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BigBadBarry
11-25-2007, 08:58 PM
UPDATE 2 Feb 2009

Keeping this one...did win a TOTW afterall.



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Got some DDO T-Shirt slogans for you all...


"I did the Reaver on elite and all i got was this lousy +1 T-Shirt"
"Dwarves have more fun"
"I'm AFK"
"My other outfit is +5 Mithral Full Plate"
"I'm with the Kalashtar >>"
"I am Durks best kept secret"
"Looking for ham"
"Ghallanda Premium Ale...giving you back your mojo since 1244"
"DDO Tip #347 : Wait till the Beholder blinks"
"I know i've got my ghost touch here somewhere...argggghh"
"I'm Buffed!"
"Dont let the D-Door hit you on the way out"

Picture of Deathshade from Beyond the Grave with comment "Where did everyone go?" (Courtesy of CDG)

Post em if you come up with any...


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UPDATE : 29 November 2007
First of all thanks to everyone who contributed to this thread for making it Thread of the Week.

In good news, Jerry and the crew from DDOCast have volunteered to decide on the best DDO T-Shirts in their top 10 segment so be sure to listen in to DDOCast to hear which ones they think are worthy top 10 Tee's. I'd say there is still at least a day or two before they start to sort through em so keep posting...

You can find the excellent weekly podcast at www.ddocast.com

BBB

Falco_Easts
11-25-2007, 09:01 PM
"Free Arlos!!!"

ArkoHighStar
11-25-2007, 09:24 PM
got firewall

markymarksta
11-25-2007, 10:15 PM
On me for Haste!

GuitarHero
11-25-2007, 10:48 PM
Rogues Need Love, Too!

DaveyCrockett
11-25-2007, 11:19 PM
"Wizards do it with Greater Penetration" :D

Memnir
11-25-2007, 11:20 PM
"I Found Venn And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt."

"Battle Clerics Do It With Divine Power!"

"Got Muck?"

"Smiters, Banishers, and Vorpals! Oh My!"

"This T-Shirt WAS My Best End Reward!"

smodge13
11-25-2007, 11:57 PM
"you must have 20+ charisma, can i buy you a drink?"

"hug me for bard love"

slumbering_dragon
11-26-2007, 12:59 AM
"I don't have a house in Stormreach, can I stay at your place?"

"I love Halflings"

"Can I look at your chest?"

"who's flaming balls are these?"

buckler
11-26-2007, 01:29 AM
"Yark"

Cashiry
11-26-2007, 03:18 AM
Front: I still play Dungeons and Dragons..... Back: Online, www.ddo.com (http://www.ddo.com)
Front: I can do this all Night....... Back: DDO
Front: University of Stormreach, Eberron 16 DR..... Back: www.ddo.com (http://www.ddo.com)
Front: ΔΔΟ(Greek alphabet) .....Back: www.ddo.com (http://www.ddo.com)

Got DDO?
I was Cubed!
I Lost My Girlfriend to DDO
Beware: The Finger of Death
DDO: Building one Dungeon at a Time

moorewr
11-26-2007, 08:19 PM
"Free Arlos!!!"

This gets my vote!

BigBadBarry
11-26-2007, 08:32 PM
Agree that's a bewty!

Got a few more:

"This T-Shirt is narrated by Gary Gygax"
"Cmon CODOG...say or do something!"
"Dooooom!"
"Can I have your stuff?"
"I seem to have lost my cloak of invisibility. I put it down here somewhere"
"If I'm wearing this TShirt then I'm not doing a naked Tempest Spine run!"
"^^ Dwarven Thrower ^^"
"Hey buddy! Bullheaded gives me +2 to intimidate so backoff!"

Be careful where you wear this one:
"Looking for Group"

Sillius
11-26-2007, 08:33 PM
"Trap?!! Oh well..."
"LFM : Need healing cleric or bard only" -> bah!
"What do you mean we didn't talk to the talking head??? -end of Von4"
"Oh please, help me ( girly voice )"
"Any shrine nearby?"

Heafden
11-26-2007, 08:35 PM
"millions of elementals have danced under my balls and all I got was this tshirt"

sheldie
11-26-2007, 08:38 PM
"Cmon CODOG...say or do something!"
I like this and offer the following:

(DMText): Prelate Vendisto perishes, blood and bile and vile oaths spilling from his lips.

CDG
11-26-2007, 09:03 PM
"Hey where did all my Raid Loot Go?"

or

"Mini/Max'd - And Proud of It!" :D

Jilliane
11-26-2007, 09:12 PM
PoP: Who is holding YOUR balls?

BigBadBarry
11-26-2007, 10:07 PM
Keep em coming...might organise a top 10 at the end of the week...

theweeman
11-26-2007, 10:10 PM
"if ya cant break it... anounce your trying to fix it"

theweeman
11-26-2007, 10:11 PM
"afk, Brb, Bio"

theweeman
11-26-2007, 10:13 PM
"SH&%, anyone got a mnemonic?"

theweeman
11-26-2007, 10:15 PM
"MENTOS... The flesh maker!!"

Sambvca
11-26-2007, 10:16 PM
Turbine Employee: Pease accept my apology for the inconvenience

theweeman
11-26-2007, 10:16 PM
"DO NOT DISTURB... its +1 loot weekend"

theweeman
11-26-2007, 10:17 PM
"********: who knew you could pay 15$ for blizzard quality"

SteeleTrueheart
11-26-2007, 10:18 PM
For Charisma focused Paladins:
"Don't hate me just because I'm beautiful"

theweeman
11-26-2007, 10:18 PM
"WAIIIIIT... Diplo the chest first"

Ciphertazi
11-26-2007, 10:23 PM
Haste means go

slumbering_dragon
11-26-2007, 10:26 PM
front<"where do you hurt?"
back>"I can use my Lay On Hands special ability."

"This is something I can't solo, I would love your help with it"

"My health is down, where is the tavern?"

Sambvca
11-26-2007, 10:26 PM
"Jesus Saves. Everyone else rolls D(20)"

Ciphertazi
11-26-2007, 10:28 PM
Trap! (picture of a WF barb running through traps)
I don't have MM (picture of STK ending)
Just run past them
optionals?

Knightmare
11-26-2007, 10:33 PM
-Got POP

-DDO...more than just an Adventure!

-front: <Guild name here>, back: DDO

-front: PUG POWER, back: DDO

heatherivxx
11-26-2007, 10:45 PM
"Dizafrabadoo" (i just like saying that...kolbolds are so silly)
Can I get an extended jump?
Incap
If you can read this t-shirt it means i'm finally out of the loading screen :)



o crud brain farting here....figured i could come up with some more :/

samhain604
11-26-2007, 10:46 PM
got my a s s handed to me by 3 ogres, a dragon and 30 horny kobolds ,and all i got was this lousy t-shirt

tharveysinjin
11-26-2007, 10:46 PM
"I want my Otto's Irresistible Pants!"

theweeman
11-26-2007, 10:47 PM
"sh#$... im bound in the desert"

samhain604
11-26-2007, 10:47 PM
"Jesus Saves. Everyone else rolls D(20)"

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT!!!!
i'm gonna get a bumper sticker that says that!

i'll even credit you :)

theweeman
11-26-2007, 10:49 PM
arrows pointing down to pants

"manyshot"

theweeman
11-26-2007, 10:50 PM
"on me for a group session"

theweeman
11-26-2007, 10:52 PM
"its not the size of the sword.... its how u use it"

theweeman
11-26-2007, 10:53 PM
"awwwww... who put up that black $#@!"

theweeman
11-26-2007, 10:54 PM
"I roll 1's verses wifeaggro"

theweeman
11-26-2007, 10:55 PM
"oh mr bard, where do u put your lute?"

theweeman
11-26-2007, 10:57 PM
"huked onn mnemonics werks fer mee"

theweeman
11-26-2007, 10:58 PM
"ATTENTION house d shoppers"

theweeman
11-26-2007, 11:00 PM
^^^^
"platfarmer"

Gum
11-26-2007, 11:03 PM
"Buy Gold Cheap!"

"Are you a plat farmer?"

