[QUOTE=Cordovan;5007828]What advice do you have to help people take care of their new owlbear creature companions?[QUOTE]
Being a hybrid creature, the Owlbear occasionally has difficulties. Most notably, it has an exceedingly tiny mouth for the size of its body and its typical prey. To avoid choking your Owlbear, always insist that it mash its enemies to a fine paste before consuming them.
"What advice do you have to help people take care of their new owlbear creature companions?"
Be careful when around it! It has a nasty habbit of charging everywhere you go and possibly hurting someone with what large head and beak it has
Slow player: puggers beware!
1) Give a hoot... don't pollute!
2) Remember, only you can prevent forest fires! Friends of owlbears don't play with matches.
3) Acquire and wear this costume at least once a week:
4) Consider getting both of these images as tattoos:
5) These make great holiday presents for owlbears:
6) Above all else, always accept personal responsibility for maintaining the forest. After all:
Who? Who? Who??
And if that chest was a Mimic, then all you have done is fed the Mimic making it stronger and harder to kill for the next unfortunate adventurer that comes that way.....
Maybe you can at least stand there in a ghostly form doing Mimery to tell that next fool that the Mimic is a Mimic.....
Carry a little plastic bag. No one likes to step in that stuff.
What advice do you have to help people take care of their new owlbear creature companions?
There's a lot of truth to the old saying:
A kobold a day keeps the doctor away.
How to clean him:
After a long day of battle, your owlbear is weary, so you may need to fetch some soap.
Massage ownbears fur slowly, and apply some soap directly to it's forehead.
Use the soap to clean any insects of it's face
Get a sorcerer to cast gust of wind at the owlbear to quickly dry him.
How to feed him:
What do you do once you owlbear goes hungry?
Feed him 2 pints of honey with a touch of field rats - This will make him love you
That's the end of this tutorial!
Feed it at least one kobold a day. That will keep it happy!
Care and feeding? My owlbear will show you care and feeding by caring enough to feed on you..
never, hear me, never feed your Owlbear with that world famous mouse!
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