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Jerevon
08-28-2007, 04:40 PM
Oh yeah, way off topic, here it goes. A myspace friend from Greeley, CO posted this as a bulletin. I scored a 35...ah well. What did you do?

The Sex Quiz
Body: Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...

+Above75 means you kinda suck in bed.
+Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
--Below 50 means you are fun in bed
--Below 25 means you are damn great in bed!



-Add 10 if you are a virgin.

-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.

-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.

-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.

-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.

-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.

-Subtract 3 if you have done 69.

-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.

-Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms.

-Subtract 2 Ignore this one

-Subtract 3 This one too

-Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex [one night stand].

-Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked.

-Add 3 if you haven't been kissed in the past month.

-Add 2 And this one, ignore

-Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn.

-Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn.

-Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex.

-Subtract 2 if you have used lube during sex.

-Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought.

-Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys.

-Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour.

-Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex.

Dariuss
08-28-2007, 06:17 PM
hmm.. I get 41

where's the blushing emote?

haha

what are the missing ones though? too dirty for the forum? PM and i'll see if it modifies my score:p

Edit:
wait i screwed up.... I'm like "how did you get to 15? then i noticed you are supposed to start at 50, not 75 hahaha

so..yeah I'm... 41-25 = 16

Falco_Easts
08-28-2007, 06:49 PM
15 : )
Do they still count if you were drunk and it was all a bit blurry?
If not, 38. : (

Symar-FangofLloth
08-28-2007, 08:01 PM
78, whoo!

ehondajim
08-29-2007, 11:39 AM
7

Did the math twice.:o

WolfSpirit
08-29-2007, 11:50 AM
I hit all the minuses except the Unmentionables and the same sex one. Thats like 10 or something.
What a past I've had!!!
(Been trying to be a good boy)
:)

They should make a whole new rank for those of us hitting 10 & Under.
(Though ***** comes to mind & not because it rhymes with Bore...)

Strakeln
08-29-2007, 11:52 AM
4. Woulda been 2 if it weren't for that same sex kissinig part.

Am I a **** now?

ehondajim
08-30-2007, 10:36 AM
Hmmm.... 12

Whaddya mean, "7"?

Hmph.

/Goes back to check math again.

BTW - The "more than 5" question means all at the same time, right? :D


12?

Slacker.

cdbd3rd
08-30-2007, 10:37 AM
7

Did the math twice.:o

Hmmm.... XX edit: Nope, 7 here, too. Not sure where I missed the 5'er at, but paper seemes to work better than fingers and toes. (all puns intended, I'm sure.)
Whaddya mean, "7"?

Hmph.

/Goes back to check math again.

BTW - The "more than 5" question means all at the same time, right? :D

Jerevon
08-30-2007, 06:45 PM
You bunch of F'in freaks. Good for you. I just need to catch up...well, I can -5 quickly by using the "record" feature on my camera phone on the next first or second date....

Ok, the missing questions. I'll try to make them forum friendly and this will change some scores....

-2 If you have...[Involves you in a room by yourself with a dirty magazine] (best I can do)

-3 If you have ...used your finger/hand on someone's *ahem* lower region

+2 If you have never [Involves you in a room by yourself with a dirty magazine....only read the articles I guess]

Dariuss
08-31-2007, 11:52 AM
Ok, the missing questions. I'll try to make them forum friendly and this will change some scores....

-2 If you have...[Involves you in a room by yourself with a dirty magazine] (best I can do)

-3 If you have ...used your finger/hand on someone's *ahem* lower region

+2 If you have never [Involves you in a room by yourself with a dirty magazine....only read the articles I guess]

Ok I am down to 11 then

ehondajim
08-31-2007, 11:57 AM
Ok I am down to 11 then

Now I'm down to 2

I'm a perv what can I say?

Tous
09-06-2007, 10:09 PM
2 for me.
Gotta go Wifes home........

HighJoe
09-07-2007, 07:22 AM
Final Score: 2 Yeah, I'm a fiend. LOL

adamkatt
09-11-2007, 04:12 PM
-69!

Brad542
10-03-2007, 06:32 PM
scored a 10 according to your little test.

Brianius
10-09-2007, 07:10 PM
i got a 10 and my wife got a 0 guess that how it is these days

Mizyrlou
10-12-2007, 12:16 PM
I ended up with a 14. Yes, I'm a freaky freaky freeeeeek.

Alavatar
10-12-2007, 12:47 PM
I'm confused how actions completed equates to performance in bed. Wouldn't it be better to include questions that contain time? Such as, add points if you get off in under 10 minutes or something. A person could, in theory, have a score of 0 but can't last longer then 30 seconds. Or, a male could have a score of 0, but have a member that is sub-par.

:D

Brad542
10-14-2007, 04:39 AM
You bunch of F'in freaks. Good for you. I just need to catch up...well, I can -5 quickly by using the "record" feature on my camera phone on the next first or second date....

Ok, the missing questions. I'll try to make them forum friendly and this will change some scores....

-2 If you have...[Involves you in a room by yourself with a dirty magazine] (best I can do)

-3 If you have ...used your finger/hand on someone's *ahem* lower region

+2 If you have never [Involves you in a room by yourself with a dirty magazine....only read the articles I guess]


down to a 5.

ehondajim
10-15-2007, 02:55 PM
I'm confused how actions completed equates to performance in bed. Wouldn't it be better to include questions that contain time? Such as, add points if you get off in under 10 minutes or something. A person could, in theory, have a score of 0 but can't last longer then 30 seconds. Or, a male could have a score of 0, but have a member that is sub-par.

:D

If took time into consideration I'd be easily into the negatives, not fair to the rest of the posters.