"Take me to your Plat-Farmer"

Jilliane
11-26-2007, 11:03 PM
"Jesus Saves. Everyone else rolls D(20)"

I like "Jesus Saves.....and takes half damage!"

theweeman
11-26-2007, 11:05 PM
ya but i dont belive in jesus jokes.... they never existed

nbhs275
11-26-2007, 11:05 PM
"you looking for a barbarian?"

"HEAL ME!"

"gah, the sun!"

*Picture of loot table fully stocked with great items* " If only DDO let me practice poligamy<SP?>

"Kobolds: Because you need the XP"

*picture of a bunch of WF standings around "It puts the oil on its plating or it gets the niacs again!"

*picture of a pink WF "Fluzzles, the pink fluffy bunny. He bites."

"Try and try again, because eventually you will roll a natural 20.

/dance


What do you say we go back to your place and do some loot runs?

How many wars could a warforge forge if a warforge could forge wars?

*Pic of a 1 on a d20: Because every so often you need to die.

Vorpal: Because he wasnt using his head anyways.

Coyle: Get back here!

Player: I intimidate the orge!
GM: You roll a 1.
Player: I attack the laughing orge!

Maybe one of these is decent...maybe.

Sambvca
11-26-2007, 11:07 PM
"I'm not addicted to DDO, I just have to finish it"

"Portable Hole Filler"

"Do you really want to mess with someone who pretends to be a Warforged
Barbarian and has real swords?"

"Crit Happens!"

"Twang, Splat, Thud. I think we need a new rouge"

"I have the Madstone Rod"

BlueLightBandit
11-26-2007, 11:09 PM
I'm not that kind of rogue.
****, can you grab my stone.
I'm not that kind of cleric.
No I'm serious, grab my stone.
Oh I get it, you're a dwarf. That's funny.
Eye Tyrant: 0 - WF: 0111000001110111011011100110010101100100
Fine, my Sword of Shadows goes to the best dancer.
What should we go in on... Hard?
Dude, you're level seven. You can use scrolls.
You were pwned by "something".
Got scrolls?
No, seriously... it's a charisma switch.
Whatever you do, don't break THAT barrel.
I'm just here for the favor.
You have repeated this quest 0 times.
You suffer a reentry penalty of 20&#37;.
Don't laugh, this was your girlfriends +5 mfp.
LFG: The Pit, need a guide.
Do you have the toys?
You mean it's +5 flaming burst AND vorpal?!?
Who has the voice?

Gum
11-26-2007, 11:10 PM
ya but i dont belive in jesus jokes.... they never existed

I disagree.

Vengenance
11-26-2007, 11:10 PM
@#%%$#, I didn't mean to release.

Gum
11-26-2007, 11:11 PM
LOL!

"You have stripped everything of value from this chest"

Jilliane
11-26-2007, 11:11 PM
I am thankful that this is a T-shirt slogan thread rather than a theology thread ;)

theweeman
11-26-2007, 11:11 PM
^^^^
Human


halfling
vvvvvv

BlueLightBandit
11-26-2007, 11:12 PM
"its not the size of the sword.... its how u use it"
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the +3 Flaming Burst Greataxe of Pure Good lodged in the dogs head.

NKspeed
11-26-2007, 11:14 PM
^^^^
Human


halfling
vvvvvv

By far the best one!!

theweeman
11-26-2007, 11:17 PM
"if you die in P.O.P.
dont forget to
pick up your ball sack"

theweeman
11-26-2007, 11:20 PM
"ive been shadow jumped"

theweeman
11-26-2007, 11:22 PM
"go ahead use your greater penatration wand!!!!! I got disease immunity"

theweeman
11-26-2007, 11:23 PM
"dwarves dont pick up the soap"

theweeman
11-26-2007, 11:24 PM
front
"when is it time to smack a halfling"

back
"when he tells u your hair smells nice"

Yajerman01
11-26-2007, 11:28 PM
<front> "um, can somebody help me?"
<back> DDO

"I can handle this, let me toss a firewall on that golem!"

"I love auto-run on VONS 6"

"I'm an incapped warforged, stop trying to use your heal kit!"

"drooling over an item at the auction house, 1 hour of tease playtime;
getting into a bad group, 3 miserable hours of playtime;
looting +1 masterworks on a +1 loot weekened, 16 hours of irritating playtime;
expericening server problems while Turbine takes 32 cents from each customer, priceless"
For some addicts, there is DDO.

Rayak01
11-26-2007, 11:30 PM
Can I get a Haste?

theweeman
11-26-2007, 11:30 PM
"HELP ddo has fallen and cant get up"

theweeman
11-26-2007, 11:31 PM
heyyyyyyyy kelllllllddddoooorrrrrrreeeee

theweeman
11-26-2007, 11:32 PM
"salty wench"

Rayak01
11-26-2007, 11:33 PM
Yooooooooooo Weeman

arcane_nite
11-26-2007, 11:34 PM
"im a stone grabber."

Anitillian
11-26-2007, 11:34 PM
/roll d100

Knightmare
11-26-2007, 11:36 PM
The Leaky Dinghy...A place to call home

theweeman
11-26-2007, 11:39 PM
"solo'd more than a married man"

arcane_nite
11-26-2007, 11:41 PM
"solo'd more than a married man"

That's the winner, LMFAO!

Rayak01
11-26-2007, 11:41 PM
Monstersumming V (arrow pointing down)

theweeman
11-26-2007, 11:42 PM
"the cleric said im pregnat"

maturnity shirt

Sumac
11-27-2007, 12:19 AM
Nerfed!
Loot *****
Kobolds.... The other white meat
Ransacked!
This is your brain on Haste.... Any questions?!!
I've Been Wisperdoooomed!
I lost my ass in the Leaky Dingy
Critical Hit!
I've been to the Menectarum Desert and all I got was Zawabie's Revenge
Festivus 2006
Halfling Power!
I've been gemed!!!!
No Battle Clerics
Welcome to Stormreach... Now go home
Mod 5 Survivor
Dragons taste like chicken

arcane_nite
11-27-2007, 12:20 AM
Nerfed!
Loot *****
Kobolds.... The other white meat
Ransacked!
This is your brain on Haste.... Any questions?!!
I've Been Wisperdoooomed!
I lost my ass in the Leaky Dingy
Critical Hit!
I've been to the Menectarum Desert and all I got was Zawabie's Revenge
Festivus 2006
Halfling Power!
I've been gemed!!!!
No Battle Clerics
Welcome to Stormreach... Now go home
Mod 5 Survivor
Dragons taste like chicken

Ok, this is f-ing the winner. Sumac that is awesome.

Sumac
11-27-2007, 12:40 AM
UBER
Rerolled and still not right
28pt toon... What's your excuse?
Do you DDO?

HackSlashKill
11-27-2007, 12:41 AM
AGGRO ... it's what's for dinner

arcane_nite
11-27-2007, 12:43 AM
UBER
Rerolled and still not right
28pt toon... What's your excuse?
Do you DDO?

You got TALENT my man/woman! Cracking me up.

SilverSong
11-27-2007, 01:22 AM
Group hug on the Cleric!!

starbuck1771
11-27-2007, 01:43 AM
Has gone down more then Nina Hartley!

jimtheslim
11-27-2007, 03:05 PM
<Front> It aint the size of the chest...
<Back> I'm in it for the booty!

cnynridr2
11-27-2007, 03:13 PM
"Just giv'em the Finger"

Wizzly_Bear
11-27-2007, 03:16 PM
i cleaned the pit's pipes

halfling protesting for giant underwear

HJEEL MWE!!!

<front> i got this side guys, go on ahead
<back> if you can see this then i lied...i mean had lag

lagTASTIC

im with stupid (complete with magic arrow that always points to the wf barb zerg)

im with stupid (complete with magic arrow that always points to the melee wanna be wiz)

sorcerers are HOT

smell my finger

pull my finger

xp, its whats for dinner

trolls, they keep going, and going, and going....

fighters do it with a greatsword
wizards do it with a wand
but only bards do it all

im not a pretty boy, im a paladin

slordaxjay
11-27-2007, 03:19 PM
i need to shrine!

Is this a use it or lose it shrine?

