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Cayrie
09-18-2007, 09:50 PM
Chuck stood Lessah and I up. He was supposed to meet us at the Phoenix Tavern at 8 p.m. tonight, but he never showed. Chuck is a fake!

That is all. :D

Duplicate_10
09-18-2007, 10:51 PM
I was on at 9 EST.

Strakeln
09-19-2007, 12:13 AM
Isn't Chuck Norris omnipresent?

Kistilan
09-19-2007, 05:15 AM
I was on at 9 EST.

WTG nubs! You totally have done it (yet again) with the timing thing.

I mean I'd have shown up and stood in for you IF I WAS IN THE STATES!

You had 2 women and they were ready and willing. Have you ever considered sucking at life?

akla_thornfist
09-19-2007, 06:31 AM
told ya hes not the real chuck

Aspenor
09-19-2007, 06:51 AM
Cayrie had to come to me for satisfaction.

Lessah can do better than Chuck anyway.

My door is always open ladies, and Asp has love to spare. :p

Duplicate_10
09-19-2007, 07:54 AM
I'm still emboldened by the fact that a date with one lovely lady turned into 2!

Duplicate_10
09-19-2007, 07:55 AM
Cayrie had to come to me for satisfaction.

Lessah can do better than Chuck anyway.

My door is always open ladies, and Asp has love to spare. :p

Grats on getting seconds.

(I win)

bandyman1
09-19-2007, 07:58 AM
Grats on getting seconds.

(I win)

Seconds hell.....you couldn't handle 2 at once, so ya bowed out.

Way to go Asp . Big thumbs up bro :D .

Cayrie
09-19-2007, 07:58 AM
I'm still emboldened by the fact that a date with one lovely lady turned into 2!

Lessah is my girlfriend Chuck, so obviously we are a package deal! Hello!

We start at 8 PM EST noob. And if you were there at 9, why did you not send a tell to the lovely lady? She's Zerggie, I'm Chayste. Try again next Tuesday, if you're MAN ENOUGH.

And LOL @ Aspenor. :D

Duplicate_10
09-19-2007, 08:04 AM
Lessah is my girlfriend Chuck, so obviously we are a package deal! Hello!

We start at 8 PM EST noob. And if you were there at 9, why did you not send a tell to the lovely lady? She's Zerggie, I'm Chayste. Try again next Tuesday, if you're MAN ENOUGH.

And LOL @ Aspenor. :D

There's always another day. Perhaps you ladies can be on Chuck's schedule of events.

Duplicate_10
09-19-2007, 08:05 AM
Seconds hell.....you couldn't handle 2 at once, so ya bowed out.

Way to go Asp . Big thumbs up bro :D .

The word of bandyman1.

Duplicate_10
09-19-2007, 08:11 AM
Edit: Oooops, link had visible girl parts in it!

bandyman1
09-19-2007, 08:15 AM
Originally posted by Chuck Norris
Edit: Oooops, link had visible girl parts in it!

I KNEW Asp won!!!! Take a look at that link!

NO BEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edit: Had to change for the same reasons as Chuck.

Aspenor
09-19-2007, 09:52 AM
Here's the score so far:
Asp: 4
Chuck: 2

Duplicate_10
09-19-2007, 09:55 AM
Here's the score so far:
Asp: 4
Chuck: 2

lol why do I feel like we're using the Calvinball scoring system?

Vinos
09-19-2007, 09:55 AM
Here's the score so far:
Asp: 4
Chuck: 2

You forgot one.

Vinos: 1,000,000

Aspenor
09-19-2007, 09:59 AM
You forgot one.

Vinos: 1,000,000

Vinos: -12

You can't fake it, I saw you cheating your scoresheet.

Vinos
09-19-2007, 10:01 AM
Vinos: -12

You can't fake it, I saw you cheating your scoresheet.

Busted. Just like the Pats.

Duplicate_10
09-19-2007, 10:02 AM
I invoke Rule # 1900 B Section 14 Paragraph N

"No Calvinball score may contain numbers"

Chuck-Egg Salad
Aspenor-Methane
Vinos-Football

Khestral
09-19-2007, 10:33 AM
I invoke Rule # 1900 B Section 14 Paragraph N

"No Calvinball score may contain numbers"

Chuck-Egg Salad
Aspenor-Methane
Vinos-Football


Waaaaait... If that is the true scoring system that means that in the south, Vinos is god...

That's it, I'm moving back to Ohio!

Duplicate_10
09-19-2007, 10:39 AM
Waaaaait... If that is the true scoring system that means that in the south, Vinos is god...

That's it, I'm moving back to Ohio!

Chuck officially retakes the lead, Penicillin to Tampax.

Vinos
09-19-2007, 10:44 AM
Waaaaait... If that is the true scoring system that means that in the south, Vinos is god...

That's it, I'm moving back to Ohio!

If by south you mean the civilized world then yes I am supreme. If you mean the deep south then cow-tipping and nascar is god.

Yaga_Nub
09-19-2007, 10:57 AM
Cayrie had to come to me for satisfaction.

Lessah can do better than Chuck anyway.

My door is always open ladies, and Asp has love to spare. :p

Sorry I have to set the record straight.

I was I who took over when Chuck didn't show. Asp gets a -1 on the score card for not accually "scoring" and he gets another -1 for trying to take credit when it is not due!

Score:

Asp: 2
Chuck: 2

Aspenor
09-19-2007, 11:00 AM
Sorry I have to set the record straight.

I was I who took over when Chuck didn't show. Asp gets a -1 on the score card for not accually "scoring" and he gets another -1 for trying to take credit when it is not due!

Score:

Asp: 2
Chuck: 2

All lies, and he knows it :p

Duplicate_10
09-19-2007, 12:07 PM
Sorry I have to set the record straight.

I was I who took over when Chuck didn't show. Asp gets a -1 on the score card for not accually "scoring" and he gets another -1 for trying to take credit when it is not due!

Score:

Asp: 2
Chuck: 2

Umpire's ruling stands!