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Monroid
12-30-2010, 06:10 PM
My Firewall brings all the aggro to the bard.

Oh my GOD! I wish my rep wasn't -15 so I could give you a +1!!

issiana
12-30-2010, 06:21 PM
"Roll for a date...Natural 20 when should I invite you to my guild"

holy necro batman!!!!!!!

does noone check last post dates anymore? this thread died 1 year ago...

or do we have a high powered cleric in our midst casting true resurection ;)
me thinks not....

silvertrit
12-30-2010, 06:57 PM
Its hall of fame, basically its ment to be seen and rememberer. This is one way to do it.

Monroid
12-30-2010, 07:32 PM
holy necro batman!!!!!!!

does noone check last post dates anymore? this thread died 1 year ago...

or do we have a high powered cleric in our midst casting true resurection ;)
me thinks not....

http://i556.photobucket.com/albums/ss8/Monroid/raisethread-1.jpg

Saaluta
12-30-2010, 10:02 PM
Front: DDO (with pic of d20)
Back: That's how I roll

Xenus_Paradox
12-30-2010, 10:19 PM
"I don't HAVE to be careful... I have Improved Evasion!"

BruceTheHoon
10-24-2011, 08:58 PM
http://www.shrani.si/f/12/DY/2OWekY3Z/save-earth-m.png

Hall of Fame threads are immortal!

stretchcore
10-25-2011, 08:04 AM
'BYOH'
'I don't need aliens to zerg'
http://memegenerator.net/cache/instances/400x/10/10633/10888958.jpg

Battlehawke
10-25-2011, 09:50 AM
Still a great thread...

How about:

"I spend countless hours fantasizing about killing things, do you really want to mess with me?"

And on the back:

"In DDO, so I can control the urge"

~sumptingwong
10-30-2011, 05:47 PM
Front: "Kobold never forget Water Works..."
Back: "Kobold still hate you!"

Chai
11-02-2011, 05:22 PM
DDO, based on Dungeons and Dragons, MADE IN WISCONSIN.

- Need to swap spells? - go to a tavern.
- Need to gain mana back? - go to a tavern and drink.
- Need to gain HP back? - eat tavern food.
- PVP? - its in the tavern.
- Went back in time to beat back the devil invasion? - All your allies are holed up in the tavern.
- The evil doers who kidnapped Nat's sister? - holed up in the other tavern.
- Drinking contest against team Beholder. - They are waiting for you in the tavern.
- You died? - The clerics who raise fallen heroes are in the tavern.

Astraghal
11-03-2011, 04:58 AM
DDO, based on Dungeons and Dragons, MADE IN WISCONSIN.

- Need to swap spells? - go to a tavern.
- Need to gain mana back? - go to a tavern and drink.
- Need to gain HP back? - eat tavern food.
- PVP? - its in the tavern.
- Went back in time to beat back the devil invasion? - All your allies are holed up in the tavern.
- The evil doers who kidnapped Nat's sister? - holed up in the other tavern.
- Drinking contest against team Beholder. - They are waiting for you in the tavern.
- You died? - The clerics who raise fallen heroes are in the tavern.

Didn't the Sahuagin try to invade Korthos Village through the basement of the local tavern?

Chai
11-03-2011, 01:33 PM
Didn't the Sahuagin try to invade Korthos Village through the basement of the local tavern?

Indeed, thats how the entire story begins. The airship crash lands, and the entire newbie training quest....you guessed it...leads to the tavern. Then they send you into the basement of the tavern after Drexelhand.

CoasterHops
12-07-2011, 03:47 AM
Heres one:

THE PIT, it's the Pits!