I talked to all the cup heads

Bogenbroom
11-27-2007, 03:20 PM
Shatter Happens

My other mount exists

Beatdown at The Lobster

Don't forget your featherfall

Wanted: waterwings for the Crucible.

The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery

Coyle: Burning the same book for 6 months.

HEAL COYLE!

Speed running life for the end-loot.

GuitarHero
11-27-2007, 03:28 PM
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.

Wizzly_Bear
11-27-2007, 03:29 PM
im neutral, i go both ways

<pic of healbot cleric with one kill in kill count in elite zerg party> im contributing!

will kill for loot

will kill for booty

i like my dwarves like i like my ale, stout and in a large glass <pic of dwarf trapped in oversized ale glass>

dwarf: i like drow
human: no you dont
dwarf: yes i do
halfling: only dead ones
dwarf: yeah, but theyre still drow

pop, everyone's late night last minute booty call

pop, showing people a good time for a nickel and a dime since 1469

dwarf rogue: i am to for racial equality
halfling: no youre not
dwarf rogue: yes i am. all races have an equal right to give me booty or give me blood

get rich or die trying...then rez and try again

<pic of sign on tavern> ddo is now hiring adventurers

Khyron
11-27-2007, 03:32 PM
Will Pug for Food

Aesop
11-27-2007, 03:33 PM
btw I've always heard it was

"Jesus Saves... Everyone else takes damage"

"Firewall: When you absolutely positively have to kill every undead in the dungeon... except those damn shadows"

"Hand me my Sword of Shadows; its the one that says "Bad Mutha F____r" on it"

"Die Fleshling"

"Warforged: The Tin Cans that kick back"

"Warforged Titan: the bigger they are the harder they HIT"

"Velah: I am the First Dragon"

"Is that a Halfling in your pocket or are ya just happy to see me"


I'll think of more someday

Aesop

kengsxr
11-27-2007, 03:36 PM
"The servers went down and all I got was this lousy t-shir... er candy cane"

Wizzly_Bear
11-27-2007, 03:36 PM
dragon: my booty or my xp?
adventurer: nono, youre mistaken, i want your booty AND your xp

<pic of blackguard at bloody chalkboard>
i will not punt the kobold into the kindergarten class
i will not punt the kobold into the kindergarten class
i will not punt the kobold into the kindergarten class
i will not punt the kobold into the kindergarten class
i will not punt the kobold into the kindergarten class
i will not punt the kobold into the kindergarten class
i will not punt the kobold into the kindergarten class
i will not punt the kobold into the kindergarten class
i will not punt the kobold into the kindergarten class
i will not punt the kobold into the kindergarten class

<pic of bard with greataxe lodged in skull at chalkboard while cleric looks on laughing>
i will not tug the dwarf's beard
i will not tug the dwarf's beard
i will not tug the dwarf's beard
i will not tug the dwarf's beard
i will not tug the dwarf's beard
i will not tug the dwarf's beard
i will not tug the dwarf's beard
i will not tug the dwarf's beard
i will not tug the dwarf's beard
i will not tug the dwarf's beard

<pic of fighter with dagger in kidney at chalkboard>
i will not use the halfling's head for an armrest
i will not use the halfling's head for an armrest
i will not use the halfling's head for an armrest
i will not use the halfling's head for an armrest
i will not use the halfling's head for an armrest
i will not use the halfling's head for an armrest
i will not use the halfling's head for an armrest
i will not use the halfling's head for an armrest
i will not use the halfling's head for an armrest
i will not use the halfling's head for an armrest

<pic of soulstone at chalkboard>
i will not smell nor pull the sorc's finger
i will not smell nor pull the sorc's finger
i will not smell nor pull the sorc's finger
i will not smell nor pull the sorc's finger
i will not smell nor pull the sorc's finger
i will not smell nor pull the sorc's finger
i will not smell nor pull the sorc's finger
i will not smell nor pull the sorc's finger
i will not smell nor pull the sorc's finger
i will not smell nor pull the sorc's finger

Borrigain
11-27-2007, 03:43 PM
...
You have repeated this quest 0 times.
...

That is absolutely classic! Such a jab at life in general.....nice one BlueLight. :)

"Sneak+Jump=HUMPIES for everyone!!!!!"


Borr.

trptim
11-27-2007, 03:49 PM
<pic of healbot cleric with one kill in kill count in elite zerg party> im contributing!



Love it, that's my cleric, except I don't start healing until I get that kill :D

Wizzly_Bear
11-27-2007, 03:55 PM
<pic of soulstone at chalkboard>
i will not laugh at the wizard's MANLY robes
i will not laugh at the wizard's MANLY robes
i will not laugh at the wizard's MANLY robes
i will not laugh at the wizard's MANLY robes
i will not laugh at the wizard's MANLY robes
i will not laugh at the wizard's MANLY robes
i will not laugh at the wizard's MANLY robes
i will not laugh at the wizard's MANLY robes
i will not laugh at the wizard's MANLY robes
i will not laugh at the wizard's MANLY robes

<pic of soulstone at trapped chalkboard>
i will let the rogue do the traps
i will let the rogue do the traps
i will let the rogue do the traps
i will let the rogue do the traps
i will let the rogue do the traps
i will let the rogue do the traps
i will let the rogue do the traps
i will let the rogue do the traps

<pic of cleric>
got heal?

dex fighters do it with finesse

<pic of angry wiz shaking finger>
dont make me finger you

<pic of bard>
got otto's balls?

rogues do it in hiding

<front><pic of monster and pc arguing>
monster: you already killed me
pc: no i didnt
monster: yes you did, i just used the shrine
pc: ok, so ill kill you again then
monster: nah, its cool. you wont get any xp for rekilling me, ill just go outsi...
<back> pic of pc standing over bloody body

adventuring, its not just for homicidal slice and dicers anymore, pyromaniacs inquire within

for a HOT time call 1-WAL-LOF-FIRE

goodness! gracious! great balls of fire!

<pic or rogue picking a chest>
im not a thief, im a booty rescuer

Wizzly_Bear
11-27-2007, 04:03 PM
<pic of wiz and sorc>
wiz: you know, there ARE spells other than pk and finger
sorc: HERETIC!

<pic of cleric>
i cant heal stupid

<pic of battlecleric>
i dont heal, stupid

<pic of cleric chastising a bard>
i said drink A pot

<pic of drunk dwarf with wounds and perplexed cleric>
cleric: i said drink a pot
dwarf: i did
cleric: well, drink another, im out of mana
dwarf: ok, but i dinnea think i should be a'fightin these guys while intoxocated, and i only have 99 more pots of ale
cleric: .....i meant a potion

<pic of dwarf at tavern>
give me a barrel of your finest

Ustice
11-27-2007, 04:08 PM
So, your gaming group moved away after college?
DDO: Its the next best thing to being there.

DDO: If you have an hour, you have an adventure!

Just say "NO!" to PUGs!

DDO: Give us a call when you are tired of killing that pig.

DDO: Adventure Awaits

MMOs: Because $15 a month is cheaper then a real social life.

Stormreach: Where the pudding pops eat you!

[picture of a slime] Don't get any pudding on your shirt! That stuff stains.

Despiration: Sometimes you NEED that 36-xp Hill Giant.

MysticTheurge
11-27-2007, 04:12 PM
"I won Thread of the Week and all I got was this stupid T-shirt (and this 30-day game card)"

Wizzly_Bear
11-27-2007, 04:35 PM
have your cake and eat it to
min/max

MTs cast both ways

youre (wallof)FIRED

watch your step, the wiz is a grease monkey

<pic of wf alone standing over dead pc wiz at tor dragon>
...i think i greased myself...

Gadget2775
11-27-2007, 04:36 PM
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.

Has my vote

sypress
11-27-2007, 04:53 PM
"Be Careful Down there!"
"Garrison's Pack: Missing since May of '06."

"Will PUG for favor"

"Archbishop Dryden waits to pk with you at the top of his dais."

"When I healed the zerging barbarian, they called me a saint. When I asked why the zerging barbarian had no hit points, they called me a communist."

