Halp, We're Be'in Oppressed!!!
Help help we're being oppressed!!!
Originally Posted by suitepotato
PS: Nat Gann for Mayor -- he needs a new job, and he's in touch with the common folk.
You say "Coin", he says "Corn"
It doesn't take a nuculer scientist to figure out that Harbormaster Zin doesn't always pronounce things right on the first take. He mis-stated "Coinlords" as "Cornlords" in his very first promo (which you can listen to on the site). And then he said it wrong a couple dozen more times. So now he's stuck. To change now would admit fault and that is not what a Mayor is all about.
Originally Posted by DoctorWhofan
So, let me get this straight. You have no problem with "Bite Jerry's Face Off!" but you see the need to post your disdain over one letter out of place. :D
WIN WITH ZIN!
Skeletons in my Closet -- TURN UNDEAD!!
What the devil?!?! That is actually a picture of ME from over a year ago kicking the pole out from under Nat Gann! I was told that all copies of it had been destroyed. I paid a great sum to make sure this never resurfaced. Oh well. What's done is done.
Originally Posted by Kistilan
Nat used to be very charismatic and was on top of all of the poles. He was all about free enterprise. But then, the market crashed and his platform crumbled. Poor guy found himself without a leg to stand on.
Your catch-phrase seems a bit wordy with the 700 or so adjectives. Maybe you could use an anagram or something. That would be: DBCREPKF (pronounced "Dib-KREP-kif"). There you go! Easy. Now you and Skrapps are on a level playing field.
I think you will have to admit that Nat Gann is a citizen QUITE unlike myself. (What with the "me kicking him" and all.) He is gone now and I am still here saying "WIN WITH ZIN!"
You will never believe this but.....
Originally Posted by cdbd3rd
Guess what? Clankenbeard HATES Festivult Jester.. I have proof!!!! Look here!!
See? I caught him throwing coal at the poor Jester.. or was it something else????
Skrapps Bite Jerry's Face Off!
If you heard the Jerry King Live! show (taped last Thursday) on the DDoCast Episode 85, you may have gotten your funnybone tickled a little by Skrapps. Who among us hasn't threatened to bite Jerry King's face off once or twice?
But the reality of the situation is that Skrapps DID bite Jerry's face off. "Screenshot or it didn't happen," you say? Looky here...
This little kermudgen is wicked nuts. Do not vote for him. Just Dizza-frabba-don't!
WIN WITH ZIN!