For the Khyberians out there:

I only heal for 10k Plat.

strath
12-18-2011, 09:35 AM
I hadn't read every page of the thread so some may be repeats, but here is my shot. I think I would own most of these :D

"Looking for Ham"

"Give me a good deal, this shirt is +20 to Haggle skill"

Front: "Tee-Shirt of Command" Back "OBEY"

Front "The Devourer will not feast on the souls of the innocent tonight." back: "Not on my watch"

"Grab my soul stone"

"Looking for Loot Drops"

"AFK"

"I roll twenties" (I think I have seen this one)

"My criticals are natural"

Picture of a treasure chest: "Stop staring at my chest"

"I got great booty the last night - DDO.COM"

On a tie die Tee-Shirt "Tee Shirt of Hypnotic Pattern"

A picture of a beholder, you can see a reflection of an attractive all female party in its eye. "Beauties in the Eye of the Beholder"

Jendrak
12-21-2011, 12:26 AM
Considering everything going on right now:

EXPLOITER: it's not just a build anymore


and yes you should have a sense of humor :p

Willibold
12-21-2011, 04:37 AM
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH"

"Runaway,runaway" (thanks Phil Chappell, a mighty dm of yore)

" Choices: save pug or grab loot....."

"Clerics, designed to run slow so that Barbs can zerg ahead and die."

Partydeluxe
12-21-2011, 09:00 AM
A picture of a beholder, you can see a reflection of an attractive all female party in its eye.
"Beauties in the Eye of the Beholder"

Not the first time I've heard it but the mental picture just got you +1

Could be a nice t-shirt you could actually wear! (instead of every other white-nerdy-comment-on-black-shirt.. ..shirt)


Still like this one best though:

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/16/haste.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/526/haste.jpg/)

Willibold
12-21-2011, 09:11 AM
For the Khyberians out there:

I only heal for 10k Plat.


(harsh)

Yvonnel-1
12-22-2011, 04:14 AM
my g-land prices have stabilized after the years, so i wanted my complete list on my shirt:

Wards / Cures:

D-ward: 5kPP /2+ ppl: 2kPP/person
poison immu/fom: 5kP
removes (blind,disease+): 3kPP
protev: 3kPP

Heals (mass):

light: 2kPP (2+ppl 1kPP/person)
medium: 4kPP (2k/person)
serious: 6kPP (3k/person)
crit: 8kPP (4k/person)
heal: 10kPP (7.5k/person)


other buffs on request, prices depend on symphaty :)


the shirt guy asked if i were stupid, since with WOT noone will even care to read, or die while doing :(

so i canceled my order


Yvo

PS: i got so rich, with my main i never understood why ppl say clerics are expensive!?

Perspicacity
12-28-2011, 09:46 AM
PUGs: Lowering standards since 2004

Zzevel
12-28-2011, 11:57 AM
LFG - Rouge needed!

(somebody had to!)

Quetzacoala
12-28-2011, 01:10 PM
My suggestions:

Dual-Wielding Halflings

Party Sabotager: Grease and Sleet Storm FTW!

I Got Undying In Shroud!

Dual-Wielding Clubs of the Holy Flame FTW!

I Am A Tiefling In Disguise

Why Can't Necromancers Cast Raise Dead?

Melee Artificers-When will they get a prestige?

Secret Ally of Shavarath

Join the Cult of the Dark Six-We have cookies!

If the Silver Flame is good, why did they have me beat up the followers of the Host?

How was the Mindsunder in Korthos so weak yet able to control a dragon?

NarakuSama
12-28-2011, 06:35 PM
*pic of fighter with GS greatsword all tiers fire in delerium*
who's up for a hombie?

sdrocky
01-11-2012, 08:51 PM
"you make me wanna play ddoo, dddoo dddoooo oh my god"

Willibold
01-12-2012, 03:07 AM
FRONT:Our marching order is.......
Back.......Run Away !!

Midnightetak
01-23-2012, 05:54 AM
What about a somebody walking around in a shirt that says 'portable hole'? or perhaps 'my other car is an airship'

WileyRose
03-31-2012, 01:29 AM
Just a few more for considerations...

"Who the Flame are you"
"Got BooBoo Aides"
"I don't chase...."
"Can you Invite me"
"Please Share with me"
"Things that make you go hmm... +5 Great sword : Race Req : Halfling"
"Halfling, The other ankle bitters"
"wait, dont **** them off... I need to kiss the wife good night"
"Got Cleric"

Picture of Hireling Flower.... Under her picture... Flower Power...

Nursery rhyme :
100 Bottles of healing pots.. 100 bottles of healing... you drink one down before you look around... 99 bottles of healing pots...

Picture with a half orc and dwarf talking at a bar.... The dwarf says... now, was your mother an orc or a human?