Brutous
11-27-2007, 04:53 PM
"DDO is better then WoW" (Front)
"We know how to PARTY" (Back)

"This is my Creed" (Front)
"This is my +5 Khopesh" (Back)

back of the shirt of a fighter or pally...

"If you see the back of this shirt try to catch up..."

Twerpp
11-27-2007, 05:02 PM
On me for Haste!

Thats a great one I think everyone would understand.

Akhad_Durn
11-27-2007, 05:25 PM
Madness, the source of all Tasty Ham.

Malachi_Stormlight2
11-27-2007, 05:33 PM
(Baby Shirt): You are being POWERLEVELED and will receive 0xp

(Normal Shirt): I ****ing HATE Coyle.

VirieSquichie
11-27-2007, 05:40 PM
I'd have to say, I'm tempted to give my wife a T-shirt for Christmas that proclaims her to be a "wiDDO" ...

Wizzly_Bear
11-27-2007, 06:22 PM
btw, just gotta say, love these kinds of threads. very nice to come to the forums and get a laugh instead of some of the more usual fare. and ive had a great time reading everyone's posts, thanks all :D

<shirt for wife of ddo player>
i lost my husband and got this shirt....thanks ddo! woot!

<shirt for husband of ddo player>
my wife gets all her nagging done in stormreach, thanks ddo! woot!

for the oots fans :D
im a sexy shoeless god of war!

go team cleric!


<cleric>
will heal for xp

drink a pot and stop whining

its not my fault youre diseased, held, and poisoned. this could have all been avoided had you been a wf

i heal robots
(i wanted to do another one, exactly the same, except a strike through heal, but i dont know how to do strikes. any1?)

cleric: i am the almighty healyouall maximus and i can cure all ills
tank: .......then why am i dead?
cleric: ......my gods arent powerful enough to allow me to heal through walls, sorry

currently researching the epic spell "remove stupidity"

i HARM things
especially things that move

<bard>
there was this one time, at band camp...

love me. LOVE me. LOVE ME!

im a jill of all trades

im a jack of all trades

party leader: now, just need a cleric
bard: i can heal, i can heal, i can heal, i can heal, i can heal, i can heal
barbarian in quest: HJEEL MWE!
bard: dude, im not a cleric

<barbarian>
bar bar bar, bar barian, bar bar bar, bar barian

barb: i can write my name :D
wiz: yeah, ok, thats nice
barb: i can write my name :)
wiz: thats.....special
barb: i can write my name in your blood :mad:
wiz: heres a pen, lemme see your name buddy

im grumpy

i like fluffy bunnies

Ballex
11-27-2007, 06:26 PM
Here's my 2 copper

I am the Kobolds' New Ringleader

Will kill for XP!

Meet Me at the Dinghy!

I have Garrison's Pack!

How much XP are you?

I MUST Free Arlos!
Ballex

Blind_Skwerl
11-27-2007, 09:55 PM
"Wanna help me work off some XP debt?"
"Property of DDO Stormreach"

sirgog
11-27-2007, 10:18 PM
The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery


LOL...


HATE that quest with a passion for that reason

Big_Russ
11-27-2007, 11:02 PM
Rangers. Giving you the virtual wood since 2006.

Healer Friendly.

I've turned in 20 of each relic and got the armor for it. Now what?

TheDoctor
11-27-2007, 11:08 PM
Front " regnaD laeR - ODD "
(why - cause you can read it in the mirror.)

Back " Look me up in 2020 I'm busy !!"

phinius
11-28-2007, 12:13 AM
A picture of a human stuck to the side of a bookcase about 12 inches off the ground by multiple daggers, knives, arrows, quarrels, bolts and hand axes through every loose area of every piece of clothing. His eyes point in opposite directions, he has been gagged, his hands have mittens and the front of his tunic reads 'I R Coyle.'

A picture of a halfling dragging a greatsword with great effort with a couple of kobolds laughing hysterically in the background.

A picture of 2 hobgoblins standing just outside the edge of a slightly luminous green cloud of gas around a campfire at night. One says to the other, 'He is invisible and has crawled between 2 rocks at the bottom of the ravine on the other side of that hill at the other end of this clearing.'

A picture of a soulstone in the middle of short and narrow passageway. The caption reads, 'You suffer 125 points of damage from falling.'

A picutre of a winded and very tired fighter walking up to a wizard. The wizard is shrugging his shoulders while saying, 'When I held him he was right here.'

A picture of a group of monsters with cool red circles hovering above their heads and a ranger thinking to himself, 'I wonder how quickly I can hit all those targets.'

Two adventurers standing in a dungeon and one says, 'Now there is something you see everyday. Slimes and spiders living in harmony with all the other creatures.'

A picture of a rogue kneeking down in front of a control box and in the background there are several soulstones visible in the midst of a fiery torrent from hell. The caption reads, 'They never listen.'

A picture of a tavern with several tables occupied by many different adventurers. At each table there is an argument raging. Each person is saying, 'No, no, no. I got more kills than you!'

Gypsy_Mouse
11-28-2007, 12:33 AM
I raise dead people. (for a cleric obviously, I've seen it elsewhere but I'd like a DDO version)

Me hurt, but me healin'!



Kobolds never forget! Kobolds will always hate you!


Barbarians are all the rage!

semoa
11-28-2007, 04:36 AM
"My cleric girlfriend said she'd leave if I rolled another WF..." <Front>
"I'm gonna miss her" <Back>

Hvymetal
11-28-2007, 04:36 AM
"You can't leave until you free Arlos"

Duplicate_18
11-28-2007, 04:45 AM
All your ham are belong to Kargon.

Go Elite or Go Home

+1 Greatclub of Greater Penetration (RR:Human, ML18)
VVVVVVVVVVVVVV



And that is all I have this early.

Paladin20
11-28-2007, 07:51 AM
<Picture of Velah spitting an epic Fireball>
Caption: "Ignorant children!"

(this one i stole from phinius =p) --> "DDO: Dungeons, Dragons, and Oozes"

"What happens in Threnal, Stays in Threnal"

"DDO Mobs: Exceeding the rules of the game one at a time" :p

Front: "You attempt to save versus Beholder's Finger of Death"
Back: "You roll a 1: Save Failure!"
"You were killed by something."

<Cleric Icon centered on front>
Dialogue boxes popping all around icon: "Can I have DVs? Can I have DVs? Can I have DVs? Can I have DVs?"

Dragon: 100x
Titan: 75x
Demon Queen: 50x
Stormreaver: 250x
Abbot: Yeah Right!

"Man I really don't feel like pulling those hard rods from the chest..."

<Chinese Flag>: You buy? You buy?
<Indonesian Flag>: 1,000,000 pp!
<Malaysian Flag>: No? Ok, I do deal: 500k pp!

+5 Mithral FP: 20,000,000 gp @ AH
+5 Mithral Tower Shield: 8,000,000 gp @ AH
Protection +5 Ring: 10,000,000 gp @ AH
Chaosgarde: 3,000,000 gp @ AH
Chattering Ring: 40 Titan Runs
55 AC: Priceless
There are only so many things your broke a$$ can buy, for everything else there's <you know that website!>

<Batman Symbol>
"Ftr 10/Pal 2/Rog 2"

"You aren't a playa' until you join the 1750 club"

Front: DDO logo on upper left
Back: "Str ___
Dex ___
Con ___
Int ___
Wis ___
Cha ___"
(((boxes where you can fill in your own numbers with a marker =D)))


anyways, i might come up with more later!

growf
11-28-2007, 09:03 AM
(back)
I am a Trapfinder.
If you see me running,
try to keep up.

Giacomo
11-28-2007, 09:14 AM
Wheres the Halfling?

Look under the Warforged!

Berryman
11-28-2007, 01:18 PM
Have you heard of that really good WF cleric? Back: Ya me either.

Roll a d100 to see who gets healed first.

I survived Berryman's Cleric raid.

Healing? Whats that? Back: Battle Cleric.

30 8 24 8 20 6, Thats right Battle Cleric.

I lived through the downtime of 11-26-07.

10 28 22 10 30 8, Thats right Evasion Cleric sucka.

I burned through 43 Heal scrolls for this end reward!?

