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    Default The DDO Chronicle: Issue 61 is now available!



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    Default There Can Be Only One...

    Which die? Why, the dodecahedron "Die of Power", formed from the molten plastic of the Gysers of Gygax, of course! Duh!


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    I would be a d20. I'd have a 5% chance of success (or failure) on virtually any endeavor!
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    I would be a Great Cubicuboctahedron so I could have more sides than a Denny's menu.
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    I would be a loaded die, because the shenanigans involved in them are rather amusing
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    I would be a d4 since I'd be far less likely to roll off the table and get eaten by a dog or vacuum cleaner. I would also be less likely to get stepped on and crushed, and even if I did at least I'd get a final critical hit in.
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    I'd be a d12, because I don't like having to do too much stuff.

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    a D15
    Just cos its odd
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    edit: yey first post

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    Voice of the Master: for bonus experience and good luck XD

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    I'd be one of those d10s that has another d10 inside it. It's all about the versatility, because whether you need 1d10, or 2, or d%, I've got you covered. Letting loose on some foes with a Heavy Crossbow? Got your back. Switching to your Waraxe to finish off their leader? I'll even roll your miss chance on his Blur. Gaining a new Fighter level from that xp? Roll me once for hp but take the highest cuz your DM's nice like that. She's out of town next week so another friend is running a Rogue Trader oneshot? I am literally the one and only die you need to bring, and if he's got a custom table for Warp Travel I promise I'll land on "crash-land into our D&D game."

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    A D1. It's 100% reliable and can always be counted on to produce the expected result. And to make it even better it would have twenty different sides, each with a different colour and a uniquely designed "1" on the face. So I'd be stylish and artsy too.

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    I would be a d4 because its damage when rolled ingame is the same as the damage dealt to you when you step on it..
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    D12 because I like saying dodecahedron!
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    Default If you could be a polyhedral die, which die would you be and why?

    I'd be a die....a die.....oh my god, I don't want to diiieeee!!!!!!!
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    Gotta be 3-dimensional...so limiting...

    Ok, how about an

    Icosakaipentagonaltrapezohedron.
    50 equal kite shaped sides

    Just because I read about it online and it sounded very impressive.

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    If I were a die, I would be a Hit Location Die:






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    I'd be a D7 - just to weird everyone out.
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    d6: it's a classic, and good looking woman blow on you in Las Vegas.

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    I like being versatile, so I'd have to be a d60 because it can emulate the d1, d2, d3, d4, d5, d6, d10, d12, d15, d20, and d30.

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    I would be a d1...I can't handle suspense.

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