For all of us that have looked, laughed and returned to them...
A picture of the 3 outhouses in the Partycrashers.

easyaction
04-01-2012, 04:12 PM
http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu12/SolidG/KurtloveDDO2.jpg

Mathermune
04-02-2012, 12:07 PM
I'm not AFK, I'm grinding favor for House <surname>

Kindrson
04-03-2012, 01:58 AM
Moar DOTS!!!!!!

Kawai
06-13-2012, 02:16 PM
Front: (Picture of Rogue)
Back: CON IS NOT A DUMPSTAT! (Picture of a very angry Cleric.)

/sarcasm OFF :rolleyes:

Ursalkin
06-16-2012, 02:10 PM
TOP: Have Blade Barrier
MIDDLE: FvS Icon
BOTTOM: Will Wing

Ragnaroll
06-16-2012, 03:08 PM
Just been moshing at a metal festival so I can justifiably blame this contribution on possible multiple concussions;

"who needs lube when you got grease?" (I'm using it: deal with it).

"Forgive me: it's my 1st life!"

Seriously though I'm pretty sure it is my 1st life so just chill alright?
Either way I can't remember much past the age of 3 so as far as I'm concerned it didn't happen unless there's a screenshot to prove I didn't spring into existance ready to eat pizza and break stuff.

Legionairre
06-16-2012, 07:16 PM
"You have ransacked this chest often."

Get it, because its a shirt?

Xynot2
06-18-2012, 05:02 PM
I cant believe no one has suggested-

<Front>
G.I.R.L.
Guy In Real Life

<Back>
D.D.O.

Or how about... (All should have DDO logo on the back)

Wife Argo. Ending quests since the beginning of time.
Got (picture of a Turbine points card)
WHAT? I can only have 30 characters? But I still need a (insert multiclass oddball)
Zerging. It's not just for Leroy
I have children?
I have a wife?
Pizza Delivery- Keeping your toons alive in RL
(picture of a huge dragon) I think we're gonna need a bigger video card
Hands free voice is my way of sharing my family with you
Grinding: It's not just for power gamers any more
A SHIRT?!? I wanted a (insert rare item)
Guild Lv 100
How do I disable this &!@*%&)$@&)!*%& chat filter again?
(picture of a rouge and 11 soul stones after a massive trap) I see dead people
Real men play DDO

When you have (DSL, lame games, etc etc) you get lag. When you get lag, your cleric dies. When your cleric dies, the party wipes. When the party wipes, you start a new account. When you start a new account, you need a new guild. Dont need a new guild. Get DDO

That's all I got for now.

CarpeNoctu
06-19-2012, 06:42 AM
DDO

Making ED fun for everyone!

Tirisha
06-23-2012, 04:14 AM
Probably already done but I'll add some flavor:

Horrified party starring at mangled corpse, a ghost looks back at them and says: "I found the trap"

phalaeo
06-24-2012, 10:15 AM
Prison of the Planes: Get Blue Balled in Gianthold!

Hound Elite: Do you have the stones to try?

I'm the Warforged Tank you've been waiting for!

(Giant Curse Pot icon)
Drink up, Boys!

Firewall the Clam! FIREWALL THE CLAM!!!!

Please support the Cleric Shroud Pool Carpal Tunnel Association.

Boned again.

Front: Coalescence Chamber Athletic Team XXL
Back: "Hey guys? I fell..."

Front: Vault of Night (Giant picture of Velah)
Back: (Picture of raid party) BASES LOADED.

Dancing Ball: Ruining Bladebarriers since 2006.

"I am too Enraged to perform this action"

(Picture of a drow Wizard sweating and looking extremely anxious)
I CALL THE INFERNO!!!

phillymiket
06-24-2012, 10:19 AM
Holy Moly!

It's back.

This is one of the first threads I ever posted in.

Ah, the memories. :)
.

gee-dragon776
06-24-2012, 11:22 AM
"HELP ddo has fallen and cant get up"

That's a good one lol /signed

jandhaer
06-24-2012, 03:39 PM
"I got Boned in the Shroud"

When you get to the final chest and find that once again a large bone is your prize.

gee-dragon776
06-25-2012, 12:09 AM
"wizards do it with greater penetration" :d

hands down the best!

gee-dragon776
06-25-2012, 12:25 AM
"Just giv'em the Finger"

/signed

LightBear
06-25-2012, 07:12 AM
For the Nerds:
I did a TR and all my points went into INT.