Free Chicken and Beer. Back: Talk to Berryman

214 Pit runs and still no Muckdoom!

I played for 8 hours to die like that!?

Young, Dumb, and full of faith.

Ever hear of the cleric that tried to solo the Vampire at lvl 10?? Back: Yeah, Berryman is dumb.

Permadeath:

Psst. Push the Dwarf in the trap and I'll split 1/2 the booty with you.

Yeah Rogues like it from behind.

(combat): You roll to save verse Life. You roll a 1 Save Failure.

Bogenbroom
11-28-2007, 02:00 PM
Why is this scorpion following me around like a puppy?

DDO: Where they say, "Why travel when you can kill yourself and get their faster."

No, bring ME the head of Ghola Fan!

DDO: What is so great about the real world?

I fear not dragons, or trolls, or giants!
I fear not vampires, or wraiths, or mummies!
I fear not golems, or mephits, or ogres!
But I fear small blobs of ooze.

"No good! The door is still stuck!"

Heladron
11-28-2007, 02:37 PM
Back of Shirt: If you can read this my armor got eaten by a rust monster!

BigBadBarry
11-28-2007, 03:25 PM
First of all thanks to everyone who contributed to this thread for making it Thread of the Week.

In good news, Jerry and the crew from DDOCast have volunteered to decide on the best DDO T-Shirts in their Top 10 segment so be sure to listen in to DDOCast to hear which ones they think are worthy Top 10 Tee's. I'd say there is still at least a day or two before they start to sort through em so keep posting...

You can find the excellent weekly podcast at www.ddocast.com

BBB

GuitarHero
11-28-2007, 03:40 PM
I'm with
waggro
------>

jimtheslim
11-28-2007, 03:55 PM
"It's better to loot then die then never loot at all."

"Wife aggro....gimme an anniversary dinner and ill be back."

marcosoneghett
11-28-2007, 04:11 PM
For a Wizard / Sorcerer:

"Have DV's?"

For a good drinker:

"After all that Ghallanda Distilade give me a Greater Restoration tomorrow."

For a Tank:

"My other weapon is also a vorpal"

marcosoneghett
11-28-2007, 04:16 PM
And for last, but not least, the slogan of the week:

DOWNTIME HAPPENS!!!!!!!

Judo
11-28-2007, 04:40 PM
What? You think i sailed to the Wavecrest yesterday?

moorewr
11-28-2007, 05:07 PM
My vote is still for "FREE ARLOS!"

Along with a nice picture of a Kobold. :)

leafman343
11-28-2007, 05:25 PM
front: (picture of a warforged party running screaming)
back: (picture of a rust monster laughing)

Brutous
11-28-2007, 06:37 PM
(back)
I am a Trapfinder.
If you see me running,
try to keep up.

Excellent.

Grond
11-29-2007, 01:34 AM
"You have slain many kobolds"

hannika
11-29-2007, 03:00 AM
wow i read all 7 pages of that. a lot were really lame as actual tshirt slogans, but a lot were really funny too. a few would make great shirts :D this is my vote for top 10 ...er 11.

"Free Arlos!!!"
"yark"
"can i have your stuff?"
"haste means go"
"I'm AFK"
"Incap"
"Otto's Irresistible Pants"
"/dance"
"How many wars could a warforged forge if a warforge could forge wars?"
"Festivus 2006"
"lagTASTIC"

buckler
11-29-2007, 03:11 AM
"Can't see the kobold?"
"Then you may be seconds away from death!"

"EEK, Killer kobolds run for your life!"

"Thats not a Sword thats a butter knife!"

Trivilus
11-29-2007, 07:48 AM
Had a few real quotes from my guild mates that would make this list IMO only:) can agree or disagree:

"I only fail a save against him if i roll a 1" (which is immediately followed by a @%*# I rolled a 1. )

"Where is the entrance to that again"

"We just did this on Elite without a cleric, we can do it in 20 minutes"

"So who knows what to do for this quest?"

"I think we pull this lever"

"I only fail trap rolls on a 1" (BOOM!!)

"Did anyone pick up the (insert important piece of any quest here)"

"OH @#*% I forgot to stock up on spell components"

"Which house is that in again?"

I'll try and remember more later if these dont get flamed too badly:)

Siluss
11-29-2007, 08:43 AM
Velah is SOOOOO STUPID!!!

Shirts available in any size.
Insert name of creature wanted.
Allow 4-6 weeks for delivery.

or

Bards Rock!!!!

Someone offered me a copper for my thaughts.....I had to put my two coppers worth in.....<------FRONT
Somebody's making a copper and it's not me.<----BACK

Ancient dwarven saying:
You get a lot further in Stormreach with a kind word and a Great Axe, than with just a kind word.

Drop group....your guild brothers need you.

Girlfriend said it was her or DDO<----FRONT
Sure gonna miss her............OK, not really. What quest we doing?<-----BACK

Proud member of the DDO sleep deprivation society. Getting only 4hrs of sleep or less each night since February 2006.

I HAD real life friends before DDO.<----FRONT
Bah!!! Who needs them?<---BACK

Work all day.....DDO all night.

Give me DDO or give me death.

On the 8th day Turbine created DDO.

Restore Please?

Paralizing Longbow of Pure Good-----150k plat on AH
Ghost Touched Scimitar of Dispruption--------400k plat on AH
Smiting Scimitar-------300k plat on AH
+2 Vorpal Bastard Sword-------Accidentally posted with a 5k plat buyout.........Priceless

All I could come up with on the fly. Thanks for the great thread idea. Was a fun read.
Siluss

aldan
11-29-2007, 10:11 AM
Deezafrabadoo ( whatever that kobald says in stormcleave at beginning.)

Haste schmaste, i got your haste!

My sword is huge!

LadyGretchen
11-29-2007, 11:59 AM
Ranger:
Go ahead and run, you'll just die tired!

Digitalblack
11-29-2007, 01:07 PM
Paladins : Carrying your soulstone since 2006

Yvonne_Blacksword
11-29-2007, 01:38 PM
DDO
The other WOW meat.

I am kidding!

growf
11-29-2007, 01:39 PM
"Tip #197: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the +5 Shock Heavy Repeating Crossbow."

"Don't hate me just because I have a 34 CHA!"

"Kobold. The OTHER other white meat."

Mearamar
11-29-2007, 01:44 PM
Rogues like doing it from the back!!

It's not the size of the sword.. It's the DPS that matters..

Killer_Kockroach
11-29-2007, 03:56 PM
Some of these are not mine, but they go with it, and sorry, didn't take the time to quote you all.

Druids do it with Nature
Fighters do it with Feat
Bards do it to the Beat
Sorcerers do it more than Wizards, but not in as many ways
Rogues do it from Behind
Clerics should get paid to do it
Barbarians do it in a Rage
Rogues do it in Hiding
Palidans do it with there hands

Humans do it better but shorter
Halflings do it under you
Drow do it in the Dark
Warforged do it with Fortification
Elves do it without sleeping
Dwarves do it in their armor

Dex Fighters do it with Finesse
Arcane Casters do it with Greater Penetration

Denethen_Longstaff
11-29-2007, 04:04 PM
Reminds of a few shirts I saw at Gencon.

Pictures of a Long Sword, Short Sword and a Dagger:
One way or another, someone is going to get stabbed!

A variation of one mentioned earlier:
Fireball. When you absolutley need to kill every mother ...... in the room!

My entries:
I am the Warforged Mother ...... Titan, B....! Your weapons cannot harm me!

Warforge! Got DR?

If you can't PVP, Fascinate!

I want to ransack Merlask's/Tolero's chest.

legonares
11-29-2007, 04:35 PM
Snick-Snack went the vorpal blade, killing you instantly

Killer_Kockroach
11-29-2007, 04:36 PM
Dungeons and Dragons Online

D&D for the FPSers

KoboldKiller
11-29-2007, 04:44 PM
DDO.......It's not your dad's D&D

Kobolds?.....We don't need no stinking Kobolds.

If you can't stand the heat, stay away from Velah.

Kettricken_Nightwie
11-29-2007, 05:09 PM
Will saves are for ugly people.

houxer1
11-29-2007, 05:10 PM
"rogue looking at party wipe says....Was i supposed to disarm that?"

