint gonna hit you mister, LIKE HELL I'M NOT"

Strakeln
12-07-2007, 11:20 AM
This is from the book, but most of it was in the movie, so close enough. This collection of words has strongly reverberated with me for years, and seems suprisingly appropriate for a number of situations, including this one.

"Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a Main Era—the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run . . . but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant. . . .

History is hard to know, because of all the hired ********, but even without being sure of “history” it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole generation comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the time—and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened.

My central memory of that time seems to hang on one or five or maybe forty nights—or very early mornings—when I left the Fillmore half-crazy and, instead of going home, aimed the big 650 Lightning across the Bay Bridge at a hundred miles an hour wearing L. L. Bean shorts and a Butte sheepherder's jacket . . . booming through the Treasure Island tunnel at the lights of Oakland and Berkeley and Richmond, not quite sure which turn-off to take when I got to the other end (always stalling at the toll-gate, too twisted to find neutral while I fumbled for change) . . . but being absolutely certain that no matter which way I went I would come to a place where people were just as high and wild as I was: No doubt at all about that. . . .

There was madness in any direction, at any hour. If not across the Bay, then up the Golden Gate or down 101 to Los Altos or La Honda. . . . You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning. . . .

And that, I think, was the handle—that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn’t need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting—on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. . . .

So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark—that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back."

For some reason it makes me a little sad every time I read it.

Dworkin_of_Amber
12-07-2007, 11:21 AM
-Not in the mood? Moods are for cattle and loveplay!

-I shall bend like a reed in the wind.

-The tooth! Remember the tooth!

-Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even god has never seen!

-I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

-Remember, the slow blade penetrates the shield!

-All I see is an Atraides I want to kill!

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And moving to a more Forum-Name appropriate quotation...

"It was beginning to end, after what seemed and eternity..."

rpasell
12-07-2007, 11:22 AM
When ever there is any doubt, there is no doubt. That is the first thing they teach you.



This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

todd31
12-07-2007, 11:35 AM
Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Marlak

Hendrik
12-07-2007, 11:38 AM
"Be excellent to each other"

;)

"Game over man! Game over!"

Brutous
12-07-2007, 11:40 AM
Best Southern accent I can muster up-

"What we have here is a failure to communicate!"

CSFurious
12-07-2007, 11:41 AM
"Who do you work for?"

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

tekn0mage
12-07-2007, 11:43 AM
I think many of you missed the point of this thread.

It's NOT a movie-quote thread.

Dagone
12-07-2007, 11:46 AM
" Here....Now"

Myself -King Arthur

MysticTheurge
12-07-2007, 11:46 AM
First principles, Clarice. Simplicity. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature?

Hafeal
12-07-2007, 11:50 AM
"I understand you are a man who knows how to get things."

Crarites
12-07-2007, 11:55 AM
"I understand you are a man who knows how to get things."

Shawshank Redemption one of my favorites.
"Funny thing about these walls, first you hate them then you love 'em."
"He's what you call institutionalized"

rpasell
12-07-2007, 11:58 AM
I think many of you missed the point of this thread.

It's NOT a movie-quote thread.


I'm pretty sure it is now.

Grond
12-07-2007, 03:18 PM
"I think we've detained Ms. DeMeanor long enough."

Borror0
12-07-2007, 03:27 PM
I think many of you missed the point of this thread.

It's NOT a movie-quote thread.

It is, but mostly, it's a clever way to make his message heard without any issue. ;)

binnsr
12-07-2007, 03:30 PM
It is, but mostly, it's a clever way to make his message heard without any issue. ;)

"These are not the druids you are looking for"
(typo intentional)

Grond
12-07-2007, 03:31 PM
"Sorry, we're closed."
"What are all those people doing then?"
"Drinking and having a good time."
"That's what we're here to do."
"You're too stupid to have a good time."

kengsxr
12-07-2007, 03:33 PM
oooooo lordy, he means it, he'll do it

Mercules
12-07-2007, 03:35 PM
Sorry... some of my favorite quotes come from "Way of the Gun" and are just not appropriate for this Forum.


Let's see if I can find one that is. Okay this one seems fitting for DDO:

Joe Sarno: So, you the brains of this outfit, or is he?
Longbaugh: Tell ya the truth, I don't think this is a brains kind of operation.

Grond
12-07-2007, 03:36 PM
Sorry... some of my favorite quotes come from "Way of the Gun" and are just not appropriate for this Forum.


Let's see if I can find one that is. Okay this one seems fitting for DDO:

Joe Sarno: So, you the brains of this outfit, or is he?
Longbaugh: Tell ya the truth, I don't think this is a brains kind of operation.

:D good one

Bekki
12-07-2007, 03:37 PM
There's a new Sheriff in town.

"and his name is Reggie Hammond!!!" :D

-Eddie Murphy "Beverly Hills Cop"

Beherit_Baphomar
12-07-2007, 03:39 PM
Seems a very obvious one would be

"Rule number one of Fight Club; You do not talk about Fight Club"

Steven
12-07-2007, 04:45 PM
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a Woman!

Wyoman
12-07-2007, 05:32 PM
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a Woman!

I thought Fuzzy Wuzzy was a Bear:D:eek::p:rolleyes:

Hence
12-07-2007, 06:03 PM
"Is it safe?"

studentx
12-08-2007, 04:54 AM
I think many of you missed the point of this thread.

It's NOT a movie-quote thread.

The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do.
So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?
What say you to that?
:p

PhoenixFire31
12-08-2007, 05:28 AM
Two old favorites here:

"I love it when a plan comes together."

"Wouldn't-you-like-to-be-a-pepper-too?"

Reisei
12-26-2007, 04:21 AM
Prince Humperdinck: First things first, to the death.
Westley: No. To the pain.
Prince Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
Prince Humperdinck: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
Westley: It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.
Westley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
Prince Humperdinck: I think your bluffing.
Westley: It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all.
[slowly rises and points sword directly at the prince]
Westley: DROP... YOUR... SWORD!
[mouth hanging open, drops sword to floor]

that was one of the most hilarious things i've seen in my life i still laugh at it :D