Nahual
07-05-2012, 01:19 PM
Prison of the Planes: Get Blue Balled in Gianthold!

Hound Elite: Do you have the stones to try?

I'm the Warforged Tank you've been waiting for!

(Giant Curse Pot icon)
Drink up, Boys!

Firewall the Clam! FIREWALL THE CLAM!!!!

Please support the Cleric Shroud Pool Carpal Tunnel Association.

Boned again.

Front: Coalescence Chamber Athletic Team XXL
Back: "Hey guys? I fell..."

Front: Vault of Night (Giant picture of Velah)
Back: (Picture of raid party) BASES LOADED.

Dancing Ball: Ruining Bladebarriers since 2006.

"I am too Enraged to perform this action"

(Picture of a drow Wizard sweating and looking extremely anxious)
I CALL THE INFERNO!!!

"I got MEGA shot!!!" /hug Pallai

"I call breaking the crystal" Shroud part 4

"DIE <insert char name here>!! "

die
07-05-2012, 01:29 PM
1. IBTL

2. Haste at the door

3. gather for buffs

4. rage quiet

5. eatin by the cube

5 /sigh

shareplz
07-05-2012, 03:41 PM
Drexlehand lives!

dorotka
07-12-2012, 05:43 AM
DDO...If it aint broke we'll fix it anyways

Not Everything Remains Feasable (nerf)

If the creaters dont kil you the ladders will

Anyes_Eristan
07-23-2012, 12:13 AM
Front: Voices On
Back: Remember Gary Gygax, sage.

My Airship is Bigger Than Your Airship.

Mr.Spark
07-23-2012, 07:54 PM
*a line about half way down the shirt* 'I've had it up to HERE with Halflings'

cdbd3rd
07-23-2012, 08:20 PM
Horrified party starring at mangled corpse, a ghost looks back at them and says: "I found the trap"

/Props for that one. ^^

Always good to catch up on these threads when I've missed a few pages.

:cool:

0akenshield9
09-28-2012, 11:49 PM
Barbarians: The Other Trapfinder

(Front) When in Khyber with Velah and a halfling, you don't have to outrun Velah...
(Back) You just have to Grease the halfling!

Artificers: Replacing Rogues since 2011

Yes, I play a Warforged Barbarian. Yes, Clerics hate me

*Picture of a Warforged Rogue* These are not the Warforged you're looking for...

TaureDawn
10-01-2012, 12:58 AM
1. Make "Haste" while the sunshines

2. "Bless" us Father.
*Pic of Cleric giving blessing*

3. Kobold's Disco Night
*Pic of Kobolds dancing lol*

4. Yes I play Dungeons and Dragons Online! Got a problem with that?!

5. You can find me in Stormreach.

6. Back: C U in the Game.
Front: DDO Logo



Gimme time to think of more (and better stuff) lol!!!

TaureDawn
10-01-2012, 01:06 AM
1. **** it! DDO is down for an update! Now what do I do?
*Pic of a toon scratching her/his head*

2. Did you check the forums?
*DDO logo*

3. The ooze ruined my new +3 maul.
*Pic of 3 oozes*

4. I'm hungry let's head to the Wayward Lobster!

5. I died and went to DDO heaven!
*Pic of a soul stone and a "ghost" toon*

dodger72
10-14-2012, 09:57 PM
"Real Life is my escape from DDO"

"Trample the weak; hurdle the dead"

"My companion won't talk to me, my spells don't work, I can't find my sword....Ye Gads! I'm Going Sane!"

Zzevel
09-19-2013, 11:23 AM
And the dead shall rise!


- If only I could find a Ghostbane weapon...

Stefano
09-20-2013, 05:00 PM
I slayed Arraetrikos.... and all I got was this crummy shirt.

Golddragon87
11-18-2013, 04:08 PM
The

LittleTinSoldier
11-26-2013, 05:26 AM
Picture: a Recycling Arrow Triangle, with a Heal Potion at left corner, a Soulstone on top and a Heart of Wood at right corner.