"who says i'm a loot *****?(while taking everything in sight)"

+5 docent RR: halfing

nbhs275
11-29-2007, 05:29 PM
Finger of Death: Your only ever 1 failed save from death

Teammates: Incase you die

Liquid Cleric<With a huge mound of potions underneath>

Charisma: God made it your dump stat

Intelligeants: Who needs it?

Old dwarven proverb: The taller they are, the easier it is to hit them in the balls.

Dwarven Women: The reason dwarven men drink.

Aesop
11-29-2007, 06:39 PM
I think for intelligence it should be


Intelligence: If we had any would we really attack this?
http://www.fischart.com/assets/art/artwork/Games/d20/beholder.jpg

or this

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Cavern/9501/stream.html

CDG
11-29-2007, 08:55 PM
Proud member of the DDO sleep deprivation society. Getting only 4hrs of sleep or less each night since February 2006.

Siluss

Gold!!!, that made me spit coffee across my works Computer :o

Ishturi
11-29-2007, 09:16 PM
"Giving people the finger since Mod 5."

"Got Tasty Ham?"

"Otto says: DANCE FOR ME MONKEEEEE!"

"Your face almost made me fail a fear save!"

"This pink shirt is actually a +5 Docent."

that's all I have for now.

Shredder
11-30-2007, 12:54 AM
"I Roll 5 On A D4"
"Got Group?"
"Will Group For Ham"
"Only Cool People Go On The Low Road"
"Yeah, I Do Like Bubbling Brown Froth!"
"Got Cleric?"
"My Sarcasm Causes -15 Charisma..."
"I Can See You Suffer From -30 Intelligence!"
"Constructs Get All The Girls"

buckler
11-30-2007, 02:41 AM
"Live by the sword, Die by the sword"

"Nothing beats fire wall fried kobold"

cryptic
11-30-2007, 08:25 AM
<front> Rogues
(3 medium pics)
rogue in sneak gathering soul stones / rogue casting rez from scroll / rogue disarming a trap

<back>saving groups from party wipes since May06

xope
11-30-2007, 08:30 PM
make sure it is written upside down for dwarfs and warforged only " If u can read this flip me over and put a Ale by me"
" I was bought at a pawn shop but im already broken in"
" I took the transporter to Uber land don't you wanna ride it"
" you should try enchanted energy tonic"
" Did you get greased yet"
"i leak you"
" my docent hole is only stuffed with my thoughts of you"
" You look like you need something... Take 2 of these and call me in the morning"
" Im so leet i have 30 bloodstones I looted um from just 2 chests"
"DNDOBI it means Dungeon and dragons offical bikini inspector"
"Omg check it out its r2d2 over there .. oh he got hit by a warforge oh well"
for Wf wizards only" im a chick magnet i make myself magnitized"
" all those other Wf use lubricate i use un lubricated

Undercover_genius
12-01-2007, 05:04 PM
"You fingered what?!"

(For fighter) "Hey Mr. Wizard, can I have some crack?"

(For all the evil cultists and priests) "LFM"

<front> "Infestation?"
<back> "Call a Stormreach adventurer!
Cleaning sewers since May '06"

Amalthius_Di_Veluna
12-01-2007, 05:18 PM
"Murphy was a Dungeon Master"
"No! Don't pull that...click... RAAHR!!!"
"Please stop rezzing me in the lava"
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but vorpal blades behead me."
"The loot stank, but at least we died a lot:)"
"I'm only half halfling...does that make me a three quarterling?"
"I have a Wand of Wonder and I'm NOT afraid to use it."
"Will someone get this gnoll off my leg?"
"Kobolds...breakfast of champions"
"...well maybe you shouldn't have named your cleric Cantheal Forshucks."
"Dwarves delve deeper"
Instructions etched on greataxe, "swing right, swing left, repeat".
"Bards ... the original Guitar Heroes"

Shredder
12-03-2007, 12:26 AM
things i actually said over my mic in-game as ideas for this thread lol...

"Official Chest Inspector" (picture of a chest and some sort of attractive female character sitting on it)
"Thank God For Clerics!" (Red Cross Symbol)


i might actually make some of these (meaning some of your ideas as well) with permission of course but i like all these ideas i see and i know you hardcore fans would wear em :D

death_smurf
12-03-2007, 12:50 AM
"yeah our servers are down... SO WHAT! one more complaint and we blow the servers up and you can all play WOW"

woodspider
12-03-2007, 09:30 AM
Shop smart, Shop Qwijy Mart!

Welcome to M.A.C., Please check your XP at the door.(picture of a party wipe at the Titan on the back)

Calim_Russale
12-03-2007, 09:49 AM
"When the DDO severs merged the Sarlonians called us Adarians refugees, thruth is we Invaded!"
<front>"how many gm's does it take to screw in a light bulb?"<back>"GM's don't do light bulbs, or any other common problem" lol Just a joke don't ban me! :P

UtherSRG
12-03-2007, 10:29 AM
"I'm killin' kobolds ya daft wench! What does it look like I'm doin'?

scoti2
12-03-2007, 06:15 PM
This shirt is made from real WOW toon hides.

CDG
12-03-2007, 08:36 PM
"Live by the sword, Die by the sword"



Thats OK I live by the Drugstore......

Gluegun
12-03-2007, 11:43 PM
DDO Widow :-(

DDO Widow Maker :-)

Wizards have BIG Wands and Burning Hands!

Kiss My Axe!

Kiss My Magic Wand!

Kiss my Dwarf!

Calling me a Grumpy Dwarf doesn't make me Happy!

Fantasy Worlds are filled with Sexy Women!

Real Life Ogre but DDO Sexy Elf.

I break boxes and peek in chests!

Asirin
12-04-2007, 12:00 AM
Addicted to C.R.A.C.K.(front)

(back)
Constantly
Racing
Along
Cuddling
Kobolds

Shredder
12-04-2007, 01:32 AM
This shirt is made from real WOW toon hides.

hahahhaa pwnage....but really tho i know so many WoW converts its ridiculous! DDO = Pwnage!

anyways heres my 2 cents:

"I Quest For Chests!"
"Got Potion Of Cure Wounds?"
"Got Cleric?"
"This Shirt Gives +3 Charisma"
"This Body Is +10 Sexy"

Chronidus
12-04-2007, 06:11 AM
DDO: The only place you can inbed an great axe in someones head and not get sent to jail
DDO: *Arrow pointing down* Wanna See my wand, its +8 =) and its allllllllll natural
DDO: These chests look too easy to unlock =D
DDO: Roll D20, now take 3 spaces back, roll 2 d20's, now step back 3 spaces to the left, you are now an idiot =D
DDO: Docents arent the best protection, they are the only protection = D
DDO: The only place you can have a redneck cleric, a barbarian welshman and a canadian paladin
DDO: Dont worry baby, ive greased it up =D
DDO: *picture of barbarians greataxe imbeded in dragon's skull* Now tell me do you really wanna **** with me
DDO: The only game out there with halflings yet no "master frodo"
DDO: The only place you can do and sleep in lava and not disintergrate
DDO: Where even dwarves get some =D
DDO: Who needs sex when you have DDO candy canes?
DDO: Live by the sword, die by the sword, resurrect in a bar and do it alllll over again

Wizzly_Bear
12-04-2007, 08:33 AM
lovin the funnies all. just gotta say, great job all, but especially...


This shirt is made from real WOW toon hides.

rotflmao! two thumbs up :D

buzzter
12-04-2007, 08:41 AM
" ah sh*&#37;....gotta log...wife agro"

Zeusknight
12-05-2007, 02:06 PM
Don't know if anyone has done this one yet but

"I rolled a 1 on my reality check."

Borrigain
12-05-2007, 02:23 PM
black T-shirt:

front:

DDO Stormreach
(pic of dwarf laying on back and other toons /laughing )

Back:
(in big white block letters)

Got Grease?

borr.

Edit:

girl's Tshirt

front:
"You have ransacked this chest too often"
back:
Dungeons and Dragons Online: Stormreach
(DDO logo)

Gratch
12-06-2007, 01:55 PM
Dunno if anyone's played with it, but you can design your own "special text" on shirts at Zazzle.

