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Mhykke
11-26-2007, 09:07 PM
:)
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Nemhain
11-26-2007, 09:09 PM
Do you like gladiator movies?

ncarter555
11-26-2007, 09:09 PM
God I love that Movie :D

RodneyT
11-26-2007, 09:10 PM
Have you ever been in a Turkish Prison Bobby?? :p

Pellegro
11-26-2007, 09:13 PM
Steve McCroskey: This fog is getting thicker.
Johnny: And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.

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There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

edventure
11-26-2007, 09:15 PM
Joey: Hey! I know you! You're Kareem Abdul-Jabaar, you play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers!

Roger Murdock: I'm sorry, I think you have me confused with someone else, my name is Roger Murdock.

Joey: You are Kareem! I've seen you play! My dad's got season tickets.

Roger Murdock: I think it's time to go back to your seat, right Clarence?

Oveur: No, let him stay. He's not bothering anyone.

Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try . . . except during the playoffs.

Roger Murdock: The hell I don't!! LISTEN KID! I've been hearing that **** ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lenier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

Asirin
11-26-2007, 09:16 PM
"We'll make spears twice as long as a man......"

That long?

Aye yer mother been telling stories again?

RodneyT
11-26-2007, 09:17 PM
All right boys, lets get some pictures

Jilliane
11-26-2007, 09:19 PM
The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers... There is no parking in the red zone

ArkoHighStar
11-26-2007, 09:20 PM
Get me REX KRAMER!

Dane_McArdy
11-26-2007, 09:21 PM
The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers... There is no parking in the red zone

Don't give me anymore of that red zone, white zone ****, we know what this is really all about!

ArkoHighStar
11-26-2007, 09:22 PM
Don't give me anymore of that red zone, white zone ****, we know what this is really all about!

Striker: Surely you can't be serious?
Rumack : I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!

ncarter555
11-26-2007, 09:22 PM
"You know...Ive never been with a man before..." :p

Twerpp
11-26-2007, 09:23 PM
When it comes to sniffin glue, there is no right day to stop!

RodneyT
11-26-2007, 09:23 PM
Striker, Striker, STriker, STriker, Striker, hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm,.................. SLAP

ArkoHighStar
11-26-2007, 09:24 PM
I want the kids in bed by nine, the dog
fed, the yard watered and the gate locked. And get a
note to the milkman NO MORE CHEESE!
Where the
hell's Kramer?

Kiranselie
11-26-2007, 09:24 PM
Man Mhykke, who are you trying to fool, you know you never quit sniffing glue :)

Dane_McArdy
11-26-2007, 09:25 PM
All together now, it's an entirely different kind of flying!

RodneyT
11-26-2007, 09:26 PM
All together now, it's an entirely different kind of flying!

Its an entirely different type of flying

RodneyT
11-26-2007, 09:26 PM
"Oh stuardess, I speak Jive"

ncarter555
11-26-2007, 09:27 PM
Why did I just get a vision of big jugglies running across the screen in tight t-shirts with words on them :cool:

ArkoHighStar
11-26-2007, 09:28 PM
"Oh stuardess, I speak Jive"


Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump
don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains
anyhow.

Dane_McArdy
11-26-2007, 09:28 PM
Cut me som' slac' jak!

Chumpa want no help, Chumpa git no help. Jive a$$ dude got no brains anyhow

Pellegro
11-26-2007, 09:32 PM
Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this?
[Hands him the weather briefing]
Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

ps - this better win thread of the week.

Mhykke
11-26-2007, 09:37 PM
Hanging Lady (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0625148/): Nervous?
Ted Striker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001332/): Yes.
Hanging Lady (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0625148/): First time?
Ted Striker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001332/): No, I've been nervous lots of times.

sirgog
11-26-2007, 09:45 PM
ROFL!

Rofl and :lock:

ArkoHighStar
11-26-2007, 09:47 PM
Rumack : Well, I don't have anything to say, you've done the
best you could. You really have, the best you could.
You can't expect to win em all. But, I want to tell
you something I've kept to myself through these years.
I was in the war myself, medical corps. I was on late
duty one night when they brought in a badly wounded
pilot from one of the raids. He could barely talk.
He looked at me and said " The odds were against
us up there, but we went in anyway, I'm glad Captain
made the right decision. The pilot's name was George
Zip.
Striker: George Zip said that?
Rumack : The last thing he said to me, doc, he said, "Sometime
when the crew is up against it, the breaks are beating
the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all
they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't
know where I'll be then doc, he said, but I won't smell
too good, that's for sure

LordDeath
11-26-2007, 09:48 PM
sniffing glue make my brain feel like its melting

Jilliane
11-26-2007, 09:52 PM
Loneliness, thats the bottom line. I was never happy
as a child . . . Christmas, Ted..what does that mean
to you? It was living hell. Do you know what its
like falling in the mud and getting kicked, in the head.
With an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does,
that never happens. Sorry Ted, that's a dumb question

Nigel137
11-26-2007, 10:02 PM
Forget the whole quote but:

"...the sun."