Caption: Recuperate--> Resurrect--> Reincarnate

lovealot
12-02-2013, 06:13 PM
(picture of someones stone saying underneath ...Trap Here ...

Teh_Ghoul
12-02-2013, 06:21 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/6gkif6.jpg

Xahtep
12-03-2013, 04:07 PM
DDO Forgoten Realms Unlimited



Sadly it looks like eberron can go and flip itself

NĂ©dime
12-09-2013, 08:34 AM
Kobold with cristal in his backpack :
"Succubus pretty ... too bad she try to kill us"

avepepix
12-12-2013, 03:03 PM
Whooooo Shinny

Not in the face!!, Not in the face!!

Me no kobold, me dragon!!

Hjeal mhe!!

You are not drunk, i have displacement

Ghostbane be with you

Nerfing a life style

I can Zerg your Mob

DDO + D&D =/ PnP

Watch out the trap!
What traaaaaargh

-I cant lock pick
-But you are a rogue

Grab my stone!!

Not suitable for Warforged

Antikos
01-15-2015, 02:35 PM
Hey Dude, I'm BORED - wanna Grind with me?

Or...

Yo Bro - Bored - lets grind for a coupla hours

Or...

WOW that S&*T HURT - let me lube and I will be right back with ya!
(obviously a WF T-shirt)

Hazelnut
01-21-2015, 12:03 PM
(picture of someones stone saying underneath ...Trap Here ...

I like this one.

But why even have slogans? How many people would buy t-shirts with the armor textures from the game printed on them? I'm partial to the Skirmish Chainmail but I'm sure all the basic armor textures would appeal to different people.

Kulothar
01-22-2015, 04:14 AM
Ok, Ok... Sorry about Waterworks.
Front: I used my lay on hands. Back: She laid her hand up side my face.
So none of the clerics in this raid have a heal spell?
This is what I do on by bio.
My name is Otto. Want to Dance?
Kobold expertise and still not out of Waterworks.
There is a foul miasma in the air. Make the barbarian stand further away..

Kulothar
01-22-2015, 04:43 AM
Front: Cleric - I rez Barbarians. Back: It takes fewer SP than healing them.
Front: Cleric Back: No I DON'T have to rez you so you can zerg again.
Front: Cleric Back: Heal is a line of sight spell.

Dude: Your pet has over twice the kills you do.

Backpacks - When rezing stupid is not a good idea.

Front: Rogue. Back: If you can't read this YOU own the trap.
Front: Rogue. Back: If you can read this you are following too close.

Tahkhesis
06-24-2015, 03:20 AM
Front: I reached max favor in the Twelve and I didn't even get this lousy tee-shirt

Back: Just an honorary title...

Small DDO Logo at collar.

UurlockYgmeov
06-24-2015, 05:20 AM
It's Elite
Champs Happen
You're Dead. Get over it!

:D

http://i.imgur.com/k8Pvi.jpg

Powskier
07-03-2015, 07:35 PM
"Got dead rotten maggot filled rancid Necro Milk? "-would only fit on a widebody T;)

Buddha5440
07-04-2015, 03:58 PM
Admit it... You're impressed with my CLEAVAGE

Rangers are good with BOTH hands

Lanadazia
11-02-2016, 10:49 AM
i printed myself a t-shirt with following:
(i love it!)

http://bonniebew.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Trust_in_shroud.jpg

CaptainPurge
11-10-2016, 03:42 AM
i printed myself a t-shirt with following:
(i love it!)

http://bonniebew.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Trust_in_shroud.jpg

So much Win my friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABg0c_E7OOI&feature=youtu.be&t=14

Kragon
11-10-2016, 04:32 AM
Dwarves do it deeper!

Warforged, The Energizer Bunny WISHES he had our batteries!

Dayko_DAllen
05-29-2017, 07:55 PM
oh a warlock? Time to pike

Pikers get the best loot

Stop kiting and just stand still!

I can't heal you around a corner

No, I am not looking for a guild

Mmmm. Tasty Ham

I made it through reaper 10 and all I got was this shirt.

Hobgoblin
05-29-2017, 08:47 PM
Whats a girl like you doing in a guild like this?

Did it hurt when you fell from sibyris?

Do you have an elf in you? Would you like to?