Here's one my wife did after I showed her this thread:

http://www.zazzle.com/yakko42/product/235820274129515921

She also did another one on that site in response to a 3 hour PUG'ed Titan run that started just before bed time... :(

anatak
12-07-2007, 07:08 PM
front: "I was engaged once..." Back: "but I made my saving throw."

a picture of a Paladin with text over him, "What seems to be the problem ma'am?"

"If you can read this, I forgot to put my armor on... please tell me."

"Let's do it elite... I need the favor."

"DDO...OCD... ODD?"

"Real life... an unpleasant diversion from DDO."

"It's a CR what?!?!"

"Come on, we're all level 14's... What could possibly go wrong?"

arcanehealer
01-04-2008, 06:56 PM
front: the haste symbol
back: if you have read this whole shirt then you are 50 yards behind the party unhasted

kengsxr
01-04-2008, 07:15 PM
front--Who let the (ko)balds out
Back -- yark yark yark

NickD44
01-04-2008, 07:17 PM
Got PoP?

Vizzini
01-04-2008, 07:20 PM
Awesome!



Whatever you do, don't break THAT barrel.

Petro
01-04-2008, 07:49 PM
http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/people/fun63.jpg

Tyrande
01-04-2008, 08:18 PM
"Fighter: I have been chasing claws and fingers all day and night and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."

"Sorceress: I don't have the balls." (loaded for Reaver)

"Master Kai-Teng: Taste my Vorpal greatsword of Destruction!"

"Wizard: Taste my power with max empowered Disintegrate!" Back: "OOPS, OOM, any DVs left?"

"Cleric: OOM, on scrolls and wands now." Back: "Fighter: got restoration?"

salmag
01-04-2008, 08:21 PM
"I'll go solo if I have to,
But it's more fun in a group."

"EAT MOR KOBAL!"

*holds Potion of Rage*
"Don't make me open this!"

"Nothing like some ROAST BOAR SHANK this early in the day..."

*Picture of Dwarf Female*
"Big girls need love too!"

"Bring back thongs"

sirgog
01-04-2008, 11:15 PM
"Free Arlos!!!"

Saw someone wearing one in Sydney today.

"My other shirt is Mithril".

arcanehealer
01-05-2008, 09:03 PM
don,t go tasty ham go kargon's tasy ham

Zandorph
01-06-2008, 12:45 AM
Tasty Ham

vvvvvvv



Rogues hit it in the Rear




I Rescued Arlos and all I got was this Lousy +1 T-Shirt




Hey Baby, Want to jump on my Chaos Balls?




DDO: aggroing wives since may 2006



10 Raise Scrolls: 20kpp
20 Firewall Scrolls: 30kpp
30 Heal Scrolls: 50kpp
The only member left alive grabbing all stones and jumping into lava: priceless

Dante99
01-06-2008, 01:28 AM
<pic of tank shrugging>
"What are these shrines you speak of?"

Fighters: The New Rogues

Kobolds no forget, Kobolds hate you forever

Will DV for Haste

Lets TOR it up

Gerald Goodblades is a LIAR!!!!!

<pic of a dwarf grabbing an elf by the shirt>
"Don't go into the Jungles of Khyber man!!! Its a trap!!!"

arcanehealer
03-26-2008, 06:00 PM
it hasnt beenm posted on for sooo long so i will bring it back up
Im just in it for the chests

ThrasherGT
03-26-2008, 06:10 PM
Front: Im <Rolls D20>

Back: Very pleased to meet You!
Thank You, Gary!
R.I.P Gary Gygax
DnD Forever!

Bamf
03-26-2008, 06:28 PM
Saw someone wearing one in Sydney today.

"My other shirt is Mithril".

My Dad owns one of these shirts

I tried to talk him into buying a real chain mail t shirt to go with it :)

deadmanet
03-26-2008, 06:32 PM
thanks guys...this thread made my day, and i couldnt even go past the 2nd page i was laughing so hard....will read rest later
when the wife wakes up, then might just put down a few of my own.

totw ftw! i say

Grimdiegn
03-26-2008, 06:53 PM
I like "Jesus Saves.....and takes half damage!"

It's Jesus saves.... and takes no damage because he has evasion. ;)

My personal favorite is "I brake for haste".

deadmanet
03-26-2008, 08:36 PM
But, i finally made it thru them all...and i just had to add one that one of my guildmates said during a conversation about
farming ingredients in the shroud.

"You don't need completion to get the chests!" (Thanks for the lols Nessa!)

Grayleaf
03-26-2008, 09:58 PM
''I can't heal you around corners!''

''Can I get a song?''

''Wait, I am still DLing''

''I HATE JUMPS''

''Lag...''

''Gotta go gang...Wife Aggro.''

''Anyone in group a Toaster?''

nbhs275
03-26-2008, 10:41 PM
Finger of Death: Right between ring and index

Only a monk can wear sandals and look scary at the same time

"im a barbarian"
<back> for gods sake heal me!

Hambo
03-26-2008, 11:51 PM
Check this one out:

http://www.cafepress.com/jaenne.95332311

Mistinarperadnacles
03-27-2008, 02:17 AM
My offering:

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/6049/57122858dj1.jpg

MrWizard
03-27-2008, 06:15 AM
Mine-

Loot First! Ask Questions Later!

Somebody pulled a Vorpal and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt

My halfling beat up your halfling

1's Happen

My other girlfriend is a 20

Have you ever seen a Monk wildly *** by three teenage girls? No monastery for me.
(from the movie stripes)

kamimitsu
03-27-2008, 06:31 AM
"Don't forget to talk to Bruku."
"Don't forget to talk to Ungurz."

"***, I didn't have the quest!"
Derek, Hargo, Hargo, Delera = Thrall of the Necromancer

AFK 2 mins, wife aggro.

/death = poor man's teleport

"I forgot we had a rogue!"

Extar
03-27-2008, 08:18 AM
Can't take credit for this one...

Live by the sword
Live a good long time.

walsh
03-27-2008, 10:24 AM
i cant remeber who said this in a ts run a long time ago but

Feel the rath of my stinking cloud!!

Kalari
03-27-2008, 12:04 PM
The women of DDO..

Now with a 30/70 female voice ratio


DDO chick-Yes Im real no you still cant touch em

Got an oops while teleporting dont look up!

Laying the smackdown in pink armor

No Zergs allowed

I put the Noob in Noobage

Will heal for plat

Squishy on board

100% Mom aggro

Bring world peace flay..er hug a kobold

DDO..because its better then doing housework

I make tasty hams tastier

I got hit with a blind invite; Now im stuck with him/her for life

Want fun/Tip over a dwarf in full plate

Got components?

I multiclass to soothe my split personalities

Palidin by day..Necromancing vixxen at night

I suffer from Rageaholism

You got powed by a girl

Does this armor make my butt look big?

WF friendly caster onboard

DDO turns Geeks to Leets

Warning heavy breather on voice chat

Horrorscope
03-27-2008, 12:42 PM
"Another family filing for divorce... DDO."

"Harley Davidson - Stormreach"

"No, Durk Diggler really has a secret!"

I did like the: "My other shirt is +2 Mithral" one.

Bekki
03-27-2008, 01:09 PM
can you say...Necro...

Here is some Diologue from the comic strip "Get Fuzzy".
between An owner (Rob Wilco): and his cat, (Bucky).

Bucky: "you literally could not be a bigger geek if you had a
dungeonmasters guide in your Hand."

Rob: Which edition? Because those new ones are Sweet!"

Bucky:"I do NOT stand corrected."

Rob: "I mean; Like My Charisma is like, Eighteen Double-Zero!"

Borrigain
03-27-2008, 01:11 PM
"Some say the pen is mightier than the sword.....

I say F*** the pen, cuz you can DIE by the Sword!"

~ Dungeons & Dragons Online.


:D
Borr.

Edit: Yeah, yeah, it's a Tom Arya quote, but it still fits :)

Manling
03-27-2008, 02:00 PM
One large bone! Who wants two funk?


leadbelly

MissErres
03-27-2008, 02:08 PM
front
"when is it time to smack a halfling"

back
"when he tells u your hair smells nice"

Soooo funny!

