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dragnmoon
09-11-2007, 04:23 PM
After personally witnessing all the requests for a State of the Union Address, I find them lacking in reaching for what realy Counts.

Therefore

I am Insisting we get a State of the Onion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Onions.jpg) Address!
I am threating that if we do not soon, me and my full guild will leave!
We have some very important questions that need to be addressed

1. Why does the Onion make us cry? what did we ever do to them?

2. Will we be getting Guild Gardens soon so we can share our onions more readily through the Guild?

3. Just how many peals does it take to get to the center of an onion?

4. We need a new Onion Races! Currently we still only have White, yellow, red & brown. When are we getting Sweet Onions?

5. When will we get the ability to Grow our Own onions?

6. We need at least 2 more layers added to our onions!! when will this happen?

Join me in insisting that we get the State of the Onion Address Imediatly!

aurus33
09-11-2007, 04:28 PM
LOL

Good one.

Symar-FangofLloth
09-11-2007, 04:30 PM
My onion is currently in a bloomin' state.

rpasell
09-11-2007, 04:32 PM
Here ya go:

http://www.theonion.com/content/index

Gornin
09-11-2007, 04:33 PM
My onion is currently in a bloomin' state.

You should really keep things like that to yourself. First dwarves in thongs, now this? Now I just threw up a little more....

dragnmoon
09-12-2007, 04:01 PM
My onion is currently in a bloomin' state.

Devs... You have been silent to long!!!... His Onion is bloomin'!... Bloomin' I say!

Aesop
09-12-2007, 04:16 PM
well at least its not a Smurf of the Smurf Address.


Aesop

dragnmoon
09-12-2007, 04:26 PM
well at least its not a Smurf of the Smurf Address.


Aesop

Smurfing Smurfs!