"What's that?"

"It's a big fiery mass at the center of our solar system, but that's not important right now."

~mazrad
11-26-2007, 10:09 PM
Theres a SALE AT PENNYS!!!

You can make A HAT, A BROCH a Pteradactyl!!!!!

JUSS KIDDING>>

Cant Forget Johhny!!

Cheg
11-26-2007, 10:27 PM
Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

Bahamut2119
11-26-2007, 10:30 PM
Way to much time on our hands today well atleast i got a chance to rewatch some classic bruce lee movies =).

Mhykke
12-02-2007, 03:25 PM
OP Still applies :D

geoffhanna
12-02-2007, 04:01 PM
I think the servers all had the fish?

...and stop calling me Shirley!

cappuccino
12-02-2007, 04:11 PM
I think the servers all had the fish?

...and stop calling me Shirley!

Shirley you jest

BuzzSaw
12-02-2007, 04:19 PM
Rumack : You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine : A hospital? What is it?
Rumack : It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

BWAAHHAHAHAHAHA...God I love that movie
Buzz

Pfamily
12-02-2007, 04:24 PM
Sheeeeeeeeeit...
<golly!>

sjwalker1973
12-02-2007, 04:36 PM
Joey: Hey! I know you! You're Kareem Abdul-Jabaar, you play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers!

Roger Murdock: I'm sorry, I think you have me confused with someone else, my name is Roger Murdock.

Joey: You are Kareem! I've seen you play! My dad's got season tickets.

Roger Murdock: I think it's time to go back to your seat, right Clarence?

Oveur: No, let him stay. He's not bothering anyone.

Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try . . . except during the playoffs.

Roger Murdock: The hell I don't!! LISTEN KID! I've been hearing that **** ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lenier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit drinking.

sjwalker1973
12-02-2007, 04:37 PM
Shirley you jest

Don't call me Shirley.

Percy_Blankly
12-02-2007, 04:41 PM
P.A. SYSTEM (female v.o.)
The white zone is for immediate loading
and unloading of passengers only. There is
no stopping in the red zone.


P.A. SYSTEM (male v.o.)
The red zone is for immediate loading and
unloading of passengers. There is no
stopping in the white zone.


P.A. SYSTEM (female v.o.)
No. The white zone is for loading and
unloading, and there is no stopping in the
red zone.


P.A. SYSTEM (male v.o.)
The red zone has always been for loading
and unloading, and there is never stopping
in a white zone.


P.A. SYSTEM (female v.o.)
Don't tell me which zone is for stopping
and which zone is for loading.


P.A. SYSTEM (male v.o.)
Listen, Betty. Don't start up with your
white zone **** again!


P.A. SYSTEM (female v.o.)
There's just no stopping in the white
zone.


P.A. SYSTEM (male v.o.)
Christ, you're as bad as your mother!


P.A. SYSTEM (female v.o.)
Oh, really, Vernon! Why pretend? We both
know perfectly well what it is you're
talking about. You want me to have an
abortion.


P.A. SYSTEM (male v.o.)
It's really the only sensible thing to do.
If it's done properly, therapeutically,
there's no danger involved.


P.A. SYSTEM (female v.o.)
Have you considered that what's inside me
is a human being; that it's alive. We made
love. It's us -- you and me.


P.A. SYSTER (male v.o.)
That isn't true. A fetus at this stage is
not a human being, nor is it a person.

P.A. SYSTEM (male v.o.)
The red zone is for immediate loading and
unloading of passengers only. There is no
stopping in the white zone.

P.A. System Female v.o. weeping.

P. A. SYSTEM (male v.o.)
The red zone is for...Betty, put down that
gun!

SHOTS and GROAN.

P.A. SYSTEM (female v.o.)
The white zone is for immediate loading
and unloading of passengers only. There is
no stopping in the red zone.

Mhykke
04-23-2008, 03:05 PM
Appropriate necro...

Oreg
04-23-2008, 03:10 PM
"Well well well, Scraps is a boy dog, isn't he?"

"Joey, do you like it when Scraps grabs your leg and rubs up and down?"

DelScorcho
04-23-2008, 03:23 PM
Shanna, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.

Premier
04-23-2008, 03:24 PM
"Smoking or non-smoking?"

"Smoking please."

The joke is in the fact that the airline ticket is smoking! Genius!

-Premier

Premier
04-23-2008, 03:26 PM
"They're coming right at us!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!" ...as he jumps out the window of the command center.

Tap4black
04-23-2008, 03:30 PM
As the jet flys along in the storm to the sound of humming propellers............

Rkik_Dnec
04-23-2008, 03:38 PM
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

Avelin
04-23-2008, 04:50 PM
"The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: finding someone back there who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.":D