My 2 cents... Not mine originally, but can't remember where it came from...

I went outside once. The graphics weren't that great.

DragonKiller
03-27-2008, 04:26 PM
Excuse me while I go solo the Queen

Loot Wh0re and proud of it

Does anyone have any level 3 spell components?

Yea though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil: for I have a Greater Evil Outsider Bane Greataxe


Yea... Ok... so I don't make my living writing slogans :p

Tarrasque
03-27-2008, 08:32 PM
Lot's of good stuff here. I think I read them all, sorry if I repeat one; but here a few ideas from me:

"I'm not a woman, I just play one in DDO."

How about just a large closeup of the torso of a kobold shaman in the middle of a Melf's animation (optionally with the caption:MELF)?

"I lack the conviction to turn some enemies."

"OLD SULLY'S", with an Old Sully's logo, whatever that is.

This has been mentioned, but my take on it -- "I'm the guy with the +5 Shock Heavy Repeating Crossbow" (without the Tip # and with "I'm" italicized.

... but my favorite so far is "Free Arlos!!!" (maybe take off the exclamation points and make it look like a political slogan, to be more tongue in cheek)

MrWizard
03-28-2008, 09:07 AM
this thread should bive someone the impetus to just start a tshirt business....lol

Brutous
03-28-2008, 10:38 AM
http://www.jinx.com/other_swag/stickers/video_games/the_cake_is_a_lie.html?catid=81

peryton99
03-28-2008, 01:20 PM
"I have a +5 Great Sword, need to hold it with two hands."
"Its a B#$tch comming off Haste"
"Otto's Disco Ball, Keeps everybody dancing"
"wwwwssaadddddwww"
"I survived The Tempest Road"
On front "TRAP!" On back "FOUND IT!"

Thailand_Dan
04-15-2008, 08:43 PM
Warforged: Recommended by 5 out of 5 Rust Monsters

Forget Sanchez, Ever tried a Dirty Kobold?

Kistilan
04-15-2008, 10:20 PM
"I'll play with your dwarf while your girlfriend is afk."

DoctorWhofan
04-15-2008, 11:24 PM
My favourite so far is "Free Arlos" then on theback of the shirt put "and gather your party safely..." not exact words but still...


For me I think Print COYLE on a shirt with a huge flaming X accoss it. Thank you Thernal.

also:

I love Leather Underoos!
DDO: making the world safer one kobold at a time.
DDO is not MMO perfection, but I can see the word from Stormreach.

And personally for me: yes, I AM the Goddess, NOT QUEEN of Tempest's Spine!

BigBadBarry
02-01-2009, 04:00 PM
Would like to keep this one...it did win a Thread of the Week afterall.

Aesop
02-01-2009, 09:29 PM
Would like to keep this one...it did win a Thread of the Week afterall.

I killed Harry and Sally and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

KoboldKiller
02-01-2009, 10:18 PM
If you want a true representation of DDO then go with these.


"DDO-It's where powergamers go to play."

"DDO-Been there done that."

"DDO-Where new MODs go to die in a day."

"DDO-Grind,grind,grind,grind."

Cadaia
02-01-2009, 10:45 PM
I killed Harry and Sally and all I got was this stupid t-shirt
Very cute.

jdawg70
02-01-2009, 11:42 PM
SHATFOOP forever!

Brutous
02-02-2009, 10:21 AM
DDO <Front>
It's not WoW <Back>


I sure hope you got waterproof boots.....
Why?
We are going to farm Muckbanes.....

baylensman
02-02-2009, 10:59 AM
"kobolds the other yellow meat"

"digital D20 the choice of a new generation"

"DDO what WoW wants to be.."

"I killed a Giant and a Dragon before breakfast...
and you thought the ARMY was tough...."

"Does this Mithiral full plate make my butt look big?"

"Beans for dinner...I'm now a +5 heavy repeater"

"if you can read this shirt...the servers are down"

"I wish my Significant other went down as often as the DDO server"

" VIOLET SLIME its a armour polish"

"my level 9 is hotter than your level 9"

"Gamers do it for fun...."

Xiloscient
02-02-2009, 11:17 AM
"Gather for CRACK"

"Cant leave... Must... free... ARLOS!!!!!!"

"Friends dont let Friends play Solo" - Premadeath Creed

" AFK 3 days hold my spot "

" < Insert boring quest here> We have real women in the group!!! "

" /ZERG "

Invalid_50
02-02-2009, 01:18 PM
"Know your way n00b"

Deadz
02-02-2009, 01:27 PM
yeah that's a good one.

Reverand
02-02-2009, 02:36 PM
"Incaped.... but stable.

Tummada
02-02-2009, 02:56 PM
"All my SH*TS Broke"
"I lost my ass on the AH"
"STOP! or i'll sick my Barb on you"
"Look at that repair bill"
"Damn it's locked!!"
"can anyone pick locks!!!"

Pwesiela
02-02-2009, 03:36 PM
Back: I zerg. Deal with it.


Rangers do it in the wild.
Rangers do it from afar.
Rangers do it with double the weapons.

Feeblemind I can heal. Stupid, I won't.

You seen my animal companion? (familiar)

My other car is a holy steed.

I killed the rednamed and all I got was this +1 rusted chainshirt.

Tempest Spine: Where goddesses live.

Come, let us write our destinies in blood.

Hambo
02-03-2009, 08:55 AM
I killed Harry and Sally and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

This put an image into my head of a DDO version of a specific scene from "When Harry met Sally"...

'nuff said :D:eek::D

mons
02-25-2009, 10:45 PM
Got Mod 9?

Hawksen
02-27-2009, 03:12 PM
Rogues do it from behind.

PentegarnDarras
03-17-2009, 08:27 AM
http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/4747/motivator2ku7.jpg

MakubeC
09-12-2009, 08:53 PM
Front: "Picking locks since 2004"
Back: "DDO"

Front:"Have you seen the tavern?"
Back: "DDO"

"Hi...What's your build?

Front: "Dual-wielding since 2004"
Back: "DDO"

"I was a Sahuagin" XD

:)

nbhs275
09-12-2009, 09:20 PM
"kobolds the other yellow meat"

"digital D20 the choice of a new generation"

"DDO what WoW wants to be.."

"I killed a Giant and a Dragon before breakfast...
and you thought the ARMY was tough...."

"Does this Mithiral full plate make my butt look big?"

"Beans for dinner...I'm now a +5 heavy repeater"

"if you can read this shirt...the servers are down"

"I wish my Significant other went down as often as the DDO server"

" VIOLET SLIME its a armour polish"

"my level 9 is hotter than your level 9"

"Gamers do it for fun...."


what wow wants to be? less profitable and financially weak? im sorry, i have trouble seeing wow being envious of DDO...seeing wow is nearly as popular as boobs currently.

Lehrman
09-12-2009, 09:28 PM
Soap...$2
Shampoo...$3
Towel...$10
Your ISP crashing so that you can wash off the gamer stench...priceless.



Zerg free or die!

Elvejon
09-27-2009, 02:50 PM
"The smell of sewage permates the air around you"

nbhs275
09-29-2009, 12:06 PM
"DDO: Now as "Free" as sex on the first date"

MarcusCole
10-12-2009, 01:20 AM
"Heal The Dogs!!!"

crazy7381
10-02-2010, 05:19 PM
"Roll for a date...Natural 20 when should I invite you to my guild"

crazy7381
10-02-2010, 05:26 PM
"Im a 18/2 barb/rogue and 100% your match"

Khanyth
11-15-2010, 09:28 AM
Share Please?

dogonovo
11-15-2010, 10:24 AM
"May the Silver Flame guide you... 'Cuz sure as hell I can't"

Evil_Betty1
11-20-2010, 03:28 PM
"My Level 20 Paladin can kick your honor roll students arse"
"

Kronos_EXE
12-05-2010, 01:33 PM
My Firewall brings all the aggro to the bard.

Druggo
12-30-2010, 04:42 PM
/trade WTB Helmet Polish